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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

I think we should raise the voting age to 40!!

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Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/StephanieKelton/status/1296402707486593025

at this point, Biden would be actively more harmful, both domestically and internationally

ffs

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

uber_stoat posted:

i didn't behave like a psychopath when I was 12! we exist!

neither did I. a kid like that needs years of therapy if they're doing poo poo like that at 12

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I mean call me crazy but this guy is bad and should not get to win elections, he shouldn't be like fired or burned at the stake or anything either but for gently caress's sake lets have some goddamn standards. Do not vote for sex criminals ever, its not loving complicated.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

I think we should raise the voting age to 40!!

people between the ages of 15 and 30 can vote and everyone else gets logan’s run’d

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

Flunky posted:

contacting everyone in my opponent's 6th grade yearbook to see if they have any lunch room kompromat

i will trade this for a fruit roll up

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

i didn't behave like a psychopath when I was 12! we exist!

did you also btfo a seven term guy while running on single payer at 19?

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title

World War Mammories posted:

my dude, the fact that trump beat out the two-headed hydra of american politics is not proof that he's a secret mastermind, it's proof that meritocracy is a loving joke

You're a fool if you think that the leaders of the Republican and Democratic parties are incompetent idiots who are failing to meet their objectives. If you don't think they're meeting their objectives, then you're gravely mistaken about what those objectives are.

You're also a fool if you think any bumbling dumbass could, with no prior political experience or allies, defeat not only the two main political parties within the most powerful, nuclear-armed, state in the world, but also the two most powerful political families in that country (Bushes and Clintons).

Meritocracy is a joke if meritocracy means "good grades in high school correlates with political power." But there are drat good reasons that the people in power remain in power or gain power. "Chaos dimension!" is good for a laugh, but lol if you actually believe it.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

ur in my world now posted:

I prefer my political psychos to be of the LBJ antisocial personality disorder type rather than the Patrick Bateman type

counterpoint: vague possibility schumer leans it's hip to be square

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
the dems are going to get a negative convention bump lol

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

ur in my world now posted:

I prefer my political psychos to be of the LBJ antisocial personality disorder type rather than the Patrick Bateman type

LBJ shoved his dick in peoples faces constantly in order to intimidate them.

Im extremely confused by your comment.

lmao he also called his dick jumbo and supposedly had to have special pants made or some poo poo. LBJ stories are insane.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

Tiler Kiwi posted:

counterpoint: vague possibility schumer leans it's hip to be square

hey if he manages to make it into the big times and stuffs some centrist cuck into a wood chipper, I'm here for it

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Organ Fiend posted:

You're a fool if you think that the leaders of the Republican and Democratic parties are incompetent idiots who are failing to meet their objectives. If you don't think they're meeting their objectives, then you're gravely mistaken about what those objectives are.

You're also a fool if you think any bumbling dumbass could, with no prior political experience or allies, defeat not only the two main political parties within the most powerful, nuclear-armed, state in the world, but also the two most powerful political families in that country (Bushes and Clintons).

Meritocracy is a joke if meritocracy means "good grades in high school correlates with political power." But there are drat good reasons that the people in power remain in power or gain power. "Chaos dimension!" is good for a laugh, but lol if you actually believe it.

you or i could not do it but the entire american way of life exists to enable people like trump

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

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mila kunis posted:

the dems are going to get a negative convention bump lol

Seriously happy for a Trump second term.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

silicone thrills posted:

LBJ shoved his dick in peoples faces constantly in order to intimidate them.

Im extremely confused by your comment.

lmao he also called his dick jumbo and supposedly had to have special pants made or some poo poo. LBJ stories are insane.

nooo lbj did the cool kind of sexual assault

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Homeless Friend posted:

did you also btfo a seven term guy while running on single payer at 19?

:drat:

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Lightning Knight posted:


I'm gonna say, yeah, this guy shouldn't be in government.
what, the second thing? schools absolutely cram problem children in closets, 'panic rooms,' etc. heres an article about it happening in missouri. that poo poo happened to me and is traumatic as gently caress. there's stories of kids literally banging their heads into the wall and screaming so much they nearly get brain damage. why would you quote the fact that the broken us school system abused him as proof he shouldnt be in government lol

like im shaky on this guy too but why did you quote that part

misadventurous
Jun 26, 2013

the wise gem bowed her head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad quartzes. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

Crowsbeak posted:

Good to know Jacobin is a conservative outlet now. I mean anything to make you feel like you’re doing that work.

i don’t think jacobin is a conservative outlet but i do think jacobin sucks and has enough of a dumb edgy left bent to buy into stupid poo poo like cancel culture

maybe i’d take it more seriously if i didn’t see it used by aforementioned whiny comedians and authors and pundits 100% of the time before i learned just now that jacobin used it once

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004


I wanted to lol about this in the DNC thread but it's closed

lol get wrecked democrat party.

lol at a political party that's so slimy they let donald trump have the high ground

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

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Endorph posted:

what, the second thing? schools absolutely cram problem children in closets, 'panic rooms,' etc. heres an article about it happening in missouri. that poo poo happened to me and is traumatic as gently caress. there's stories of kids literally banging their heads into the wall and screaming so much they nearly get brain damage. why would you quote the fact that the broken us school system abused him as proof he shouldnt be in government lol

like im shaky on this guy too but why did you quote that part

I was quoting the part with his reaction to the allegations, sorry.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

silicone thrills posted:

LBJ shoved his dick in peoples faces constantly in order to intimidate them.

