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That Works posted:So how many of Donnies campaign managers have been arrested now, just him and manafort? https://twitter.com/joshscampbell/status/1296475788594814979?s=19 Lewandowski (#1) also got popped for assault on a reporter which got dropped and he basically got fired for it. Kellyanne Conway is still clean, as is Parscale (just scummy) and Stepien.
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facialimpediment posted:Don't expect a pardon here. If there's one thing that Donnie can't stand, it's people on the sidelines grifting on his name, then getting in trouble for it. It's like the equivalent of a mob associate not kicking a taste up to the boss. Yo, isn't Audrey Strauss SDNY? That's a state thing, right?
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not caring here posted:Yo, isn't Audrey Strauss SDNY? Nope, federal. The action is in the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York. General speculation is that this is why Barr wanted to put a crony into SDNY - to stop any potential Donnie-adjacent actions like this one. When Berman got canned, he rose an unholy poo poo storm because this Bannon case has been in the works since October. Audrey Strauss was his deputy, and a straight shooter, and Berman only relented once Barr agreed to put Strauss in charge. The tax returns poo poo with Cy Vance that just got tossed today is a state action, but was in federal court because Donnie's trying to use federal law to wiggle out of a state subpoena.
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Sacrist65 posted:Is it possible for Bannon to be pardoned before a conviction? Yes. However, accepting the pardon means you can't claim the 5th when questioned about those matters. (The bit about the 5th is the grain of truth behind the urban legend that accepting a pardon means accepting/admitting/acknowledging guilt)
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facialimpediment posted:Nope, federal. The action is in the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York. This season of Billions is getting straight up weird.
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I'm looking forward to when my now 4 year old is in history class in high school, studying 2020, coming home to ask me, "Dad, what the gently caress happened that year?"
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Leavemywife posted:I'm looking forward to when my now 4 year old is in history class in high school, studying 2020, coming home to ask me, "Dad, what the gently caress happened that year?" No history class is going to get that far. I asked my parents about 1968 once and they said “it felt like the world was ending” and that sounds about right.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Going forward, parents will have to sign a contract to guarantee their children's future service in the military to receive subsidized lunches Jokes on them, the Selective Service Act already guarantees their children's future military careers.
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joat mon posted:(The bit about the 5th is the grain of truth behind the urban legend that accepting a pardon means accepting/admitting/acknowledging guilt) Motion to change forum background forever.
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OK, welp. My first day of in-person classes was yesterday. The administration never explicitly told me I was responsible for dividing my classes so that each day some are in class and the rest are on zoom. They did all wear masks at least. Then this morning I get an email from a student that she was exposed to COVID at her mom's tattoo shop (Sturgis bike event) and will be quarantining. One day. And my colleagues have received similar emails from students. One day. Another colleague said that he was teaching in one of the big classrooms where every other chair had a garbage bag over it. Student comes in, sans mask, and sits in one the bagged chairs. This is not a big school. But it will be UNC anyway. There's been an uptick in COVID cases since Sturgis, shocking, right? My kid starts school September 8th. I can't homeschool her because of the mixed teaching model I am working with. Clusterfuck does not begin to describe it.
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Burning Beard posted:OK, welp. I saw somebody post that Arrested Development bit about "it never works but people always delude themselves into thinking it might... but you know, it might work for us" with the caption "schools opening while watching all the other schools opening and immediately closing" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po4adxJxqZk
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Notahippie posted:I saw somebody post that Arrested Development bit about "it never works but people always delude themselves into thinking it might... but you know, it might work for us" with the caption "schools opening while watching all the other schools opening and immediately closing" Holy poo poo that is so true. The students are, at least in my courses, trying to comply. But it WILL spread. Does Vodka help?
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Burning Beard posted:Holy poo poo that is so true. The students are, at least in my courses, trying to comply. But it WILL spread. Does Vodka help? For a specific value of help. I had a buddy who was a sub officer who once said "the thing about alcohol is that it doesn't solve your problems, but it makes them funny"
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Aug 20, 2020 19:08
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Vodka doesn't solve any problems, but it does help you stop thinking about them.
