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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

tom-petty_low.wav

Pirates-xXx(Dvd-rip)FULL_jenna-jameson.xvid

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Megaterium
May 5, 2009

Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!
https://twitter.com/SusannaLHarris/status/1296513714385047553
https://twitter.com/SusannaLHarris/status/1296532692792729601
https://twitter.com/JamesUnfettered
:thunk:

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/3435123096

Happy 11th anniversary to this tweet. some say Shaq's big butt is still haunting Knots Berry farms to this day.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/corinne_perkins/status/1296555536536817664

MMM love me a good art

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/Army1Seven/status/1296188204660523009

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

I actually kinda love that we have courtroom sketches (even though I kind of think we should have video too)

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Absolutely shocked to see this guy retweeting JK Rowling.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

I am absolutely saying Michael Rappaport is distractingly bad in Justified and if you disagree with that

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/drankturpentine/status/1253720189071327232?s=19

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1296610530380189699

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010


How can they know how old the shark is if they didn't cut it in half to count the rings?

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

They get smoother with age. You can put a skin sample in an electron microscope and measure how bumpy it is

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

just... keep... swimming

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
That shark no doubt has hosed a lot.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Honey, it's time for your 3 pm clasper flattening

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Foxfire_ posted:

They get smoother with age. You can put a skin sample in an electron microscope and measure how bumpy it is

Nonsense, all sharks are incredibly smooth, even young ones

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

zoux posted:

gin_and_juice_bluegrass_cover_willie_nelson.mp3.virus
That’s a solid track but I always preferred wierd_al_muppets_theme-linkin_park_remix.mp3.exe

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/phonicboomunltd/status/1296497547532480515

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/zdarsky/status/1296631011057577986?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mtsw/status/1296588361650409472

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Protect water great-grandpa

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

MizPiz posted:

Protect water great-grandpa

Unfortunately he's super racist.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Skwirl posted:

Unfortunately he's super racist.

He's a product of his time

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Evilreaver posted:

He's a product of his time

He really loving hates Catholics

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/garrettstrantz/status/1296593159955329025

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/aretteepls/status/1296520926087979010?s=20

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Now that's what I call ethics in gaming journalism.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Trevor Hale posted:

I am absolutely saying Michael Rappaport is distractingly bad in Justified and if you disagree with that



I'm screaming WRONG like Gary Oldman in Leon

He's fine! Good even! Justified is a show about large adult sons bumbling around and getting out manoeuvred by suited men with mad hair and he fits into that universe perfectly

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

so I read through this whole thing

it's 93 loving tweets of buildup to a terrible pun. i'm mad i read all that but i also kinda have to go "well played" at it

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

WeedlordGoku69 posted:

so I read through this whole thing

it's 93 loving tweets of buildup to a terrible pun. i'm mad i read all that but i also kinda have to go "well played" at it

Well now I have to read it

I love a shaggy dog story

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

dialhforhero posted:

That shark no doubt has hosed a lot.

Maybe not - they only reach sexual maturity at about 150 years old and there's a lot of 'teenagers' about due to overfishing prior to WW2. Their livers were made into motor oil.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Elissimpark posted:

Maybe not - they only reach sexual maturity at about 150 years old and there's a lot of 'teenagers' about due to overfishing prior to WW2. Their livers were made into motor oil.

150 years means he reached sexual maturity in 1777. That's a lot of time to gently caress even if there isn't plenty of fish in the sea.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica
the anti-anime

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Elissimpark posted:

Maybe not - they only reach sexual maturity at about 150 years old and there's a lot of 'teenagers' about due to overfishing prior to WW2. Their livers were made into motor oil.

that shark has masturbated a lot

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
While you were out having a revolution, I was loving.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

dialhforhero posted:

While you were out having a revolution, I was loving.

If I really have a choice I'd go with loving, but some of us aren't that lucky.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Skwirl posted:

Well now I have to read it

I love a shaggy dog story

same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmpfbMhwmkw

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Skwirl posted:

Well now I have to read it

I love a shaggy dog story

Morally Inept?

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Having read it I don't get the pun, I think it's a song but I don't know the song. That's the spoiler, I didn't get the joke so I'm ruining it for everyone else.

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