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Video Nasty posted:Look I'm sorry it was the first thing that came to mind but now I can't delete it. That wouldn't actually end up doing much, I would think.
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zedprime posted:It's traditional Chinese medicine for your dick. Approximately 99% of traditional Chinese medicine is for your dick.
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Aug 28, 2020 07:58
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Probably the most profound book I’ve ever read. Good god, that war.
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I like to imagine they all have race horsie names. "And up to the start we have Big Bertha Of The Continential Divide. Men are lining up to shoot, and oh no, it appears none of them have been able to connect. Coming up onto the range is Commando The Motion Picture and Oh Dear he's picked an upwind and none of the men seem to hit it. Will any of these brave vessled be felled by man's might? But, oh what's this? Jenkins lines up and Oh My God, he's connected! Smoke! Flame! Crashing to the Ground, Oh The Humanity has been conquered by Jenkins!"
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SomeJazzyRat posted:I like to imagine they all have race horsie names. That just reminds me of the best named horse of all time  I give to you one of the greatest racehorses of all time, Potoooooooo , pronounced Potatoes. Also sometimes spelt Pot-8-Os.
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Aramoro posted:That just reminds me of the best named horse of all time 
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Aramoro posted:That just reminds me of the best named horse of all time
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Trabant posted:Approximately 99% of traditional Chinese medicine is for your dick. Incidentally, 99% of it is also made out of animal dicks, dick-shaped animal parts or dick-shaped roots.
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Aramoro posted:That just reminds me of the best named horse of all time Not a funny picture, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0RSHFoRbiE
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Grendels Dad posted:Incidentally, 99% of it is also made out of animal dicks, dick-shaped animal parts or dick-shaped roots. Wasn't 99% of it made from bones and teeth of endangered animals?
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RustyKnight posted:Wasn't 99% of it made from bones and teeth of endangered animals? Sounds like a chicken/egg situation there.
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Trabant posted:Approximately 99% of traditional Chinese medicine is for your dick. His dick. Specifically. Like it's the world's most busted dick and it requires the entirety of China's traditional medicine supply to try and fix. A Six Million Dollar Man kind of situation but for this one dude's dick.
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Lobok posted:His dick. Specifically. Like it's the world's most busted dick and it requires the entirety of China's traditional medicine supply to try and fix. A Six Million Dollar Man kind of situation but for this one dude's dick.
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Aug 28, 2020 14:49
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Boil em mash em stick em in a bottle
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Boil them mash them turn them into glue
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Boil him, mash him, turn him into glue E: hey gently caress you buddy
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Boil em mash em hey buddy gently caress you
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Just Offscreen posted:That wouldn't actually end up doing much, I would think. Can confirm. Even if it managed to take out a load tape, you'd want/need to repair it before another flight to prevent further damage. Wouldn't make a difference at the time. Worst case, it somehow severs a vent line and the ballon can either not rotate in 1 direction, or quickly vent the hot air. Either situation is not great, but trained for and generally easy to deal with.
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might as well post it at this point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihMMw0rnKz4
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Lobok posted:His dick. Specifically. Like it's the world's most busted dick and it requires the entirety of China's traditional medicine supply to try and fix. A Six Million Dollar Man kind of situation but for this one dude's dick. OK, fine. You've gone and created the ultimate apex medicine for potent human dick. What's to stop some bright and enterprising medical person from grinding THAT up for unimaginable medical benefit? Whadaya get then?
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Splicer posted:Does it make the noise? Oh, I'm afraid you're thinking of Deng XiaoPING.
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Best horse name ever is Hoof Hearted. Especially when the announcer says it fast. Why yes I AM fifteen in my head
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Video Nasty posted:Not a funny picture, but I'm impressed you can't hear that announcer laughing at all. He saw the name ARRRR and just leaned into it hard. Incredible.
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Flyinglemur posted:Best horse name ever is Hoof Hearted. Especially when the announcer says it fast.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItFJ62QEpv8
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Zonko_T.M. posted:I'm impressed you can't hear that announcer laughing at all. He saw the name ARRRR and just leaned into it hard. Incredible. The mans a professional.
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RustyKnight posted:Wasn't 99% of it made from bones and teeth of endangered animals? They weren't endangered at the time. It's kind of like how the Bahaman government banned subsistence fishing after gleefully making bank from the fishing trawlers that made the measures required in the first place.
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Flyinglemur posted:Best horse name ever is Hoof Hearted. Especially when the announcer says it fast. I'm literally straining to make my brain remember this forever make way, schooling
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Hoof Hearted is a superior horse name.
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my dad had a copy of that book lying around the house when i was a kid and it profoundly affected my developing brain.    
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Flyinglemur posted:Best horse name ever is Hoof Hearted. Especially when the announcer says it fast. I cackled and I regret nothing
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I love everything about these two. Even in the artist's illustration you see two drivers running into the immediately obvious problem of "what happens when you meet a car going the other way?" I love how the autogyro joust would be deadly enough on its own, but on top of everything it's being held over a parking lot that people can still drive in and out of, all while people watch maybe 10 feet away.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I love everything about these two. Even in the artist's illustration you see two drivers running into the immediately obvious problem of "what happens when you meet a car going the other way?" I love how the autogyro joust would be deadly enough on its own, but on top of everything it's being held over a parking lot that people can still drive in and out of, all while people watch maybe 10 feet away. the book's called Zany Afternoons if you want to look it up, the zany afternoons in question being the insane things bored jaded rich people do to amuse themselves, to the detriment of themselves and others.   there were also descriptions of insane imaginary aircraft and cars.  
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uber_stoat posted:the book's called Zany Afternoons if you want to look it up, the zany afternoons in question being the insane things bored jaded rich people do to amuse themselves, to the detriment of themselves and others. I absolutely love stuff like this, thanks for the tip! I'll see if I can pick it up somewhere.
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Evilreaver posted:Boil them mash them turn them into glue That's so much better thank you pro
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uber_stoat posted:the book's called Zany Afternoons if you want to look it up, the zany afternoons in question being the insane things bored jaded rich people do to amuse themselves, to the detriment of themselves and others. I wish rich people were half as cool as this. Most of them just rape children and do more "exclusive" versions of the same poo poo touristy suburbanites do on vacation.
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MizPiz posted:I wish rich people were half as cool as this. Most of them just rape children and do more "exclusive" versions of the same poo poo touristy suburbanites do on vacation. Oh sure. You say that now, but once my butler slams my flying boat into the side of the Sears Tower for my amusement all of a sudden I'm the rear end in a top hat. Nice try, when I'm rich I'll just start buying $500 hamburgers and $2000 ice cream sundaes, thank you very much.
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So Metal Slug was a documentary, weird. 
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sorry for double post, here's some content:
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