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Push El Burrito posted:I like to imagine some 1400s caveman saying "did you hear mozart went to ye olde doctory to get his ribs removed for orally pleasuring himself?" Mozart literally wrote a canon called "lick my rear end" ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch) so there is a significant non-zero probability that this, actually, has also happened.
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Mozart was the Marilyn Manson of his day. Marilyn Mozart
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Aug 15, 2020 07:46
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Mozart played Paul in the Wonder Years.
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Der Kyhe posted:Mozart literally wrote a canon called "lick my rear end" ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch) so there is a significant non-zero probability that this, actually, has also happened. He also wrote this letter to his cousin: Wouldn’t you like to visit Herr Gold-smith again?—but what for?—what?—nothing!—just to inquire, I guess, about the Spuni Cuni fait, nothing else, nothing else?—well, well, all right. Long live all those who, who—who—who—how does it go on?—I now wish you a good night, poo poo in your bed with all your might, sleep with peace on your mind, and try to kiss your own behind; I now go off to never-never land and sleep as much as I can stand. Tomorrow we’ll speak freak sensubly with each other. Things I must you tell a lot of, believe it you hardly can, but hear tomorrow it already will you, be well in the meantime. Oh my rear end burns like fire! what on earth is the meaning of this!—maybe muck wants to come out? yes, yes, muck, I know you, see you, taste you—and—what’s this—is it possible? Ye Gods!—Oh ear of mine, are you deceiving me?—No, it’s true—what a long and melancholic sound!—today is the write I fifth this letter. Yesterday I talked with the stern Frau Churfustin, and tomorrow, on the 6th, I will give a performance in her chambers, as the Furstin-Chur said to me herself. Now for something real sensuble!
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Der Kyhe posted:Mozart literally wrote a canon called "lick my rear end" ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch) so there is a significant non-zero probability that this, actually, has also happened. Forgot About Mozart
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BrigadierSensible posted:And in very geographic and time specific urban celebrity legend. Everybody in Melbourne who went to school during the 90s would swear that it was their Maths teacher who was the bass player in TISM. They would be wrong though, because it was my year 9 science teacher. I don't know what TISM is so for all I know they were all right Just like some bands don't have a bass player at all, maybe others have dozens of bass players
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Phlegmish posted:I don't know what TISM is so for all I know they were all right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mLIdLZZeI
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Just like its fauna, Australia's music scene was forced to develop in isolation, leading to unique mutations. We did get the Divinyls out of it, though
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That one and this one are the marquee TISM songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6lDJJi4t0 Plus I guess the one that was super popular in Germany and Holland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The pizza delivery guy stands there, crying spiders from his eyes, with a gallon of cum in his stomach and a sadistic killer hiding in his backseat
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Phlegmish posted:I don't know what TISM is so for all I know they were all right
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The Bloop posted:Literally the same reason as KFC This is almost the opposite of this thread's topic, but you reminded me of a product the supermarket was prominently displaying last time I went shopping. It was a NEW fruit juice with 50% less sugar than the regular juice, and 20% cheaper. I wondered how they'd done it. Looking at the ingredients on the label, the original was 99.7% concentrate and the new product was 50% concentrate. In another aisle I saw pre-packaged lunchmeat selling for $5 each, or you could pay $12 for the privilege of buying a pair that hadn't been separated on the production line ("one for the fridge, one for the freezer"!).
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uvar posted:In another aisle I saw pre-packaged lunchmeat selling for $5 each, or you could pay $12 for the privilege of buying a pair that hadn't been separated on the production line ("one for the fridge, one for the freezer"!). Hey some of us care about keeping families together.
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Memento posted:
I was expecting this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qgsebueN-o Which younger me thought was based on historical fact, and would use it to  at history buffs with "You do realize that Hitler had a scat fetish"
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Eating those waffles will grant you immortality.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Eating those waffles will grant you immortality. Immortal meme waffles Next up: tubgirl gravy. Have a sip.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Eating those waffles will grant you immortality. I appreciated this reference. This has to be on purpose, right?
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I love this.
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Keeping it simple? No, middleman!
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food court bailiff posted:This has to be on purpose, right? It is a dumb marketing move, but Trader Joe's as far as I know doesn't deal with food wholesalers/distributors, and deals with producers/growers directly. At least this is what they advertise. I think to be most accurate they'd have to say 'one fewer middle-man'. I am pretty glad though that I live in a world where I don't have to deal with food producers directly to buy my food and can just go to the grocery store or go online and buy almost anything I could want. I often like retail middle-men. silence_kit has a new favorite as of 14:24 on Aug 18, 2020 |
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Just lol if you don't have a celery guy, a cucumber guy, a tomato guy, a banana guy, a lime guy, a blood orange guy, a mandarin orange guy, a kale guy, an iceberg lettuce guy or if Enrique doesn't just buy your veggies for you wholesale. Just lol
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No ring, I'm disappointed.
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silence_kit posted:It is a dumb marketing move, but Trader Joe's as far as I know doesn't deal with food wholesalers/distributors, and deals with producers/growers directly. At least this is what they advertise. I think to be most accurate they'd have to say 'one fewer middle-man'.
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https://twitter.com/RationalDis/status/1295876486356971520?s=19
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We'll rip our eyelids off to get you into a new pair of loafers!
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Boywhiz88 posted:Just lol if you don't have a celery guy, a cucumber guy, a tomato guy, a banana guy, a lime guy, a blood orange guy, a mandarin orange guy, a kale guy, an iceberg lettuce guy or if Enrique doesn't just buy your veggies for you wholesale. Just lol You can take my tomato lady from my cold dead hands. And you should. Her dry farmed early girls make any other tomatoes taste like ashes in your mouth. Her yellow cherry tomatoes are sweeter than grapes. Although come to think of it, I have a grape lady. And an apricot lady, a cider and berries lady, a corn guy, three peach guys, a pie man, and a salad hippie family with two kids who used to be babies God I'm so old. gently caress, I'm going to go eat some tomatoes right now.
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Thank you for reminding me of this horror.
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Mister Mind posted:Thank you for reminding me of this horror. Wow, I thought mine was just a badly drawn local advert. Google "terrifying buster brown".
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He will come to your home every week.
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Elfface posted:He will come to your home every week. It's hard to read it as anything other than a threat
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Pneub posted:We'll rip our eyelids off to get you into a new pair of loafers! The typesetting on this ad is worse than Buster Brown's inhuman predator eyes.
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I love everything about this dumb rear end Planters poo poo. Apparently now we have a teenage Mr. Peanut. 
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You gotta be the only one. The whole thing seems like a total tire fire from the outside
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Gaius Marius posted:You gotta be the only one. The whole thing seems like a total tire fire from the outside You misunderstand. I love watching them flail around & try to recover from how terrible the Baby Peanut idea was in the first place. Sitting back & watching it burn in brand new ways every day is truly a joy. 
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It has a strong  factor for sure. I can’t believe they’re still sticking with it at this point.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I love everything about this dumb rear end Planters poo poo. Apparently now we have a teenage Mr. Peanut. Not teenage, 21. Old enough to drink. And be in porn.
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I wonder how their sales figures have been affected by this whole thing. I can't imagine people adjust their peanut consumption based on campaigns but I keep learning that people are dumb and gullible so maybe?
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