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Hockles posted:
quote:Tom Nook missed a few weeks with a Strained Hamstring My lore is that he strained it celebrating this goal.
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Dick's too good for the AHL. 2.77 hits per game!
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Aug 24, 2020 03:33
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Hockles posted:
Athanatos posted:My lore is that he strained it celebrating this goal. This is now canon.
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Aug 24, 2020 04:06
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gently caress this
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Aug 24, 2020 06:29
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Aug 24, 2020 10:04
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lmao I have 2 offer sheets and a cup this owns
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Aug 24, 2020 18:16
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Hort finally getting the all-star nod. That next contract is gonna be sweeeeeet. Columbus doing their best to miss the playoffs again.
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Aug 24, 2020 18:31
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2027-28 Trade Deadline Update    Transaction News 2/20/28 - CBJ called up Dick Glynnenstein from Cleveland (AHL) Comments Pebis Bepis and Florida's coach seem to be having disagreements about playing time Aye Donks has moved up to the starting line in Montreal Illusive Wang certainly woke up and started putting put some points. The rest of his team isn't helping, though https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Aug 25, 2020 01:48
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keith just beating the poo poo out of people so consistently
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Aug 25, 2020 02:08
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st louis is going to be dead last two years in a row isnt it 
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Aug 25, 2020 02:11
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fits posted:st louis is going to be dead last two years in a row isnt it fits posted:maybe this year ill get to play an nhl game 
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End of 2027-28 Regular Season Update    Transaction News None Comments Illusive Wang should sweep the big trophies again this year Cam Stevenson Jr is a finalist for the Vezina, but I don't think he will win Bepis escaped the press box for a handful of games, and had a goal per game PIM - Jørgensen (1st), Delecto (3rd), Hort (4th), O'Bourke (5th) https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Aug 25, 2020 04:39
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hmm, those aren't some good stats for ol' Tommy Nook. Thank god he scored that goal though.
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Aug 25, 2020 04:52
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I asked out of Detroit. This is my fault.
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Aug 25, 2020 04:54
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that atlantic is pretty lol, toronto gets to play a wildcard that had one less point than toronto and more points than #2 or #3 atlantic
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Hey guys? I know this might come as a shock but Edmonton/Bakersfield actually sucks more than San Jose/San Jose. My contract's up, who wants a highly motivated small dude to nestle in on your third line? Anyone?
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COLORADO IS HELL. Jørgen is in hell. It's hell. Congratulations to everyone else with successful franchises that achieve anything. Jørgensen is coming to break your legs.
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Hockles posted:Bepis escaped the press box for a handful of games, and had a goal per game weird!!!!!!
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Aug 25, 2020 15:23
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CBJ got a change at some revenge in the leafs for defeating them in game 7 of the conference finals a couple seasons ago. Also lol at the Atlantic champ having 1 more point than the WC2.
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Pleads posted:COLORADO IS HELL. Are you the one who keeps breaking O'Bourke?!? 
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Aug 25, 2020 18:28
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big fat goalie turned into a goddamn juggernaut this season
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End of 2027-28 Season Update  NHL Playoff Tree  AHL Playoff Tree  NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions New York Rangers Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) New York Rangers Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Illusive Wang - New York Islanders Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Illusive Wang - New York Islanders James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Zach Werenski - Columbus Blue Jackets Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Mitchell Marner - San Jose Sharks Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Aye Donks - Montreal Canadiens Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Kaapo Kakko - New York Rangers Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Igor Shesterkin - Chicago Blackhawks William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Igor Shesterkin - Chicago Blackhawks Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Reginald Rupp - Colorado Avalanche Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) John Morrow - Boston Bruins Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Illusive Wang - New York Islanders Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Illusive Wang - New York Islanders Upcoming Free Agents Restricted Free Agents ANA - Keen Jelly COL - Jørgen Jørgensen DET - Alexi Mouskovitch LA -- Tom Nook Unrestricted Free Agents CGY - Keith RePrimeau CHI - Potatoes O'Bourke CBJ - Dick Glynnenstein EDM - Phu Barr MIN - Cam Stevenson Jr OTT - Charles Dollfan SJ -- Ergo Hogfather Comments Hyundai backstops the Rangers to a Stanley Cup! Donks finally makes the NHL, and ends his season with the Calder Trophy for Rookie of the Year! As expected Illusive Wang wins all the big skater trophies. Should be interesting to see if anyone changes teams this offseason. https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Aug 26, 2020 01:47
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Lol, did Columbus even score a goal in that sweep? Great return to the playoff, boys!
