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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

monkeytennis posted:

Same thought I had tbh, also that subreddit is quite a ride.

Anyway, glass of decent red in the hot tub or bath beats a showerbeer surely.

Tubs are for joints, showers are for drinks. :colbert:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just lmao at the forum for alcoholic computer touchers looking down on people drinking beer in the shower.

necroid
May 14, 2009


lol isn't that a perfect example of privilege? being able to distance yourself from "hatred" while others implore you to pay attention and to add your voice to the choir?

also it's obvious that by hatred he means the gall of those uppity protesters

e : also lol at "trying my best", truly empty virtue signaling

necroid fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Aug 27, 2020

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just lmao at the forum for alcoholic computer touchers looking down on people drinking beer in the shower.

By now we've moved on to shower whisky which is much more respectable. I'm trying to figure out how to get my hand shower to pump vodka for butt chugging.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

xtal posted:

By now we've moved on to shower whisky which is much more respectable. I'm trying to figure out how to get my hand shower to pump vodka for butt chugging.

how are you going to drink whiskey in the shower? the small opening in the can of beer is crucial for not getting a lot of water in it. I suspect you have no idea what you're talking about. :colbert:

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

necroid posted:

lol isn't that a perfect example of privilege? being able to distance yourself from "hatred" while others implore you to pay attention and to add your voice to the choir?

also it's obvious that by hatred he means the gall of those uppity protesters

e : also lol at "trying my best", truly empty virtue signaling

he doesn't need to be so dramatic about it, all he needs to do is to stay off social media and he will be completely removed from all of it all

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Caesar Saladin posted:

I understand reddit is lame, but you sound like a real grade A nerdosaurus.

ive never even heard of anyone drinking anything in teh god drat shower

Like, having a read and a drink in the bath? Yeah sure

But in the shower? Seems poo poo

Do people drink soda and stuff there as well?

resting bort face
Jun 2, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Last Chance posted:

how are you going to drink whiskey in the shower? the small opening in the can of beer is crucial for not getting a lot of water in it. I suspect you have no idea what you're talking about. :colbert:

the correct combination is warm whisky and never bathing

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

Fartbox posted:

ive never even heard of anyone drinking anything in teh god drat shower

Like, having a read and a drink in the bath? Yeah sure

But in the shower? Seems poo poo

Do people drink soda and stuff there as well?

There’s been a couple of times where I was running late for work and had an energy drink in the shower instead of my regular coffee.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Last Chance posted:

how are you going to drink whiskey in the shower? the small opening in the can of beer is crucial for not getting a lot of water in it. I suspect you have no idea what you're talking about. :colbert:

You bring the whole bottle

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Snackula posted:

There’s been a couple of times where I was running late for work and had an energy drink in the shower instead of my regular coffee.

I imagine coffee in the shower would be tricky even when you're on time.

Mzuri
Jun 5, 2004

Who's the boss?
Dudes is lost.
Don't think coz I'm iced out,
I'm cooled off.
Shower beer is great and I pity any goon who has not had the pleasure of just chilling out in the shower with a cold beer at hand.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Once upon a time, in an Internet far away, whimsical and silly stuff used to just happen for the fun of it. Why did people smuggle chess boards on rollercoasters and posted the resulting photos? Because it's amusing. Why are people posting themselves in the shower with a beer? Dito. Why are all comments in r/catsstandingup "Cat."? Cat.

I think, especially considering hell year 2020 and the social destruction wrought by social media, that one ought to appreciate people just being silly.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Reddit

Novelty is my identity

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


there's a sub for probably any weird sexual thing you can think of

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




shower beer sprung from the same era as bacon obsession and beard worship. nerdery in 2010 was poo poo

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Shower beers are nice. Don’t really need a Reddit community but also don’t need a big ol “I just don’t UNDERSTAND IT gah” show

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Snackula posted:

There’s been a couple of times where I was running late for work and had an energy drink in the shower instead of my regular coffee.

how does that speed things up? do you chug with one hand while scrubbing with the other?

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Fallom posted:

Shower beers are nice. Don’t really need a Reddit community but also don’t need a big ol “I just don’t UNDERSTAND IT gah” show

We covered this already

The_Continental posted:

The only acceptable take for goons is to dislike something but not so much that you have an opinion on it. Super gen x vibe.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Shower beers are bad.
Shower icecream cones on the other hand...

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


homewrecker posted:

I’m so loving tired of being forced to care about everything all at once



Guess which subreddit this was posted on, and bonus points if you can guess how many "awards" it has by now

Bro it's so easy all you have to do is just stand back, be quiet, and not complain or bring this poo poo up and nobody will come after you. Like if you just spend all day posting pictures of trees, and never at any point post a tree with a BLM sign on it, nobody will give a poo poo and they'll just be like, "Cool tree man."