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Thought that was tequila
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Burning Beard posted:Holy poo poo that is so true. The students are, at least in my courses, trying to comply. But it WILL spread. Does Vodka help? I mean if you misted it over the kids it might help kill the virus right?
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Just smoke weed and take acid, booze sucks
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Madurai posted:Jokes on them, the Selective Service Act already guarantees their children's future military careers. Listen here, smart aleck,
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Burning Beard posted:Holy poo poo that is so true. The students are, at least in my courses, trying to comply. But it WILL spread. Does Vodka help? Something like everclear could sanitize something, but everclear is also hilariously flammable because it's 95% alcohol. Vodka won't sanitize things because it's 80 proof or 40% alcohol. If you mean for drinking? yeah either of those things will help hide the problem from your brain, but be especially careful with everclear if you can drink it lol, 190 horsepower isn't something to gently caress with.
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Syrian Lannister posted:Thought that was tequila Vodka makes you not care about problems Tequila makes you angry at them Mixing them makes you try to CIA brainwashed assassin kill them.
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If you're trying to solve problems, you need a plan. Planning requires thinking. Gin is the thinking person's liquor.
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Burning Beard posted:OK, welp. Our first day (Monday) a frat house had 13 cases. One of my instructors is in isolation while he figures out if someone he was in contact with has Covid or just a flu. We are doing the rotating groups for lecture as well, but the instructor is recording them anyway and since there is no attendance I'm not going. Most of the students I've seen have been wearing masks at least, I have seen a handful in the union not wearing any though. I feel like the "wear a mask, social distance and wash your hands" was not meant as a hard fast rule though but more guide lines. Like "I have to buy groceries" ok wear a mask, social distance, wash your hands. Not lets bring thousands of students back to campus and just have them wear a mask, distance and wash hands.
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https://twitter.com/TradocDCG/status/1296477169108094977?s=20 Expecting the USAF to take this literally and amend 36-2903 to only allow Toaster Pastries in your snack pocket. CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Aug 20, 2020 |
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lmao let someone not in that pr video get caught with a toaster pastry in there Also toaster pastries suck toaster strudels own, but you cant fit one of those in there.
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orange juche posted:Also toaster pastries suck toaster strudels own, but you cant fit one of those in there. Suggested improvement: Built in strudel heater for the pocket.
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piL posted:If you're trying to solve problems, you need a plan. Planning requires thinking. Gin is the thinking person's liquor. 
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What? I've been thinking about it a lot.
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piL posted:If you're trying to solve problems, you need a plan. Planning requires thinking. Gin is the thinking person's liquor. This is literally how I got a PhD.
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piL posted:What? I've been thinking about it a lot. It's a post in agreement
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BUG JUG posted:This is literally how I got a PhD. Same
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piL posted:If you're trying to solve problems, you need a plan. Planning requires thinking. Gin is the thinking person's liquor. Gin is the thinking man's liquor, but scotch is the DOING man's liquor. 
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BigDave posted:Gin is the thinking man's liquor, but scotch is the DOING man's liquor. I've been thinking, you do you.
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BigDave posted:Gin is the thinking man's liquor, but scotch is the DOING man's liquor. and this gives you both https://www.thespruceeats.com/smoky-martini-recipe-760122 Ingredients 2 1/2 ounces gin Dash of Scotch whisky Garnish: lemon twist Steps to Make It Gather the ingredients. Pour the gin and scotch into a mixing glass filled with ice. Stir well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon twist. Serve and enjoy!
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Aug 20, 2020 20:08
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I've been looking for a new hangover, think I'll try it this weekend!
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Leavemywife posted:I'm looking forward to when my now 4 year old is in history class in high school, studying 2020, coming home to ask me, "Dad, what the gently caress happened that year?" 10 years from now? History classes will probably stop right around the first gulf war.
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Super simple and it will get you lit for sure. Don't use cheap booze though because you don't have anything to mask it.
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piL posted:If you're trying to solve problems, you need a plan. Planning requires thinking. Gin is the thinking person's liquor. Unknown Hinson may be a shitbag but I will still feel gratitude for introducing the phrase "pine cone liquor" to my daily vocab
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