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Jose posted:lmao wtf 
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Hahahaha. Amazing
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I wonder what level of celebrity you need to be to unlock the "do you know who I am?" dialogue option when dealing with any authority figure
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the sex ghost posted:I wonder what level of celebrity you need to be to unlock the "do you know who I am?" dialogue option when dealing with any authority figure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0dcv6GKNNw
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CyberPingu posted:"I have a particular set of skills. Some of which Man Utd paid £80m for. The jury is still out wether it was worth it or not" Narrator: "It wasn't". He's a decent enough defender but for a world record fee you'd want better than decent enough. But here we are. But hey, at least something entertaining is happening at United right now!
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https://twitter.com/Eurosport_UK/status/1298254650106187777 Good to know that being in literal jail won't cost him his place in the England squad
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Aug 25, 2020 14:44
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Der Shovel posted:But hey, at least something entertaining is happening at United right now! Has been for the last 7 years or so.
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Mickolution posted:Has been for the last 7 years or so.  Depends on the perspective I guess.
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1298230022390587392?s=20
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the sex ghost posted:https://twitter.com/Eurosport_UK/status/1298254650106187777 Imagine if he wasn't white how likely it would be that he would be in the squad
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the sex ghost posted:*police officers kicking his freaking huge head and hopping up and down clutching their broken feet in pain Tom and Jerry style* lol
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Rumour is he could potentially be joining the Greek Prison system on a five year deal.
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lmao surely that's not just a fine, put him in jail for a few months at least, think of the sentence a normal guy would get.
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Can you call yourself famous if you can't even escape a guilty sentence in a Mediterranean country?
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Eau de MacGowan posted:phwoar the albanian mafia trying to kidnap harry maguires sister? I would just like to recognize and thank you for this, it made me lol
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https://twitter.com/marthakelner/status/1298304607773511680 Apparently there's a scheme where you can convert your jail time into a scaling fine.
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sticksy posted:I would just like to recognize and thank you for this, it made me lol Liam Neeson is the wrong guy to compare Maguire to, this is more like when Del Boy got arrested in Spain and he tries bribing them.
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Der Shovel posted:https://twitter.com/marthakelner/status/1298304607773511680 I love it when every season there's a headline like 'Messi sentenced to THREE life sentences by Spanish Court!!' and everyone starts vibrating out of their seats and then he just pays the fine and goes about his normal business
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Der Shovel posted:Some journos claiming the defence wasn't given any time to prepare, and the only evidence presented was a policeman's testimony. Doubt Sterling would get this kind of treatment if he was at famously anti-racist Man Utd
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vyelkin posted:lmao that was quick Apparently they held the trial 2 hours after giving Maguire’s lawyer notice of the charges and without giving him the chance to obtain/review surveillance footage. Fairly hosed up imo.
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blue footed boobie posted:Apparently they held the trial 2 hours after giving Maguire’s lawyer notice of the charges and without giving him the chance to obtain/review surveillance footage. Fairly hosed up imo. VAR would slow their court system down too much.
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I think the proper course of action is for Man Utd to strip him of his captaincy and give the arm band to Pogba.
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More convictions than trophies, wasteman.
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I find it genuinely unbelievable that there aren't multiple videos of this that people caught on their phones. What's up with that?
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The Perfect Element posted:I find it genuinely unbelievable that there aren't multiple videos of this that people caught on their phones. What's up with that? Albanians stole them all.
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sassassin posted:Albanians stole them all. 
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The Perfect Element posted:I find it genuinely unbelievable that there aren't multiple videos of this that people caught on their phones. What's up with that? horrendously ugly british tourist gets drunk and in a fight while on holiday in greece surely happens enough that it's a non-event.
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