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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

BRING ME YOUR FIERCEST RATITE

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



There's a whole bunch of these. The baboon is my favorite.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/natashaumer/dinosaur-animals

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

One time I was having ice cream by the canal and a dude caught a bunch of pigeons in a net and then I saw him go to a hatchback and when I passed the car later I saw like a couple dozen pigeons in cages in the back so

I guess my question is is that normal?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Sounds like it's normal for him

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Gonna fistfight an ostrich and then god.
Just eat ortolans with no napkin until god shows up, and eat them too.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


OwlFancier posted:

I have eaten a duck and I have eaten a goose and now I lust for swan dinner. One day I shall have eaten all the birds of the earth, and then my gaze will turn skyward, for there are other worlds, with other birds.

Gonna tell the queen on you

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Brawnfire posted:

One time I was having ice cream by the canal and a dude caught a bunch of pigeons in a net and then I saw him go to a hatchback and when I passed the car later I saw like a couple dozen pigeons in cages in the back so

I guess my question is is that normal?

Was that the same guy who was sitting at the train station tossing crumbs from his sandwich to a growing flock of pigeons until the train came and then right before the doors closed he tossed the sandwich in followed by a couple dozen pigeons in hot pursuit

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Brawnfire posted:

One time I was having ice cream by the canal and a dude caught a bunch of pigeons in a net and then I saw him go to a hatchback and when I passed the car later I saw like a couple dozen pigeons in cages in the back so

I guess my question is is that normal?

Did they have little hats on

If they did, we saw the same guy

CIA has already tried to kill me twice

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Brawnfire posted:

One time I was having ice cream by the canal and a dude caught a bunch of pigeons in a net and then I saw him go to a hatchback and when I passed the car later I saw like a couple dozen pigeons in cages in the back so

I guess my question is is that normal?

You eat your Third-World-child-slave-exploiting ice-cream and I'll eat my pigeon, OK liberal?

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
The tastiness of poultry is directly proportional to how much of an rear end in a top hat the bird is.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

mrpwase posted:

Gonna tell the queen on you

Bring me the queen and I shall devour her too.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

OwlFancier posted:

Bring me the queen and I shall devour her too.

Ah but what about owls

What about fancy owls

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Where do you think the name comes from buddy.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Stex T posted:

The tastiness of poultry is directly proportional to how much of an rear end in a top hat the bird is.

The ducks found in Philly's Chinatown and New Orleans must be loving bastards then, because holy poo poo that's a delicious bird.

And turkeys must be sweet little angels because to hell with turkey meat.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Turkey's great what are you on about?

And cheap too if you don't buy it at christmas.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

gently caress Turkey.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Byzantine posted:

gently caress Turkey.

Enough about your hobbies.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Byzantine posted:

gently caress Turkey.

lol :nice:

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

3D Megadoodoo posted:

You're the guy who got the birb park closed down :(

FOR SHAME

ALLEGEDLY

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1297610810206777344

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Thank you for the brief flash of serotonin, friend.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F1ma_0vwog

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Byzantine posted:

gently caress Turkey.

Of course I've got a turkey. It's an organic turkey, I took ages researching it online.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007










https://twitter.com/EffinBirds

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011






kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Brawnfire posted:

One time I was having ice cream by the canal and a dude caught a bunch of pigeons in a net and then I saw him go to a hatchback and when I passed the car later I saw like a couple dozen pigeons in cages in the back so

I guess my question is is that normal?

When I was younger I helped train Labrador Retrievers for a professional trainer and you could make 2 bucks a pigeon selling them to the trainer to use for the training so kids would go into silos and capture a bunch to make extra money. Never did it myself.

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011






Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

OwlFancier posted:

I have eaten a duck and I have eaten a goose and now I lust for swan dinner. One day I shall have eaten all the birds of the earth, and then my gaze will turn skyward, for there are other worlds, with other birds.

Do not gently caress with Swans, this is what happened to the last group of people who did.


Oh poo poo, I remember President Idlewild too!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Them vagina bones

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3qrj4B08sc

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

RandomFerret posted:

Second. Dinosaurs are real animals, not fantasy monsters, and that's awesome




later:

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

We kill and consume 9 billion chickens every year. In America alone. Who even knows the number for the entire world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrQ5lQxNImk

We are truly evil

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1297825334923014145

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

JesusGeorge posted:

Those people must also forget how adorable tigers are. Or they're the kinds of morons who think they can keep pet tigers.

The funniest part of Tiger King was DonJr deciding he wanted one after watching it

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 16:09 on Aug 24, 2020

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Claeaus
Mar 29, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

the feather versions are far more terrifying to me


and totally AWESOME!

That doesn't look very scary. More like a six foot turkey.

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Claeaus posted:

That doesn't look very scary. More like a six foot turkey.

Turn on your monitor

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