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Goobish posted:Im a trans man quitting my testosterone (for multiple reasons) and fully expecting to have a period return in the next few months. I realized that ill have to rethink my underwear choices if I'm going to use pads or liners at all. All I have are boxers now lol. Ya gotta get boxer briefs my man! Make your rear end look good while you bleed into a secure pad. Now that's living.
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Goobish posted:Im a trans man quitting my testosterone (for multiple reasons) and fully expecting to have a period return in the next few months. I realized that ill have to rethink my underwear choices if I'm going to use pads or liners at all. All I have are boxers now lol. ye I just have a bunch of thin cheap black panties that I wear under my shorts for this. it is also funny if your partner tries to snake a hand in there and gets auto-period-cockblocked by double pants
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Elentor posted:Whenever men start making jokes about how women don't fart or that men are gross I'm gonna point them to this thread. They'll just assume women only fart on their periods because we aren't actually people and all grossness is strictly uterus related, never anything else.
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Big vagina globs are the reason that my black underwear is for special "might get laid" occasions. Speaking of which, my WHITE underwear is for when I'm perioding by myself at home because white underwear is too easy to ruin to have public purposes.Elentor posted:I'm so loving flat that even when my boobs are sore I could still be used as a template for flat-earthers. You lucky, lucky bitch. I don't miss being a child at ALL, but I do miss not having boobs.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Big vagina globs are the reason that my black underwear is for special "might get laid" occasions. Speaking of which, my WHITE underwear is for when I'm perioding by myself at home because white underwear is too easy to ruin to have public purposes. I try to be fine with it but then I get exchanges like: me: I've finally restarted my arms workout gonna abby the poo poo out of this body straight male friend: that's cool but aren't you gonna look too masculine, maybe you should start investing in silicone implants me: what part of looking like abby did you miss friend: I'm just saying, everyone likes boobs your partners would appreciate it me: no I'm fine the way I am it pairs well with my style friend: but what about your partners fmadamkskmsdfsdfjm
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Elentor posted:I try to be fine with it but then I get exchanges like: tell them to 
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Elentor posted:I try to be fine with it but then I get exchanges like: Murder them.
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Aug 25, 2020 14:46
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Elentor posted:I try to be fine with it but then I get exchanges like: Your friend an suck it. I too am extremely flat and my husband has always been extremely happy with the small boobs, even when I was muscular. Also, whoever invented white underwear for women was an rear end in a top hat. They only look good for the first 3 seconds out of store. Than I swear my body knows and no matter where I am in my cycle, I will start my period.
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Elentor posted:I try to be fine with it but then I get exchanges like: 
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Elentor posted:I try to be fine with it but then I get exchanges like: That guy doesn't sound like your friend. Also, I don't know who Abby is.
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Aug 25, 2020 16:04
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YeahTubaMike posted:That guy doesn't sound like your friend. Abby Normal.
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Aug 25, 2020 16:10
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I'm gonna guess Abby from Last of Us 2, who is swole.
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Elentor posted:I try to be fine with it but then I get exchanges like: that person isn't a friend if they're more concerned with some hypothetical future person's preferences than your irl existing goals also lol vag loogies are terrifying, when I had my full rag I'd freeze like a deer in headlights and shuffle off to the bathroom like I was holding a skittle in my buttcrack when I was cognizant enough of when it was coming I'd install a tampon before I left the house
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xcheopis posted:Abby Normal. Um...okay? Google isn't helpful. edit: added the quote so it doesn't look like I'm just ignoring people, lol YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Aug 25, 2020 |
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Aug 25, 2020 16:12
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Abby-solutely Fabulous
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YeahTubaMike posted:Um...okay? Google isn't helpful. This woman: 
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Strumpie posted:Abby-solutely Fabulous I loved this show when I watched it but I'm too afraid to rewatch it because I'm worried that it'll be problematic and/or not hold up.  Who What Now posted:This woman: Ah, thank you.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I loved this show when I watched it but I'm too afraid to rewatch it because I'm worried that it'll be problematic and/or not hold up. Eddy and Patsy were never aspirational characters, even in their time. Saffron probably holds steady as their foil and will still contextualise how dysfunctional, yet human, they are. as for holding up. if you can stomach a 90s sitcom then it's probably still as incisive now as it was then.
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Aug 25, 2020 16:40
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I can't watch Ab Fab at all. My mum had a problem and I am a bookish brown-haired bespectacled girl. Saffron's plight was never funny to me. Also I had a 12 day period that only ended 2 weeks ago and if this spotting is the real thing I'm going to kick my uterus out the window.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Um...okay? Google isn't helpful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Pw0xX4DXI
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Pyrtanis posted:vag loogies
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Aug 25, 2020 17:20
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Satan bless you
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Aug 25, 2020 17:22
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I like small boobs. If I want big boobs, I can just look down because my body is basically just my boobs.