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CHAMPIONS BABY 
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Aug 26, 2020 02:23
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2028 Offseason News Notable Retirements Alexander Ovechkin Erik Karlsson Taylor Hall Artemi Panerin Logan Couture Oliver Ekman-Larsson Conor Sheary Fredrik Andersen Jonathan Bernier Martin Jones Jacob Markstrom Petr Mrazek Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/OcsWmiK Notable Free Agent signings Riley Grantham (90 OVR) signed an offer sheet for a 7 year contract from Boston. Detroit does not match, and receives BOS's next 4 years of 1st round picks as compensation Morgan Rielly (89 OVR) signed a 1 year contract with NYR Joe Veleno (89 OVR) signed a 1 year contract with PHI Adam Bodqvist (89 OVR) signed a 6 year contract with PIT Mika Zibanejad (88 OVR) signed a 1 year contract with ARZ Victor Olofsson (88 OVR) signed a 1 year contract with STL Nick Ritchie (88 OVR) signed a 3 year contract with ARZ Igor Sheshterkin (88 OVR) signed a 3 year contract with ARZ Sami Pesonen (85 OVR) signed a 2 year contract with WSH Transactions DAL - signed Keith RePrimeau to a $75.7mil/7yr contract ($10.81mil per year) FLA - signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $800k/1yr contract MTL - signed Charles Dollfan to a $27.3/5yr contract ($5.46mil per year) NYI - signed Cam Stevenson Jr to a $61.2mil/7yr contract ($8.74mil per year) STL - signed Ergo Hogfather to a $14mil/3yr contract ($4.67mil per year) VGK - signed Potatoes O'Bourke to a $18.7mil/3yr contract ($6.245mil per year) ANA - re-signed Keen Jelly to a $26.2mil/4 yr contract ($6.555mil per year) COL - re-signed Jørgen Jørgensen to a $7.77mil/1yr contract DET - re-signed Alexi Mouskovitch to a $3.5mil/2yr contract ($1.75mil per year) LA -- re-signed Tom Nook to a $7.02mil/1yr contract Phu Barr remains unsigned Contracts ANA - Adam Banks has 2 years left on their $53.6mil/6yr contract ANA - Keen Jelly has 4 years left on their $26.2mil/4 yr contract COL - Prep Hemlock has 1 year left on their $4.2mil/2yr contract COL - Jørgen Jørgensen has 1 year left on their $7.77mil/1yr contract CBJ - Stijn Hort has 1 year1 left on their $26.6mil/4yr contract DAL - Keith RePrimeau has 7 years left on their $75.7mil/7yr contract DET - Alexi Mouskovitch has 2 years left on their $3.5mil/2yr contract FLA - Pebis Bepis has 1 years left on their $7.77mil/2yr contract FLA -- Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $800k/1yr contract LA -- Stabby McStabson has 1 year left on their $29.6mil/3yr contract LA -- Tom Nook has 1 year left on their $7.02mil/1yr contract MTL - Charles Dollfan has 5 years left on their $27.3/5yr contract MTL - Aye Donks has 1 years left on their $1.6mil/2yr contract NYI - Illusive Wang has 5 years left on their $73.8mil/8yr contract NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr has 7 years left on their $61.2mil/7yr contract NYR - Egon Hyundai has 1 year left on their $13.5mil/2yr contract PHI - Pierre Delecto has 3 years left on their $30mil/5yr contract PIT - Soup Van Buren has 6 years left on their $105.9mil/7yr contract SEA - Hockles has 3 years left on their $57.6mil/4yr contract STL -- Ergo Hogfather has 3 years left on their $14mil/3yr contract STL - Max Power has 2 years left on their $9.6mil/3yr contract TOR - DJ Exile has 6 years left on their $64.9mil/7yr contract VAN - Large Adult Son has 1 year left on their $4.5mil/3yr contract VGK - Potatoes O'Bourke has 3 years left on their $18.7mil/3yr contract Phu Barr is a Free Agent Top 10 Salaries #1 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr #2 -- Hockles (SEA) -- $14.400mil/yr #3 -- Kim Lack (OTT) -- $11.895mil/yr #4 -- Elias Pettersson (VAN) -- $11.875mil/yr #5 -- Nathan MacKinnon (VGK) -- $11.790mil/yr #6 -- Kailer Yamamoto (WSH) -- $11.785mil/yr #7 -- Leon Draisaitl (EDM) -- $11.740mil/yr #8 -- Isac Lundström (ANA) -- $11.690mil/yr #9 -- Adam Boqvist (PIT) -- $11.655mil/yr #10 - Zach Werenski (CBJ) -- $11.600mil/yr Top 5 Goalie Salaries #1 -- Igor Sheshterkin (ARZ) -- $11.285mil/yr #2 -- Carter Hart (PHI) $9.455mil/yr #3 -- DJ Exile (TOR) -- $9.265mil/yr #4 -- Cam Stevenson Jr (NYI) -- $8.740mil/yr #5 -- Thatcher Demko (CAR) -- $8.370mil/yr 2028-29 Opening Night Starting Lineups ANA - Adam Banks (89 OVR) is the Starting RW ANA - Keen Jelly (86 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW COL - Prep Hemlock (80 OVR) is the 4th Line RW COL - Jørgen Jørgensen (90 OVR) is the Starting RW CBJ - Stijn Hort (91 OVR) is the Starting LW DAL - Keith RePrimeau (94 OVR) is the Starting Center DET - Alexi Mouskovitch (82 OVR) is the 4th Line LW FLA - Pebis Bepis (80 OVR) is a healthy scratch. FLA - Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR) is on the 3rd D Pairing LA -- Stabby McStabson (92 OVR) is the Starting Center LA -- Tom Nook (86 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender