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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How many kids does Rivers have? That’s how many times he’s had sex.

100% success rate is pretty drat good. Still hof worthy

Edit: and snype worthy

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Rivers couldn't have any kids by himself, he's entirely a product of his supporting cast and shouldn't go to the hall IMO

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Yeah what if he's shooting just pedestrian loads and his wife is actually the the maternal equivalent of the Nile Delta after a flood?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Rivers is a volume scorer

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Antonio Cromartie is clearly the modern day GOAT on this matter.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



No one had more concentrated footbawww in his loins then Buddy Ryan.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Mika Grimes is the alpha football wife

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Thaddius the Large posted:

Mika Grimes is the alpha football wife

Better not call her Mika though

One of her greatest lines:
https://ibb.co/Qv56r4Q

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

pasaluki posted:

Better not call her Mika though

One of her greatest lines:
https://ibb.co/Qv56r4Q

I'd assume all of her greatest lines came off of Brent's dick

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Yeah what if he's shooting just pedestrian loads and his wife is actually the the maternal equivalent of the Nile Delta after a flood?

Can we please not hope for football players' wives to be subject to medical conditions

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Phobeste posted:

Can we please not hope for football players' wives to be subject to medical conditions

Thanks for this Pho.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Did you know that part of the reason why Trubisky was drafted was because he drove a lovely car?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Phobeste posted:

Can we please not hope for football players' wives to be subject to medical conditions

:hmmyes:

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
something awful

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







guaranteed next 2k yard back for the patriots

quote:

The New York Post’s Brian Costello reports Le’Veon Bell "hasn't had an impressive training camp" and doesn't look like the "centerpiece of the offense."

This isn't the first time we've heard concerns over Bell's camp struggles. Bell has been outplayed by Frank Gore and rookie La’Mical Perine, with Gore cutting into his first-team reps. It’s a bad look coming off last year’s 3.2 YPC. We think playcalling is the bigger issue with Bell, but it’s fair to question how much of a leash he has given Adam Gase’s history (traded Jay Ajayi, benched Kenyan Drake for Gore). Bell’s contract locks him in as the starter, but he may not see his 77 percent snap rate from 2019.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/gregcote/status/1299741340343902213

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1299737915787030536

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers are about to do some cool poo poo

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1299730035151187968?s=20

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Is there an honest way to stream games? I went to the nfl website and it looks like all the streaming options either require having cable or are only available for out of market games. Am I missing something or is the NFL completely broken when it comes to streaming?

To clarify: is there a way to stream local games if you are a cord cutter and don't want to watch one of the many illegal streams that are super delayed and prone to shutting off randomly.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Local games? Get an antenna

e: though you'll have the opposite problem with an antenna, you'll be ten or so seconds ahead of everyone else

Intruder fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Aug 29, 2020

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Intruder posted:

Local games? Get an antenna

Unfortunately, that is not a viable option.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Waltzing Along posted:

Unfortunately, that is not a viable option.

Why not? Are you in a weird building or something?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

It’s not ideal, but the yahoo sports app will show whatever games are in my area. Have to watch on your phone or tablet I think. Can’t broadcast to a TV.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Why not? Are you in a weird building or something?

I'm too far from sutro tower in san francisco. All of the websites that I've gone to that show what channels I could expect to get over the air basically say don't bother. One of the sites seems to indicate I'd have better luck getting channels from Sacramento.

So, not a weird building, just out in the suburbs over some hills from the tv tower.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

All those websites tell me I can get a bunch of channels that I can't so maybe you'll have the opposite problem!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Well, reading anecdotes from people who have tried isn't very encouraging, anyway.

But based on the answers I am guessing I will have to resubscribe to comcast if I want to watch the games. Or just do the reddit nfl streams option. Seems that that is what comcast wants me to do by not offering a month to month plan.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

There’s always signing up for sling or youtubetv for a few months and then cancelling.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Waltzing Along posted:

Is there an honest way to stream games? I went to the nfl website and it looks like all the streaming options either require having cable or are only available for out of market games. Am I missing something or is the NFL completely broken when it comes to streaming?

To clarify: is there a way to stream local games if you are a cord cutter and don't want to watch one of the many illegal streams that are super delayed and prone to shutting off randomly.

r/nfl_streams

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Bird in a Blender posted:

There’s always signing up for sling or youtubetv for a few months and then cancelling.

That might work. Thanks for the heads up.

E: looks like 13/16 available through sling blue. 1 TBD, 1 on sling orange and 1 not available at all. Only $30 a month, too. So I will try that.

Thanks again.

Waltzing Along fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Aug 29, 2020

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Listen to the radio and hear the plays before even the TV crowd.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Phobeste posted:

Can we please not hope for football players' wives to be subject to medical conditions

I appreciate you

Waltzing Along posted:

Is there an honest way to stream games? I went to the nfl website and it looks like all the streaming options either require having cable or are only available for out of market games. Am I missing something or is the NFL completely broken when it comes to streaming?

To clarify: is there a way to stream local games if you are a cord cutter and don't want to watch one of the many illegal streams that are super delayed and prone to shutting off randomly.

If you got verizon for phones you can probably find a way to cast it onto your tv?

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Aug 29, 2020

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Looks like the Seahawks cancelled practice today

https://twitter.com/Joe_Fann/status/1299799730780647424?s=19

For once, he's not talking about the kind of false history concerning the melting point of steel!

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

lol Trubs

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1299799203347083266

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Lets see you decide between a former #2 overall pick and a former Super Bowl MVP.

Can't do it.

Definition of a "Sophie's Choice".

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
http://bilasport.net/nfl.html is another option for NFL streams

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Streams are way better than they have been in the past.

I'd still just buy a cheap antenna, hook it up and see what you get. You never know and it would be the best option.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Xpost NFC North

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1299847429102202883?s=19

Edit: full transcript

https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1299851698702290946?s=19

SKULL.GIF fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Aug 30, 2020

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


you know I bet if Johnsonville agreed to hand out sausages at the Johnsonville Tailgate Village polling place we could probably get Green Bay, WI to 100% voter turnout, if not higher

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Ugggh people still hung up on body cams. At this it’s obvious they are ineffectual in the current system

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TURGID TOMFOOLERY
Nov 1, 2019

Better Than You posted:

http://bilasport.net/nfl.html is another option for NFL streams

Nice

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