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Aug 25, 2020 17:24
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One time a dominatrix in the city was sounding me and I was blindfolded and didn't know anything was amiss and she went to get something, came back and screamed and apparently she had scraped something and then I bled from my dick for like five hours and I had to replace paper towels down my shorts for the train ride home. It was frightening. I count this as a period. I've only had the one.
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Aug 25, 2020 17:29
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I'm fine with mine but cosmetic surgery has been banalized to such an extent in Brazil that people legit can't wrap their heads around the fact that I prefer to have them natural.
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kntfkr posted:I had to replace paper towels down my shorts for the train ride home. It was frightening. We have all been there, bleeder. That sounds hard.
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Aug 25, 2020 17:31
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The self-loathing stage has passed and Mr CherryCat made steak for dinner, so things are looking up. I'm now moving on to the 'iron band around your spine and hips' stage, but I have painkillers for that.
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Goobish posted:Im a trans man quitting my testosterone (for multiple reasons) and fully expecting to have a period return in the next few months. I realized that ill have to rethink my underwear choices if I'm going to use pads or liners at all. All I have are boxers now lol. boxer briefs will do you right
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kntfkr posted:One time a dominatrix in the city was sounding me and I was blindfolded and didn't know anything was amiss and she went to get something, came back and screamed and apparently she had scraped something and then I bled from my dick for like five hours and I had to replace paper towels down my shorts for the train ride home. It was frightening. I count this as a period. I've only had the one. City girls, amirite?
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Recently my wife and I were having sex and as we were kind of reaching the crescendo of things I popped out and my dingus kind of slid upward toward her clit where her hand was. I noticed a pretty bitey pain as I go back in but we're both about done and at that point I have no time for thinking about pain. After we finish up my wife goes to the bathroom, comes back and is like "Bah! You started my period!!" The next morning I got into the shower and the hot water on my junk mad me realize that when I popped out the night before I had gotten the head of my dingus all sliced up by fingernails. It was my blood. I gave my wife the good news.
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Literally A Person posted:Recently my wife and I were having sex and as we were kind of reaching the crescendo of things I popped out and my dingus kind of slid upward toward her clit where her hand was. I noticed a pretty bitey pain as I go back in but we're both about done and at that point I have no time for thinking about pain. After we finish up my wife goes to the bathroom, comes back and is like "Bah! You started my period!!" The next morning I got into the shower and the hot water on my junk mad me realize that when I popped out the night before I had gotten the head of my dingus all sliced up by fingernails. It was my blood. I gave my wife the good news. i want to comment on this post. but i'm not going to.
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Literally A Person posted:Recently my wife and I were having sex and as we were kind of reaching the crescendo of things I popped out and my dingus kind of slid upward toward her clit where her hand was. I noticed a pretty bitey pain as I go back in but we're both about done and at that point I have no time for thinking about pain. After we finish up my wife goes to the bathroom, comes back and is like "Bah! You started my period!!" The next morning I got into the shower and the hot water on my junk mad me realize that when I popped out the night before I had gotten the head of my dingus all sliced up by fingernails. It was my blood. I gave my wife the good news. God this thread
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Elentor posted:I try to be fine with it but then I get exchanges like: You'll have the last laugh when your boobs still look pretty normal in 40 years and all the busty old ladies are tripping over our dangly protuberances.
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Give it up for them medium naturals woot woot
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woot woot (i like all breasts or lack thereof)
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there were all these cutesy videos on how to make a covid face mask out of an old bra. gently caress outta here, i can wear mine as a full helmet
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DemonDarkhorse posted:there were all these cutesy videos on how to make a covid face mask out of an old bra. gently caress outta here, i can wear mine as a full helmet I shall use mine as an old-fashioned sling-shot to take out small- to medium-sized prey.
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Literally A Person posted:Recently my wife and I were having sex and as we were kind of reaching the crescendo of things I popped out and my dingus kind of slid upward toward her clit where her hand was. I noticed a pretty bitey pain as I go back in but we're both about done and at that point I have no time for thinking about pain. After we finish up my wife goes to the bathroom, comes back and is like "Bah! You started my period!!" The next morning I got into the shower and the hot water on my junk mad me realize that when I popped out the night before I had gotten the head of my dingus all sliced up by fingernails. It was my blood. I gave my wife the good news. Wanna join my band? We're called DICKBLUD and we do acapella covers of MOBY songs! Mmm Lordy trouble so hard!
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hi im trans and estrogen made me get faux periods and i changed from pills to implants and that seemed to make it stop cause my levels weren't a roller coaster and it's been 3ish months and oh no it's back and this is day 4 i dont even have a womb that was supposed to be my one (1) singular perk why is my entire middle section trying to collapse in on itself gently caress offfffff
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