MTL - Charles Dollfan (85 OVR) is the 3rd Line LW MTL - Aye Donks (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr (88 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender NYR - Egon Hyundai (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender PHI - Pierre Delecto (85 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing PIT - Soup Van Buren (94 OVR) is the Starting LW SEA - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing STL -- Ergo Hogfather (84 OVR) is the 4th Line LW STL - Max Power (82 OVR) is a healthy scratch TOR - DJ Exile (90 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender VAN - Large Adult Son (83 OVR) is the 4th Line LW VGK - Potatoes O'Bourke (85 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing Phu Barr (76 OVR) is a Free Agent Comments Well, drat. In this reality, Ovi played until he's 42 and scored over 1000 goals, crushing Gretzky's record of 894 goals. 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yooo i'm on a team with another goon! 'sup Illusive Wang?
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RIP Phu, 14 GP, 1G-2A-3P, -14, 4 PIMs, 6 hits. The brightest stars burn out the fastest.
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oldskool posted:yooo i'm on a team with another goon! 'sup Illusive Wang? yo, can you score goals? Because I can - AND ONLY I CAN
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Aug 26, 2020 04:13
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KEITH GOT PAID AND GOT THE gently caress OUT OF CALGARY YESSSS BUT HE WENT TO DALLAS NOOOO
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It’s probably just my brain but it feels like Vancouver has lost in the finals a *lot* and the one cup they got I was stuck in the dub 
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Toaster Beef posted:KEITH GOT PAID AND GOT THE gently caress OUT OF CALGARY can i commission a tmm of big fat goalie holding the stanley cup like a shot glass or something
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JawKnee posted:yo, can you score goals? Because I can - AND ONLY I CAN i have bad news for you friend because i do the exact opposite of that
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Contract year. If Stijn doesn't see the finals I'm bouncing on this dumb franchise. Hort is UFA after next season, right?
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2028-29 All-Star Break Update    All-Stars Stabby McStabson (Pacific Division) - 6th selection Hockles (Pacific Division) - 6th selection Keith RePrimeau (Central Division) - 2nd selection Soup Van Buren (Metropolitan Division) - 6th selection Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 4th selection Egon Hyundai (Metropolitan Division) - 2nd selection Transaction News LA -- signed Stabby McStabson to a $70.3mil/6yr contract extension ($11.71mil per year). It takes effect next season Comments Stijn Hort missed a couple weeks with a Broken Nose Jørgen Jørgensen missed a couple weeks with a Mild Concussion Aye Donks missed a few weeks with a Sore Foot Cam Stevenson Jr missed a month with a Strained Hamstring Tom Nook missed a few weeks with a Pulled Groin Dick Glynnenstein missed a few weeks with a Fractured Left Elbow Nobody is in the AHL, except Phu Barr still hasn't signed https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Cocaine Bear posted:Contract year. If Stijn doesn't see the finals I'm bouncing on this dumb franchise. Hort is UFA after next season, right? Yes, he will be a UFA at the end of the season. However, the game has a week-long re-signing period between the draft and July 1st where teams get first dibs to re-sign players if they want to. So, even if a player is about to become a UFA, they still have a chance to offer players an extension before July 1st. Players have contract requests (length and salary), and if a CPU GM offers a contract, it is what that request is, there isn't much negotiation. Sometimes, the CPU teams just decide to let players walk, which is how we had a handful of players change teams last offseason.
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Hockles posted:Yes, he will be a UFA at the end of the season. However, the game has a week-long re-signing period between the draft and July 1st where teams get first dibs to re-sign players if they want to. So, even if a player is about to become a UFA, they still have a chance to offer players an extension before July 1st. Players have contract requests (length and salary), and if a CPU GM offers a contract, it is what that request is, there isn't much negotiation. Sometimes, the CPU teams just decide to let players walk, which is how we had a handful of players change teams last offseason. Interesting.  gently caress.
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keith keith why dallas, keith keeeeith
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