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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Sounds unhygienic.

There's no bajs involved with the runkering. It's not a fetish, just logistics; if you're going to the toilet anyway you might as well have a right proper wank on company time as well as do a poo poo. So you know if someone's Lync status is set to RuPa, you know they'll be a moment.

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Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Well then. As long as you wash your hands afterwards.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

In the language of my people it is called ,,krúnka" which, coincidentally, is also the name of the sound a raven makes.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Well then. As long as you wash your hands afterwards.

Ideally, also in-between.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Hirayuki posted:

Nope, just the Japanese text. This is (or was, anyway) shockingly more common than you might think/hope.

I know the translators of Rune Factory 4 were given a copy of the game and a literal Excel file with all the dialog, totally unlabeled and with zero context notes. They had no way to cheat to a particular part of the game so to check anything they had to have played to that part.

I wonder if American devs inflict this sort of stuff on other countries or if it's just the Japanese being dicks to everyone else.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I know the translators of Rune Factory 4 were given a copy of the game and a literal Excel file with all the dialog, totally unlabeled and with zero context notes. They had no way to cheat to a particular part of the game so to check anything they had to have played to that part.

I wonder if American devs inflict this sort of stuff on other countries or if it's just the Japanese being dicks to everyone else.

Am reminded of the famous case of Samurai Pizza Cats where they didn't even send the scripts to the dubbers, so they had to make up dialogue from scratch.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Turns out a lot of Japanese game development is done in Excel. Didn't something like that come out about FF14 recently?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I wonder if American devs inflict this sort of stuff on other countries or if it's just the Japanese being dicks to everyone else.
Back in the day the European Nintendo offices would translate text-heavy games from a text dump of the US translations which had already been made from a text dump of the originals. And then, more often than not, still make up their own stuff over it.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Terraria's inventory system was (I think still is?) one single massive, massive IF-ELSE statement

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Dabir posted:

Turns out a lot of Japanese game development is done in Excel. Didn't something like that come out about FF14 recently?

My studio does everything in Excel! We're not in Japan, though.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
Football Manager 2021 but the entire game is released as one .xlsx file

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

god that is some disgustingly good wordplay

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RandomFerret posted:

I would like to know more

I don't know what they're talking about. This is just a totally normal volleyball game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKY1ksXLAco

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I'm no boobologist but I don't think they're supposed to move like that.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Facebook Aunt posted:

I don't know what they're talking about. This is just a totally normal volleyball game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKY1ksXLAco

:catstare:
I'm not sure the volleyball itself even bounces that much

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Nothing sexier two gyroscopes trapped in pudding-filled balloons

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I'm no boobologist but I don't think they're supposed to move like that.

Captain Hygiene posted:

:catstare:
I'm not sure the volleyball itself even bounces that much

They literally defy gravity, yet experience inertia. There's a physics paper in there somewhere.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I'm no boobologist but I don't think they're supposed to move like that.

No that's just how boobs look when you lie on the ground panting and moaning after exercise, as women are wont to do.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Nothing sexier two gyroscopes trapped in pudding-filled balloons

We have gimbal bimbo lock!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Like bags of sand

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
So are the boobs of our lives.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oh! I get it, the evil corporation from the main games implanted experimental bioweapons in all these women, and that's them trying to hatch or something? Kind of gross, I don't dig the body horror stuff.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

So are the boobs of our lives.

*sensible cuckle*

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

They're had two impressive bumps but were were ultimately defeated by a well-aimed spike

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
It does note in the video description that the videos are with the (customisable) boob physics set to 'OMG' so it's kind of a joke.

This one was entirely unintentional, and somewhat mystifiingly only on Player 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vhBik-khIY

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Good to see developers adding accessibility options for the color blind

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Elfface posted:

It does note in the video description that the videos are with the (customisable) boob physics set to 'OMG' so it's kind of a joke.

This one was entirely unintentional, and somewhat mystifiingly only on Player 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vhBik-khIY

'unintentional'

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Moo the cow posted:

'unintentional'

The unintentional bit was it not being applied to P1

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Facebook Aunt posted:

I don't know what they're talking about. This is just a totally normal volleyball game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKY1ksXLAco

Imagine if women were as obviously horny as guys are, and they made this game. Just buff (but not too buff) guys in swimming slips writing in the sand, their dongs flopping around like a tiny inflatable tube man.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Son of Rodney posted:

Imagine if women were as obviously horny as guys are, and they made this game. Just buff (but not too buff) guys in swimming slips writing in the sand, their dongs flopping around like a tiny inflatable tube man.

someone around here has to be good with the CGI machine

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
someone put a retro-update on Skyrim's jiggling balls mod

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Son of Rodney posted:

Imagine if women were as obviously horny as guys are, and they made this game. Just buff (but not too buff) guys in swimming slips writing in the sand, their dongs flopping around like a tiny inflatable tube man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxqPds3qqz8

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009
They’re taking a volleyball game loss awfully hard.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
the winner doesn't have to appear in the next game

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

CommunityEdition posted:

They’re taking a volleyball game loss awfully hard.

Pretty sure it's a rule in video games that the more petty the stakes of the contest, the bigger the tantrum the characters throw when they lose and the more they showboat when they win.

Like how Inklings become a lot more well behaved during brutal smash combat than during paintball.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I don't understand DoA. I mean I don't get their being porny versions of anything when actual porn exists, but DoA seems especially unnecessary. And I guess some of the characters are supposed to be pedobait too, but I'm not sure how to tell who when every character is just a writhing mass of breast with some semblance of a body attached.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



rodbeard posted:

a writhing mass of breast with some semblance of a body attached

I have initiated proceedings for the username character limit to be expanded

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


the dead or alive games are pretty fun, simple fighters, with a slightly-more-melodramatic-than-usual story. they have Ryu from Ninja Gaiden in them!

the beach volleyball games are, uh, hmm, well, the first one was probably the best volleyball games since kunio-kun. it had Dennis Rodman as Zach! you controlled how hard you hit the ball with how hard you hit the buttons!

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Doc Hawkins posted:

the dead or alive games are pretty fun, simple fighters, with a slightly-more-melodramatic-than-usual story. they have Ryu from Ninja Gaiden in them!

the beach volleyball games are, uh, hmm, well, the first one was probably the best volleyball games since kunio-kun. it had Dennis Rodman as Zach! you controlled how hard you hit the ball with how hard you hit the buttons!

I have a neurological condition and I despise anything that depends on how hard you press a button. Everyting after the original dualshock controller was a mistake.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

rodbeard posted:

I don't understand DoA. I mean I don't get their being porny versions of anything when actual porn exists, but DoA seems especially unnecessary. And I guess some of the characters are supposed to be pedobait too, but I'm not sure how to tell who when every character is just a writhing mass of breast with some semblance of a body attached.

When it comes to anime, the shinier they are the more 18 they are.

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