But no, you gotta vent your spleen like someone with a compulsion to stick his finger in a hornet nest, because you're too dumb to keep out of an internet fight.

get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
shower beer is pure reddit

kind of corny, mostly harmless but p. cringe, the kind of thing you could picture a jabroni trying to use as a conversation piece at a party? yes.

but

chicks getting their tits out? ALSO YES

you can hate on reddit all you WANT and yeah it SUCKS but there has never been a greater collection of nsfw content EVER

if any buds wanna talk about showerbeer and stroke pm me

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
there used to be a reddit named /r/jobuds for exactly that purpose
it was banned about a month ago because pedos were just using it as a place to trade kik usernames so they could trade child pornography off-site (link is to a sfw text post about it)

also notice that that post describing al the cp activity is from 6 months before it was banned
guess the admins had better things to do

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

and yet normal helpful subs like r/cumtown get banned. WHAT THE FCK

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



You guys ever sort reddit by new?

:nws: https://imgur.com/a/KJ8KjR1

necroid
May 14, 2009

lol it got a laugh out of me

oh nooo

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

how does that speed things up? do you chug with one hand while scrubbing with the other?

It was more of an AAAAAAAAH I NEED TO BE IN THE SHOWER BUT ALSO CAFFEINE RIGHT NOW thing rather than a smart well-crafted plan.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




i hate reddit

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hey so do I!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/ii3sts/this_is_not_a_shooting_victim_hes_an_armed/

Walton Simons
May 16, 2010

ELECTRONIC OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD
It's the billionth time this has been posted in r/unpopularopinion but the karma and award train doesn't stop.

quote:

There should be more "Child-free" places and they should be more acceptable.
Look, not everyone likes/wants kids. I'm sorry, but that's the truth. Some people want to live in a neighborhood without kids screaming outside, or live in an apartment without a baby crying next door, or eat at a restaurant without kids making a fuss at the table behind them, etc, etc.

It's not fair for childless people to have to deal with other people's kids and all the annoying things they do. Not only childless people, but parents that want a break from their own kids shouldn't have to deal with them either. There are "pet-free" apartment buildings, and restaurants, and beaches, so why not "child-free?" Children can be just as gross, loud, and smelly as a pet.

People have so, SO many fun places to take their kids. Adults deserve more fun places to go where they don't have to be around Karen and her 5 little hellions.

Edit: You all are acting like I'm trying to ban kids from existence lol. Calm yourselves. I'm just saying a couple hundred "adult-only" arcades, movie theaters, restaurants, etc would be nice. It's not much to ask especially since there are thousands and thousands of those that are kid friendly. So far "go to a bar" is the biggest argument you guys can think of. That's pretty sad. Not everyone likes the bar scene or drinks.

Edit: By the way, many of you are being very rude for no reason. This is a post on Reddit on a sub for unpopular opinions. If you don't agree, that's the point. You don't have to be keyboard warriors and straight up assholes.

I remember a story about H.P Lovecraft being so overcome with foaming rage at the sight of some Italian immigrants that the people with him were concerned for his well-being. I imagine Redditors are the same with kids.
God, there are kids on my street. What if one of them screams? If I go to a restaurant, do I really have to come to terms with the fact that a nearby child may make a fuss?

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!

:stonk: what a garbage website wow

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Children suck and should be banned. Luckily every condo in downtown areas already has no children.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Child free airplanes might be good

Miss Broccoli
May 1, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

these people are disturbing

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Miss Broccoli posted:

these people are disturbing

Is there a good place to get an in-depth recap of what actually happened? I only know that the kid shot and killed 2-3 people and then strolled past the police line and went home.

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

get me HQ! posted:

shower beer is pure reddit

kind of corny, mostly harmless but p. cringe, the kind of thing you could picture a jabroni trying to use as a conversation piece at a party? yes.

but

chicks getting their tits out? ALSO YES

you can hate on reddit all you WANT and yeah it SUCKS but there has never been a greater collection of nsfw content EVER

if any buds wanna talk about showerbeer and stroke pm me

Yikes

The_Continental posted:

and yet normal helpful subs like r/cumtown get banned. WHAT THE FCK

Sorry you like "ironic" punching down leftie apologia

number 1 snake fan fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Aug 29, 2020

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

number 1 snake fan posted:



Sorry you like "ironic" punching down leftie apologia

Ill try listening to something simpler, something pure and good like "A Prairie Home Companion".

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
R/MuppetGaybies has 2x as many subscribers as r/Muppets

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I know people like to get make fun of nerds who hate kids but (and this doesnt go for all autistic people) in my personal autistic experience kids can really set off my anxiety and sensory stuff. Ive had to leave restaurants/places because people were letting them scream and run around me, i dont like stuff darting around in my periphery while trying to chill and eat. Since im a mostly functional adult I deal with that by just quietly leaving the stressful situation but I can see where a restaurant where you were guaranteed 0 potential for child interactions would be a nice fantasy.

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Miss Broccoli
May 1, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I used to work in hospitality, and yeah I cannot blame someone who get sick of all the lovely parents ignoring their kids going wild

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