Im extremely confused by your comment.

lmao he also called his dick jumbo and supposedly had to have special pants made or some poo poo. LBJ stories are insane.

it's on record in the library of congress that he had a huge hog and his bunghole hurt from tight pants. king poo poo

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Blarghalt posted:

if I was a religious person, I'd sort of be resigning myself to a trump victory at this point as god's punishment of america for, well, a lot of things.

Trust me, I am.

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

hmmm maybe its been a while since some folks here were in middle school but u definitely should have a developed enough brain/moral compass to not tell people to kill themselves and extort them with revenge porn lol, that is some psycho poo poo that you probably dont' want someone in government to have

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Homeless Friend posted:

did you also btfo a seven term guy while running on single payer at 19?

i'm the wrong type of crazy!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The Pussy Boss posted:

I wanted to lol about this in the DNC thread but it's closed

lol get wrecked democrat party.

lol at a political party that's so slimy they let donald trump have the high ground

the other meltdown tweet was best, because people are just dismissing it with a laugh when in fact it is a preview of how Kamala's going to get destroyed in the VP debate. I mean not that it will matter, since even VP debates people care about don't matter and the narratives and pieces about who won and why are already written, but it'll be fun to watch her still not have a better answer than "I was lying, because it was just a debate and in those you don't need to be honest"

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Endorph posted:

what, the second thing? schools absolutely cram problem children in closets, 'panic rooms,' etc. heres an article about it happening in missouri. that poo poo happened to me and is traumatic as gently caress. there's stories of kids literally banging their heads into the wall and screaming so much they nearly get brain damage. why would you quote the fact that the broken us school system abused him as proof he shouldnt be in government lol

like im shaky on this guy too but why did you quote that part

goons are generally well off and have no clue the extent public schools will go Guantanamo on your rear end

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Tenured teachers were all racist swindlers when I was in school.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

ur in my world now posted:

it's on record in the library of congress that he had a huge hog and his bunghole hurt from tight pants. king poo poo

drat i wish we could vote for a president today that was the cool kind of sexual predator (lbj) instead of the gross kind (biden! ew!)

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

what do you call an act like that?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



imagine if Huey Long was running today lmao, I legit have no idea if he'd be cancelled or like a SSJ3 version of Harry Reid

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Sad Billionaire posted:

what do you call an act like that?

Actually, The Aristocrats.

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Homeless Friend posted:

did you also btfo a seven term guy while running on single payer at 19?

if he’s admitting to not being a rapist sociopath then obviously he’s not a politician

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

when is the ma primary

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Fuligin posted:

hmmm maybe its been a while since some folks here were in middle school but u definitely should have a developed enough brain/moral compass to not tell people to kill themselves and extort them with revenge porn lol, that is some psycho poo poo that you probably dont' want someone in government to have

Alot of it depends on your parents at that age. I was generally a pretty meek nice kid but my dad absolutely egged me on to do terrible poo poo. If I said someone was mean to me he would be like "you should hit that person as hard as you can"

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

Epic High Five posted:

imagine if Huey Long was running today lmao, I legit have no idea if he'd be cancelled or like a SSJ3 version of Harry Reid

absolutely uncancellable. he'd be killed by the feds in about 5 minutes though

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lumpentroll posted:

when is the ma primary

first tuesday in sept

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Reality Protester posted:

she was a leftist but now she's rich and slowly being corrupted by libs. she'll be Diane feinstein in 50 years.

Hmm, maybe we shouldn't elect the same people again and again for fifty years.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Lightning Knight posted:

That may be true but also the poo poo he did (and admitted to) is not just an oopsie every 12 year old boy does.

he may be a nicer person now but that doesn’t mean he should be in government

it's comforting to see someone so ready to snatch power out of the jaws of victory, ready to throw it in the garbage

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

He's going to win and own the libs

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Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Kennedy is going to win because the people who vote in Democratic primaries very much care what Pelosi thinks.

It's like the general primary they were hoping their loser candidates would be able to win by themselves but now that it looks like someone to the left of Romney might win (even being an incumbent) it's time to jam their foot on the scale in any way they can. How does anyone even remotely leftwing not see this constant backstabbing as something they can possibly work with at this point?

Eggplant Squire has issued a correction as of 18:08 on Aug 20, 2020

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