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McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


Shooting Brakes are awesome right?

https://www.vanthulldevelopment.com/project-shooting-brake/



This started as a Boxster.

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

snugglz posted:

that’s great. there’s a concrete/pavement company in my hometown of Madison WI called Poblocki Paving. they have a digital billboard on I-94 that always has some great PG-13 punny joke on it, but back in the day when it was a much smaller company, their motto — printed on the back of every truck — was

POBLOCKI PAVING
WE FILL YOUR HOLE

Many moons ago Aspercreme (basically a topical pain med) ran a commercial that lasted a few weeks which I assume was taken down due to FTC complaints.

The jingle was "You bet your sweet-rear end-percreme".

How marketing got that through but whoever it was...I consider that individual a genius.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


McTinkerson posted:

Shooting Brakes are awesome right?

https://www.vanthulldevelopment.com/project-shooting-brake/



This started as a Boxster.

I first saw this in-process. Owns very hard. Not perfect but drat good.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

snugglz posted:

that’s great. there’s a concrete/pavement company in my hometown of Madison WI called Poblocki Paving. they have a digital billboard on I-94 that always has some great PG-13 punny joke on it, but back in the day when it was a much smaller company, their motto — printed on the back of every truck — was

POBLOCKI PAVING
WE FILL YOUR HOLE

Thats pretty fantastic.

The local septic/grease trap servicing company paints (still paints by hand, not a decal!) "Smells like money to me!" in small font around the dump/cleanout hatch on the back of their honeywagons.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Colostomy Bag posted:

Many moons ago Aspercreme (basically a topical pain med) ran a commercial that lasted a few weeks which I assume was taken down due to FTC complaints.

The jingle was "You bet your sweet-rear end-percreme".

How marketing got that through but whoever it was...I consider that individual a genius.

Finally, somebody else that remembers! I told my wife about that a while back but I still don't think she really believes me.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


As Nero Danced posted:

That GT40 is awesome, whenever I try to put a model together it ends up a mess and I just stick to diecast.

It’s really impressive for the time it was originally built.
The old Revell Tri-five Chevy kits had a similar level of working features. I particularly liked that the small-block Chevy V8s in those actually had crankshaft detail, with a separate oil pan, piston bore detail on the block, and chamber and rocker detail on the separate heads with separate rocker covers. In other words, you could have a disassembled engine in your workshop diorama. They even sold that engine separately for that, or transplants into other kits. Look up Revell Parts Packs. They included other engines, drag tires, kustom parts, etc.

I can build plastic models pretty well. Or could - they haven’t in a decade or two, honestly. My problem is that I want to go whole hog on the detail, which got really possible when photoetched parts became available, among other things, and I basically get bogged down in those details. Not to mention having since bought a house, maintaining several cars, a regular job, and of course the invention of the internet time suck.
Conversely, the internet grants me much faster/better access to resources for building the models. Beck when it was all through magazine ads and articles, basically, with the occasional local convention or meet.

I literally have a steel shelving unit full of unbuilt, partially-built models, and parts, mostly cars, but some sci-fi stuff as well, and even a few planes, including then”F-19 Stealth Fighter” and the imaginary Russian equivalent, both from Testors. And a lot more built models I have nowhere to display. Those there on the shelf happen to be my best work, at least in terms of the paint job, anyway.

BTW, the secret to model cement is to use a whole lot less than you think, since it’s a solvent. You can also buy a brush-on liquid the yuh can let fill seams via capillary action, which works well for certain things, and nowadays, cyanoacrylate (super glue) is the weapon of choice for small cuddly bits, usually accompanied by an accelerator to set it even more quickly.

Thanks to the cataract lens replacement, I don’t have to worry about my eye site giving out, so I may actually get back into building some day, as long as my hands hold steady.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Finally, somebody else that remembers! I told my wife about that a while back but I still don't think she really believes me.

lol, I remember them but even I still doubt myself. I think when I first saw it I spit my drink out.

Youtube to the rescue. Now your wife can't deny the truth any longer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQrv6-viEUk

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

InitialDave posted:

How old are they? 60s or earlier, maybe try Lobsterboyx's thread.

Earlier. What is this thread of which you speak?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Flyinglemur posted:

Earlier. What is this thread of which you speak?
AI's patron saint of middling-old poo poo lives here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3867802

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Thank you

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
Here's a Swedish one that makes the rounds on the internet fairly regularly:



PumpLeffe = Leffe (dimunitive of mans name Lennart) that deals with pumps, or Leffe that does the pumping.

Tar sig an alla hål = Takes on all holes.

Vi trycker och sprutar också = We also pressurise and spray/spurt.

The phrasing and wording are very informal and clearly sexual, and I can't imagine in any way that this guy has lost out on business because of having this text on his van.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

MrYenko posted:

Thats pretty fantastic.

The local septic/grease trap servicing company paints (still paints by hand, not a decal!) "Smells like money to me!" in small font around the dump/cleanout hatch on the back of their honeywagons.

There's a honey wagon company here that has the slogan "If you don't poo poo, we don't eat" on their trucks :v:

snugglz
Nov 12, 2004
moist sod for your hogan

Applebees Appetizer posted:

There's a honey wagon company here that has the slogan "If you don't poo poo, we don't eat" on their trucks :v:

we have a winner!

completely unrelated:

https://youtu.be/ZL9p1ovaE_E

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

Applebees Appetizer posted:

There's a honey wagon company here that has the slogan "If you don't poo poo, we don't eat" on their trucks :v:

Waste collection company that serviced southern Maryland in the early 00s had the slogan "Satisfaction guaranteed or twice your refuse back!". Painted in large yellow letters on the back of every one of their trucks.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Local plumbing company that does drain/septic clean outs slogan is "We're #1 in the #2 business!"

