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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Given that the old Bruce Hwy included a good stretch of the Marlborough/Sarina Rd, I'd say you're right.

https://holidayroad.com.au/the-horror-stretch/

The article is a little outdated, Lotus Creek Roadhouse was destroyed by floodwaters from Cyclone Debbie so there are no stops along there now.

Some more enticing entries

https://www.qt.com.au/news/truckie-shares-spine-tingling-story-about-horror-s/3868565/

https://www.questia.com/newspaper/1G1-213499753/murder-highway-memories-stay-fresh

Theres some really cool camping/fishing spots on Murder Highway. I used to travel it often by choice instead of up the Bruce as it was different and kept me awake. Especially good if you love snakes and/or weird noises in the dark that could maybe be a murderer.

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
its usually a cane toad but every now'n again youre missing a couple of nurses.

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Hello Auzzies. I am a yank that knew very little about your culture but recently was a cartoon on Adult Siwm called "YOLO Crystal Fantasy." Its about your culture, people, and land.

I've learned that you heavily drink beers, love fat loose women, are always in search for mud to go off roading on, everything is called the bush, and there are bush wizards and shamans. You also only wander around the bush in search of parties.

How close is this to the truth?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

The Juggernaut posted:

Hello Auzzies. I am a yank that knew very little about your culture but recently was a cartoon on Adult Siwm called "YOLO Crystal Fantasy." Its about your culture, people, and land.

I've learned that you heavily drink beers, love fat loose women, are always in search for mud to go off roading on, everything is called the bush, and there are bush wizards and shamans. You also only wander around the bush in search of parties.

How close is this to the truth?

this is 100% correct

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
michael cusak's work is unaltered documentary footage

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004


I wanna buy that poster

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

this is 100% correct

Oh and I forgot you smoke ciggies.

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

this is 100% correct

parties doofs

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

How does the thread feel about HP Sauce

ili
Jul 26, 2003


It's alright.

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
Issac, I'm aware your distilling days are behind you, but AliExpress is recommending me a bunch of real cheap pot stills with free shipping and I'm sorely tempted to give it a go.

What do you recon about these?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000088898004.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33017692297.html

Will I likely poison myself in a bad way?

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I got a Farmers Union Iced Coffee for 54c at coles and I gotta say I still think I paid too much for it.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Highly recommend watching with with a few beers and a bowl.

When people want to know what 'Real Australia' is like I tell them to watch this.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Outrail posted:

Highly recommend watching with with a few beers and a bowl.

When people want to know what 'Real Australia' is like I tell them to watch this.

Don't forget The Cars That Ate Paris.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Lolie posted:

Don't forget The Cars That Ate Paris.

my personal fave

The Juggernaut posted:

Hello Auzzies. I am a yank that knew very little about your culture but recently was a cartoon on Adult Siwm called "YOLO Crystal Fantasy." Its about your culture, people, and land.

I've learned that you heavily drink beers, love fat loose women, are always in search for mud to go off roading on, everything is called the bush, and there are bush wizards and shamans. You also only wander around the bush in search of parties.

How close is this to the truth?

what the gently caress is wrong with seppos

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Outrail posted:

Highly recommend watching with with a few beers and a bowl.

When people want to know what 'Real Australia' is like I tell them to watch this.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Zazi posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with seppos

They're raised by and around other seppos so they have no concept of how to act around people and think lol your country has spiders shrimps on the barbie send me a wombat maaaaate is funny. Basically they're not all wankers they're just fundamentally broken as a people.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Its like saying all of Kazakhstan looks like in borat, when in fact its Romania

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ili posted:

Basically they're not all wankers they're just fundamentally broken as a people.

Pretty good description of Australians really.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Collins Street falcons have produced their first egg.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Lolie posted:

Collins Street falcons have produced their first egg.

yessss. go egg go

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
fell off my bike like a fucken idiot, landed on some ladys driveway while she was sitting in a plastic chair having her morning dart

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

maxe posted:

fell off my bike like a fucken idiot, landed on some ladys driveway while she was sitting in a plastic chair having her morning dart

Probably made her morning.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Lolie posted:

Probably made her morning.

yeah if the roles were reversed it would have made mine

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
If someone wants to know what country Australia is like, get them to watch Welcome to Woop Woop.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Gromit posted:

If someone wants to know what country Australia is like, get them to watch Welcome to Woop Woop.

What, don't ya fuckin love me no more?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
If someone wants to know what country Australia is like, get them to watch this video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
The idea that Australia is homogeneous amuses me. I don't think people realise how much its vastness creates distinct sub-cultures.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

ili posted:

They're raised by and around other seppos so they have no concept of how to act around people and think lol your country has spiders shrimps on the barbie send me a wombat maaaaate is funny. Basically they're not all wankers they're just fundamentally broken as a people.

still having ptsd from the painfully unfunny wombat guy

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Lolie posted:

The idea that Australia is homogeneous amuses me. I don't think people realise how much its vastness creates distinct sub-cultures.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Nay yeah nah everyone's lying juggernaut, crocodile Dundee and damo & Darren are accurate representations

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Lolie posted:

The idea that Australia is homogeneous amuses me. I don't think people realise how much its vastness creates distinct sub-cultures.

"it is a continent the size of europe" doesn't work as well as i'd hope because americans don't know how big europe is

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Don't even get me started on dialects. SHOW ME WHERE THE R IS IN CASTLE? SHOW ME!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

well why not posted:

"it is a continent the size of europe" doesn't work as well as i'd hope because americans don't know how big europe is

I don't think Americans could find Europe on a map.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

well why not posted:

"it is a continent the size of europe" doesn't work as well as i'd hope because americans don't know how big europe is

i know maps distort the sizes of continents but isnt australia also the size of north america (excluding canada)

e:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Rozzbot posted:

Issac, I'm aware your distilling days are behind you, but AliExpress is recommending me a bunch of real cheap pot stills with free shipping and I'm sorely tempted to give it a go.

What do you recon about these?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000088898004.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33017692297.html

Will I likely poison myself in a bad way?

I think the risk of poisoning as far as the still is concerned is just if its got lead somewhere in it. I assume theyre probably not gonna kill you.

I never used a still of that design, it serms pretty basic you might not have the versatility to try all different things but if you are learning its not so important.

Pot stills keep alot of flavour which is good if you are doing dark spirits but it also means you gotta do multiple runs on each batch to strip out enough of the harsh flavours. I used a reflux still which strips out alot more stuff and is good for making vodka on the cheap

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Killing time while I'm waiting to see the lung specialist. My kingdom for benzos at this point.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
hmmmmm benzos

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