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The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Whooping Crabs posted:

Did that ambulance park under the bridge? Thats the real OSHA in this picture :wtc:

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_oebjvzZKOG1u9229x.mp4

I used to work at music festivals and we did this with a minibus. Crammed over 50 people into a 15 seater bus, so much that it was scraping off the ground as it drove.
The passengers? EMS and Police lol.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 01:28

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# ? May 31, 2024 17:02

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Q3tq3SB.mp4

That was the fuckin poo poo.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 01:39

Slanderer: May 6, 2007

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4lu2MYk.mp4

I think this has been posted before, but I didn�t see until now that it changed direction because of the two guys at the bottom pushing on it lmao

# ? Aug 23, 2020 01:43

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/idhvST4.gifv

# ? Aug 23, 2020 02:21

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/idhvST4.gifv

the number of people's days that idiot just ruined because he couldn't wait another four seconds

# ? Aug 23, 2020 02:41

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Excellent use of zoom and pan on this one. I went from "meh, seen over-pressure water fountains before" straight to .

My thought was "Oh it's just going to pan over to a tile floor and be slipper-oh. OH :stare:

# ? Aug 23, 2020 02:51

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Q3tq3SB.mp4

18, 9, 8, 1, 6, 5....

# ? Aug 23, 2020 02:53

EvenWorseOpinions: Jun 10, 2017

Wifi Toilet posted:

18, 9, 8, 1, b, 5....

# ? Aug 23, 2020 03:05

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

https://twitter.com/PerfectlyShots/status/1296892943962447881

# ? Aug 23, 2020 03:29

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Don't gently caress with God.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 04:35

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/LlX8G10.gifv

It’s like something I’d do in Sim City...

Is this (hopefully) a render? Or is it a real place and, if so, where so I can never go there?

# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:05

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Azhais posted:

Is this (hopefully) a render? Or is it a real place and, if so, where so I can never go there?

The Qianchun Interchange is very real.

The street map and the satellite map aren't quite aligned there, about 500m offset NW/SE, probably some datum irregularity.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:17

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Memento posted:

The street map and the satellite map aren't quite aligned there, about 500m offset NW/SE, probably some datum irregularity.

GPS data in China is unreliable.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restrictions_on_geographic_data_in_China

https://www.travelandleisure.com/travel-tips/digital-maps-skewed-china

Uthor fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Aug 23, 2020

# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:24

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

Memento posted:

The Qianchun Interchange is very real.

The street map and the satellite map aren't quite aligned there, about 500m offset NW/SE, probably some datum irregularity.

The irregularity is that all the coordinates of the road data is GCJ-02, which doesn't line up with WGS-84 satellite photos.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:26

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/LlX8G10.gifv

It�s like something I�d do in Sim City...

Cojawfee posted:

This is what I thought it looked like when my family drove into Dallas when I was a kid.

I thought that if not for the landscape this would be somewhere in Texas

# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:29

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Memento posted:

The Qianchun Interchange is very real.

The street map and the satellite map aren't quite aligned there, about 500m offset NW/SE, probably some datum irregularity.

China intentionally messes with GPS for "security" reasons. You just sort of get used to it always being off. And google maps is way way off, Baidu maps show roads accurately but your location jumps around constantly.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:31

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJrmVyCWbq8

# ? Aug 23, 2020 05:41

Stanky Bean: Dec 30, 2004

Also the vertical scale on that highway interchange gif is distorted which is why it looks so cartoonish. Similar to that oil rig in high seas that was posted like last month. Interchange is still crazy but having it be 2x as tall as it should be doesn't help. Look at how all the vehicles look like penny racers

looks slightly more reasonable though still insane here

Stanky Bean fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Aug 23, 2020

# ? Aug 23, 2020 06:57

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Just so long as they built it better than that bullet train.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 08:10

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

WarpedNaba posted:

Just so long as they built it better than that bullet train.

coming in may 2022

super bus... on the freeway

# ? Aug 23, 2020 08:17

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

What is up with people all over the internet posting these vertically stretched videos anyway

# ? Aug 23, 2020 09:05

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Xarbala posted:

