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paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Isn't Dyncorp just a pure CIA cutout

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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

DYNCORP: "A Corporation, Dynamized"

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

gradenko_2000 posted:

my completely serious response is that James Risen is a big ol' Russiagater and he seems to be saying that Trump supporter John Ratcliffe, who became the DNI in May, was behind the NSC memo that exonerated Trump from the accusation of condoning Russia's Taliban-for-hire operation, and that Schinella was killed as part of the cover-up to this plot, but I thought it was salacious enough for this thread regardless
the extreme irony is the intelligence community is much more likely to kill someone over not pushing the Russia Taliban-for-hire operation

but being a russiagater poisons and gaslights your brain into thinking like the exact opposite since a russia taliban-for-hire operation that trump may have dismissed or ignored as some stupid briefing-to-media op is some earth shattering revelation

comedyblissoption has issued a correction as of 04:12 on Aug 28, 2020

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

comedyblissoption posted:

the extreme irony is the intelligence community is much more likely to kill someone over not pushing the Russia Taliban-for-hire operation

but being a russiagater poisons and gaslights your brain into thinking like the exact opposite since a russia taliban-for-hire operation that trump may have dismissed or ignored as some stupid briefing-to-media op is some earth shattering revelation

lol. if anyone thinks that story is big news I ask them "did you know we used to give anti-aircraft missiles to religious psychos specifically so they could use them to shoot down russian helicopters, which typically kills the pilots?"

TCE
Feb 26, 2016

The Saucer Hovers posted:

trolling s2 is aaaaalmost goodbad but nope just bad

Yeah but season 3 gets really good again.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I haven't been able to keep up with the thread lately. What's the biggest crack ping in the last month or so?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

ikanreed posted:

I haven't been able to keep up with the thread lately. What's the biggest crack ping in the last month or so?

lol I can't even remember what the biggest one this week was since they're happening so often

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


ikanreed posted:

I haven't been able to keep up with the thread lately. What's the biggest crack ping in the last month or so?

after ww2 we imported nazis, forcibly promoted them up the ladder, then the nazis assassinated jfk and have been in control of the usa ever since then

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

overly focusing on Nazism misses the bigger pitcher

The US domestically developed a whole bunch of elitist, violent, racist formations before Germany was even a single state. The Nazi party even copied a bunch of them. After WW2 a bunch of Nazis got folded into those networks.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Atrocious Joe posted:

overly focusing on Nazism misses the bigger pitcher

The US domestically developed a whole bunch of elitist, violent, racist formations before Germany was even a single state. The Nazi party even copied a bunch of them. After WW2 a bunch of Nazis got folded into those networks.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1tyybVuSBU

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


SKULL.GIF posted:

after ww2 we imported nazis, forcibly promoted them up the ladder, then the nazis assassinated jfk and have been in control of the usa ever since then

xfiles was right

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

dex_sda posted:

millennium was right

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

ikanreed posted:

I haven't been able to keep up with the thread lately. What's the biggest crack ping in the last month or so?

According to posts from 2008, Jared Kushner is either the head of the Illuminati or the antichrist

nut
Jul 30, 2019

finally started devils chessboard and wow it doesn’t take long to find out that Dulles is Satan in more ways than just what you’ve been told

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i poo poo on the graves of the dullard brothers

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Demon cracker nation

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






tough business

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

holy poo poo, what happened to next door Nikki?

fakeedit: sorry for performing postting necromancy

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

https://twitter.com/eisingerj/status/1299515659865542659?s=20

quote:

Outside the castle-like Sanford Children’s Hospital, a statue named “For the Love of Children” depicts Sanford kneeling beside two small boys and a girl. Another statue, “Chasing Dreams,” at the Sanford Sports Complex portrays children running toward him with basketballs.

Sanford has close ties to state and federal elected officials. He has spent more than $425,000 on political contributions, according to databases that track election spending, mostly to Republican causes and candidates including small sums to Donald Trump.

that whole article is good

guarantee#savethechildren / qanon will ignore this as usual

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

I think I have terminal Epstein brain. It's leaked and spread into everything.

I was thinking about how the plot to Iron Man 3 is essentially a commentary on how everybody knew where Bin Laden was for so long, but he was just a symbolic boogie man.

It's all theater for the pedophile mob...

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Backweb posted:

It's all theater for the pedophile mob...
You can tell because it's artistically bankrupt (and by Disney, but I repeat myself)!

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

Backweb posted:

I think I have terminal Epstein brain. It's leaked and spread into everything.


https://twitter.com/ap_europe/status/1299669263809159169?s=21

let’s add a string of ritualistic horse murders to Epstein brain

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

poor freckles, thought of gladio and died

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Lokar posted:

https://twitter.com/ap_europe/status/1299669263809159169?s=21

let’s add a string of ritualistic horse murders to Epstein brain

Mike Pence is cutting off loose ends

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

are we sure these horses aren't accidentally mutilating themselves by freaking out and leaping into the wood chipper

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I've heard of chipped beef but -- chipped horse?

C'mon man!

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

mdemone posted:

are we sure these horses aren't accidentally mutilating themselves by freaking out and leaping into the wood chipper

i dont think horses can read your posts :ocelot: :grin:

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Lokar posted:

https://twitter.com/ap_europe/status/1299669263809159169?s=21

let’s add a string of ritualistic horse murders to Epstein brain

Wasn't there a string of cattle mutilations in the PANW as well? Not to mention whoever was going around Kentucky hunting horses last year...