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak
https://youtu.be/Md46WjiDBH0

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


^ in a similar manner, this should be out soonish and is being developed by Lucky Mountain and Sumo Digital who did Sonic Racing Transformed which is the best kart game ever made, they also developed the console versions of Outrun 2 which is one of the best racers... I have high hopes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmCss_1sXHw

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


InitialDave posted:

AI's patron saint of middling-old poo poo lives here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3867802

Whelp, another thread I need to bookmark.


Oh, man, I already have Absolute Drift from them on my wish list. Added.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

^ in a similar manner, this should be out soonish and is being developed by Lucky Mountain and Sumo Digital who did Sonic Racing Transformed which is the best kart game ever made, they also developed the console versions of Outrun 2 which is one of the best racers... I have high hopes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmCss_1sXHw


...and now that's on the wishlist, too.

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

Darchangel posted:

Oh, man, I already have Absolute Drift from them on my wish list. Added.

Absolute Drift is amazing! Its such a good game to just put on and zone out doing doubts around the courses.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

:swoon:

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

There's a single track demo of 'art of rally' on steam if you wanna try it. I think the audio kinda sucks but the game does look fantastic. And I know the point of a race is to stay on the friggin track but they have a way too restrictive auto reset barrier that ruins spectacular wrecks before they even start.

Strongly suggest going into the options and disabling the drift assist stuff because the game messes with the input when drifting and if you're used to video game drifting at all it'll tug your car in weird directions and gently caress everything up.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Is that a Sunbird front bumper? Well played.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
That's exactly what that is. What a weird rear end combo, kind of want to see more pictures of it.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


That rules, I love it.

Hearse edition...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9GE-mFEGek

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Americans can buy one for $15k!

https://www.duncanimports.com/wholesale-used/Toyota/1990-Toyota-Crown-30c2c0130a0e08f75e04c78b456893ec.htm

Everything on that site is awesome, especially the firetrucks.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Uthor posted:

Americans can buy one for $15k!

https://www.duncanimports.com/wholesale-used/Toyota/1990-Toyota-Crown-30c2c0130a0e08f75e04c78b456893ec.htm

Everything on that site is awesome, especially the firetrucks.

Everything on that site is ridiculously priced. 20k for a ragged out 1985 Skyline? loving :lol:

https://www.duncanimports.com/wholesale-used/Nissan/1985-Nissan-Skyline-2206ff630a0e08f75f7361bfe4d07665.htm

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Everything on that site is ridiculously priced. 20k for a ragged out 1985 Skyline? loving :lol:

https://www.duncanimports.com/wholesale-used/Nissan/1985-Nissan-Skyline-2206ff630a0e08f75f7361bfe4d07665.htm

That skyline is cool.

This:
https://www.duncanimports.com/wholesale-used/Nissan/1991-Nissan-Fairlady+300ZX-a70176e30a0e08bc0005bb917adc5dfd.htm

is a loving trainwreck for almost 30k.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



Scrolling through the photos like ok, ok....... AUTO?!

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




That cage doesn't look real.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Probably a Cusco bolt in. Those things always look like suicide by tube.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006


I've owned that exact year Skyline, same color, MT turbo just not "Paul Newman Edition". It was a pig even with a turbo, the Honda City I had was more fun to drive.

The interior in that one is worn to poo poo, if it was mint it might be worth that much but it's far from mint condition.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Uthor posted:

Americans can buy one for $15k!

https://www.duncanimports.com/wholesale-used/Toyota/1990-Toyota-Crown-30c2c0130a0e08f75e04c78b456893ec.htm

Everything on that site is awesome, especially the firetrucks.

lmao if you don't just import your own crazy contraption from fire trucks to weirdo diesel camper 4x4 vans to kei bucket trucks to gull-wing mini supercars using AI's own import thread just lmao

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


It is hilarious that we live we live in a world where a Nissan Micra in a dress costs more than a Mk4 Supra or FD RX7

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

BigPaddy posted:

It is hilarious that we live we live in a world where a Nissan Micra in a dress costs more than a Mk4 Supra or FD RX7

Any Nissan other than a GTR for that matter

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
God, is Nissan really that bad? I'd always thought Mitsubishi was the worst of the Japanese.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
From what I gather, they haven't updated any of their cars in years. The GTR is basically unchanged since 2007.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Uthor posted:

From what I gather, they haven't updated any of their cars in years. The GTR is basically unchanged since 2007.

Don't forget the 370z from 2009 as well. With their CEO scandal I really wonder if they have the money to ever update their lineup.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

wesleywillis posted:

God, is Nissan really that bad? I'd always thought Mitsubishi was the worst of the Japanese.

Mitsubishi is the worst, Nissan has basically morphed into what Mitsubishi was 15 years ago.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Uthor posted:

From what I gather, they haven't updated any of their cars in years. The GTR is basically unchanged since 2007.

There was that article recently where a Nissan dealership gave some guy a brand new Frontier when his hit 1 million miles and it’s basically the exact same car as his old one.



Although apparently the original clutch lasted until 800k, which is pretty nuts.

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