What is up with people all over the internet posting these vertically stretched videos anyway

Getting more shares

# ? Aug 23, 2020 10:06

monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

Stanky Bean posted:

Also the vertical scale on that highway interchange gif is distorted which is why it looks so cartoonish. Similar to that oil rig in high seas that was posted like last month. Interchange is still crazy but having it be 2x as tall as it should be doesn't help. Look at how all the vehicles look like penny racers

looks slightly more reasonable though still insane here

# ? Aug 23, 2020 10:13

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

gently caress me, I laughed.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 10:25

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Stanky Bean posted:

Also the vertical scale on that highway interchange gif is distorted which is why it looks so cartoonish. Similar to that oil rig in high seas that was posted like last month. Interchange is still crazy but having it be 2x as tall as it should be doesn't help. Look at how all the vehicles look like penny racers

looks slightly more reasonable though still insane here

as long as the signs are easy to follow I don't care what it looks like in totality. Could be perfectly easy to drive on and navigate :shrug:

# ? Aug 23, 2020 10:31

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

monolithburger posted:

# ? Aug 23, 2020 11:55

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Uthor posted:

Don't gently caress with God.

That wasn't God, unless He switched to lightning bolts with an AC hum lately.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 12:15

Serjeant Buzfuz: Dec 5, 2009

Zopotantor posted:

That wasn't God, unless He switched to lightning bolts with an AC hum lately.

We all know God uses DC.

(Devine Current)

# ? Aug 23, 2020 12:23

_____!: May 2, 2004

Stanky Bean posted:

Trackmania reboot lookin' gritty.

Whooping Crabs posted:

New thread title?

I feel honored.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 12:55

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

monolithburger posted:

Bravo!

# ? Aug 23, 2020 13:04

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

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Wifi Toilet posted:

18, 9, 8, 1, 6, 5....

at least they only hosed up the countdown

# ? Aug 23, 2020 14:28

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 14:38

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Kith posted:

Where�s the handicap accessible ramp?

# ? Aug 23, 2020 14:39

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Cartoon Man posted:

Where’s the handicap accessible ramp?

it's around the corner

# ? Aug 23, 2020 14:47

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/pygt6V1.mp4

# ? Aug 23, 2020 14:47

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pygt6V1.mp4

at least the cable was attached this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbvpVf-T0io

# ? Aug 23, 2020 14:50

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Aishlinn posted:

One day, a guy came in with an anchor. A big rear end anchor, with a shipping label taped to it. I politely told him to go fly a kite, after he refused to have it packed safely (it would have fit into the very largest box with a shitload of filler material) He wanted to just ship it as it was. Later that night, our driver came in, and said the craziest thing happened to her. she was doing a pickup at the mailboxes and more down the road, and one of the employees was being put in an ambulance. "Yeah, some guy brought in an anchor, and it fell off the counter and sliced the kid's leg open"

Did you work in Colorado Springs?

https://apnews.com/109da053cbc45f6c2d3d28647e6e5416

quote:

An Army clerk thought he was ordering a $6.04 incandescent lamp. But instead he sent for a 14,500-pound anchor, and now it�s sitting in a shipping yard at Fort Carson.

The Colorado Springs Gazette Telegraph uncovered the error, which began unfolding March 6 when a clerk in the 704th Maintenance Battalion at requisitioned the lamp.

The order number for that item is 2040-00-368-4972.

The order number for the anchor: 2040-00-368-4772.

But the clerk typed the latter number into his computer, said Maj. Tom Barnum, a spokesman for the Army post.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 15:36

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Phanatic posted:

Did you work in Colorado Springs?

https://apnews.com/109da053cbc45f6c2d3d28647e6e5416

haha, no, it was maybe a 4 foot tall anchor for a speedboat, not like, a tanker anchor. it was a size that a single person could pick it up. sucks for that guy at mailboxes who got sliced, but i knew better.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 20:37

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/SmDAdUf.mp4

# ? Aug 23, 2020 20:43

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# ? May 31, 2024 17:02

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

do the dew. lol

# ? Aug 23, 2020 21:12

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