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Lokar posted:

https://twitter.com/ap_europe/status/1299669263809159169?s=21

let’s add a string of ritualistic horse murders to Epstein brain

quote:

“Ears are cut off, eyes removed, an animal is emptied of its blood ...,” he said, spelling out the morbid fates befalling one of France’s most beloved animals.

What the gently caress man

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

From Killing Hope, about US advised anti-communist operations in the 50s Phillipines

quote:

Lansdale's team conducted a careful study of the superstitions of the Filipino peasants living in Huk areas: their lore, taboos, and myths were examined for clues to the appropriate appeals that could wean them from supporting the insurgents. In one operation, Lansdale's men flew over these areas in a small plane hidden by a cloud cover and broadcast in Tagalog mysterious curses on any villagers who dared to give the Huks food or shelter. The tactic reportedly succeeded into starving some Huk units into surrender.

Another Lansdale-initiated "psywar" operation played on the superstitious dread in the Philippine countryside of the asuang, a mythical vampire. A psywar squad entered a town and planted rumors that an asuang lived in the neighboring hill where the Huks were based, a location from which government forces were anxious to have them out. Two nights later, after giving the rumors time to circulate among Huk sympathizers in the town and make their way up the hill, the psywar squad laid an ambush for the rebels along a trail used by them. When a Huk patrol passed, the ambushers silently snatched the last man, punctured his neck vampire-fashion with two holes, held his body by the heels until the blood drained out, and put the corpse back on the trail. When the Huks, as superstitious as any other Filipinos, discovered the bloodless comrade, they fled from the region.

Professorjuggalo
Oct 22, 2019

by Cyrano4747
to channel my inner programmed to kill, maybe it happens in France and italy a lot because they’re catholic countries compared to say a Protestant Germany? whatever weird evil inverse catholic satanic institution is running things really only operate in their backyards? South America has this going on too (but it doesn’t explain the UK which should have a upper demon chained under the royal palace)

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Malkina_ posted:


quote:

“Ears are cut off, eyes removed, an animal is emptied of its blood ...,” he said, spelling out the morbid fates befalling one of France’s most beloved animals.


What the gently caress man

Livestock mutilations since the 70s: not black helicopters or aliens, just pedophile cultists.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

real livestock mutilations are absolutely corporations doing extralegal biological experimentation in the states

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/newemergingking/status/1299405891884716033?s=21

nut
Jul 30, 2019


Darby Kirby, chief of the Missing Child Unit posted:

"When we track down fugitives, it's a good feeling to know that we're putting the bad guy behind bars. But that sense of accomplishment is nothing compared to finding a missing child,"

The sweetest cheevo.


Also, this is probably a bad idea, but I got a lot of time today. Anyone remember those resources someone posted about all the weirdness at the North Pole? I know, I know.

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

what the gently caress

i feel like this is extremely sparse on details given the magnitude of the depravity. wtf happened here

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

nut posted:

Also, this is probably a bad idea, but I got a lot of time today. Anyone remember those resources someone posted about all the weirdness at the North Pole? I know, I know.

all that stuff is an outgrowth of Raymond Palmer- he popularized the notion of the modern flying saucer with his newsletters and pulp media but was never satisfied with giving the reigns to the public imagination. he NEEDED the saucers to come from inside his "hollow earth" theory because his other cash cow, Richard Shaver and his psychic Deros, were located below ground.

his hovering disk cinematic universe just couldnt onboard outer space

The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 18:00 on Aug 29, 2020

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

i want to point out that like some kid thought to be trapped in a balloon like gripped the nation and was covered everywhere in excruciating live detail even though he ended up never being in the ballon and was back at home the entire time but like this insane crack ping story has like no info lmao

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Too bad "Hollow Earth" is consistently presented as Earth literally being a hollowed-out Halo-style ringworld on the inside with a tiny sun in the middle. Serious Narnia vibes. The Admiral Byrd stuff is trash too, but I'm not sure whether these were meant to intentionally mislead or discredit the underlying notion.

There are likely huge caverns within the crust of the Earth beyond what are publicly known (not necessarily kept secret, perhaps just undiscovered/unexplored). Caves never interested me until I started reading into them a little bit. They are huge and they are deep beyond what popular imagination suggests. I don't think "aliens" live in the Earth's crust but all of the descriptions and misattributions to a Hollow Earth are most likely a misunderstanding of real actual caves all over the world (the idea of an entrance at the North Pole is somewhat ridiculous to me personally given that the entire area is underwater- the Bentley Subglacial Trench in Antarctica, on the other hand... :tinfoil:). A couple of years ago there was some noise about underground oceans, that there are indeed large pockets of water within the Earth's crust- I will have to look into it again for credible links- as with anything else, this is all intended as speculation

In any case, I feel like Hollow Moon is more likely tbh. Anyway, I don't want this to get buried:

Darby Kirby, chief of the Missing Child Unit posted:

"When we track down fugitives, it's a good feeling to know that we're putting the bad guy behind bars. But that sense of accomplishment is nothing compared to finding a missing child,"

Guess you don't have to put any effort into finding out who did it! What a relief! gently caress YOU "Darby Kirby"

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