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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Failed Imagineer posted:

Dating sites are pretty good if you're a really tall guy (speaking of height brags), I got a lot of " ;-* are you reeeally that tall ;-* ". Otherwise I'm reliably informed it's pure ego death

Tinder especially, as a fairly average looking man, is a bit like having a button in your pocket you can press to take the boots to your self-esteem.

(e) Air France 447 was a pretty huge plane crash.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i know an unbearable woman who is 4'11 and refuses to date anyone below 6'

the logistics of it make my knees, neck and back hurt

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Ratjaculation posted:

i know an unbearable woman who is 4'11 and refuses to date anyone below 6'

the logistics of it make my knees, neck and back hurt

Yeah in my experience from younger days it was usually very short and very tall women, never really understood why

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Been a bit longer than usual due to holidays, editing lurgy, as well as a truly fantastic amount of actionable threats and libel that needed to get removed before this one was podsafe for all audiences:

https://twitter.com/PraxisCast/status/1296440573566623745?s=20

Definitely not promising anything about more timely deliveries but we'll do what we can.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
Given the sheer alienation from anything but working and consuming society's already obsessed with, I do wonder what kind of even-worse death cults will emerge as a result of COVID causing a generation to grow up completely unused to in-person contact with strangers.

Maybe we should think about what to do with about that problem now? Eh, whatever. Not like it matters compared to the cold war going hot global warming and we'll all be dead long before it's a problem.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Junior G-man posted:

Been a bit longer than usual due to holidays, editing lurgy, as well as a truly fantastic amount of actionable threats and libel that needed to get removed before this one was podsafe for all audiences:

Release the Libel Cut you cowards

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Dannythefink/status/1024443458793205760?s=20


lol tory support can'tdrop below 40% even after all this

https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/1296121550354219008?s=20

Jose fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Aug 20, 2020

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Ratjaculation posted:

i know an unbearable woman who is 4'11 and refuses to date anyone below 6'

the logistics of it make my knees, neck and back hurt

Am 6'2", partner says she's 5 foot but definitely is not, would recommend for anyone who wants to feel like a ridiculous giant every day.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

haakman posted:

Married my boss (who was also my PGCE tutor). 7 years now - no regrets.

I've been looking into doing a PGCE, although I'm sure it's a loving stupid idea at the moment with Covid and the way the Tories are destroying schools. Really can't decide if it'd be a good idea or not.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Tinder especially, as a fairly average looking man, is a bit like having a button in your pocket you can press to take the boots to your self-esteem.

My recommendation is to be British (with one of the good accents) and live in America and be single.

Now, of course, I am British and live in Britain and am married sooo doesn't really matter any more.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


feedmegin posted:

My recommendation is to British and live in America and be single.

Now, of course, I am British and live in Britain and am married sooo

Very true. There’s a reason I spent a lot of my 20s taking trips stateside (and then getting into ill advised LDRs off the back of them.. d’oh)

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Jedit posted:

Is she a star?

well i certainly think so.

Also lol I'm 6'2 and my wife is literally half my height due to a genetic condition.

It's fine. Her wheelchair has a hydraulic lift in it.

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Tinder especially, as a fairly average looking man, is a bit like having a button in your pocket you can press to take the boots to your self-esteem.

I'm about to find out if being an average looking, average height female is equally soul-destroying!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

thespaceinvader posted:

well i certainly think so.

Also lol I'm 6'2 and my wife is literally half my height due to a genetic condition.

It's fine. Her wheelchair has a hydraulic lift in it.

I always thought you were a complete joke. I just didn't think it was "What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?"

(E: it struck me that I may seem dismissive or rude about your wife's condition. That isn't the spirit in which the post was meant, and I apologise if I caused offence.)

Jedit fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Aug 20, 2020

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I met my wife through a bdsm website :whip:

Okcupid though? Full of freaks

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
I met my wife on IRC and my partner found me through online gaming.

I don't know where I'd even start with online dating, it seems like a huge risk especially if you're not a cis 20 year old looking for hookups? So it's one of those things I just accepted I've never done and probably never will, like using BitTorrent.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


At 5'6" I just have to lean into it, people can either be suitably impressed by my herculean ability to get things off high shelves or they can go gently caress themselves.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Not So Fast posted:

Surely you can only ever be Full Cornish?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Jedit posted:

I always thought you were a complete joke. I just didn't think it was "What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?"

(E: it struck me that I may seem dismissive or rude about your wife's condition. That isn't the spirit in which the post was meant, and I apologise if I caused offence.)

JCBs don't come with leopard spots.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

thespaceinvader posted:

JCBs don't come with leopard spots.

Not with that attitude.

E: https://shop.jcbcollection.com/SHOP.AMS?LEVEL=BOT&PART=NHDBA015

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




no dessert half? ftfy

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Lady Demelza posted:

I'm about to find out if being an average looking, average height female is equally soul-destroying!

Apparently it is, but just in different ways. The problem with online dating being poo poo is the men who use it consistly are therefore the most desperate...

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Ratjaculation posted:

i know an unbearable woman who is 4'11 and refuses to date anyone below 6'

the logistics of it make my knees, neck and back hurt
lol my partner is fairly short and I'm 6'; apparently she once had another woman come up to her and tell her to "stay in her lane"

I was of course outwardly shocked at this while I just about managed to keep my ego from bursting directly out of my chest and spilling all over the floor

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Isomermaid posted:

I met my wife on IRC and my partner found me through online gaming.

I don't know where I'd even start with online dating, it seems like a huge risk especially if you're not a cis 20 year old looking for hookups? So it's one of those things I just accepted I've never done and probably never will, like using BitTorrent.

Online dating is fundamentally almost the exact same as "meeting someone through IRC , talked to them there first before meeting in person."

Only you have to put up a photo first.

I found online dating much better than trying to chat up people through work/at pubs because
1) You knew the person was already interested and (probably single) so you didn't feel like a creep.

2) You had to talk to them in advance so you had a vague idea of what the person's interests were.

Would recommend online dating.
What I would not recommend is doing what I did on my first date. Which was we agreed to go for pizza for our first date. Since she is coeliac she said to go to Manifestinos a coeliac friendly Italian restaurant.
I read it as Manifestos a similar coeliac friendly Italian restaurant that was about 1 KM's away.

So I arrive at a nearly empty place with only three pensioners inside thinking I am being Catfished, and she is in a different restaurant thinking she has been stood up.

After one confused phone call, I drive down and finally arrive at the right Italian restaurant only a mere 30 minutes late for my first date.
That being said while I started out poorly I did recover a bit and even got to drive her home. (When she made a joke about hoping I wasnt an axe murderer I knew we were on the same wavelength. )

The Question IRL fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Aug 20, 2020

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Ratjaculation posted:

no dessert half? ftfy

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I guess speed dating is dead

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Jel Shaker posted:

I guess speed dating is dead

Ended up on the train to Sheffield

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

This is violence.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Mrs Beefeater was my boss in my first job out of law school.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Jel Shaker posted:

I guess speed dating is dead

Au contraire speed dating is faster than ever you just swipe left or right.

(IDK I've not dated in decades)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

stev posted:

Do people not just marry the people they work with anymore?

I think nowadays that would mean marrying either your wife, your children, or your cat.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

OwlFancier posted:

I think nowadays that would mean marrying either your wife, your children, or your cat.

At least 50% of people who get married marry their wife.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jedit posted:

At least 50% of people who get married marry their wife.

I mean, no I think your wife is actually the one person you almost certainly can't marry, because they aren't your wife when you marry them because if they were you wouldn't have to, and I don't think you can double marry the same person without a divorce happening first, either theologically or linguistically.

Edge case is if you marry your wife to somebody else, in the sense that you officiate, but I suspect that is rare outside of an enthusiastic if niche category on pornhub.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
given that most days I'd much rather talk to my cat than to people that doesn't sound too bad tbh

fluppet
Feb 10, 2009
Met the missus 17 years ago camping in Thailand 3 kids later now going through a divorce and being bitched at for how long its taking me to move out

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jedit posted:

At least 50% of people who get married marry their wife.
Ban this sick filth.

Biggus Dickus
May 18, 2005

Roadies know where to focus the spotlight.
I met my wife at paintball. There’s a better-than-average chance that I shot her.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



My last and most serious relationship stemmed from a longstanding friendship and me beating her at StarCraft, being the first person who ever did so because she was very good.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Jedit posted:

At least 50% of people who get married marry their wife.

i wonder whether same gender marriage between two men or two omen is more common, in order to know if this statistic is accurate.

*shrug* it doesn't matter it's just an amusing thought.

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Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

Borrovan posted:

My mum says my .co.uk/.com doppelganger is very polite & that I could learn a few things about replying to messages, I reckon he's shaping up to replace me altogether

I have firstnamelastname @ gmail . com and a chap in Ireland has firstname.lastname @ gmail . com. He's a contractor and virtually every client he has always forgets the dot in the first few e-mails they send. I'm essentially the guy's secretary now forwarding e-mails to him. He's got a very good case for multiple breaches of GDPR considering some of the stuff I've received by mistake. Then there's the guy who had the same name, lived in the same town, and worked in a very similar field to me. That was interesting.

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