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ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
Could it be Smoke Signals? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120321/

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Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

It's not that.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
Man, my TV film must be drat obscure, everyone's drawing a blank.

This will be easier. Some Asian film where there's some crazy sex scene which is basically 'sex if sex was also a low key Dragon Ball Z fight' with a male/female couple. I am fairly sure it is not pornography, but I cannot say with 100 percent certainty.

westborn
Feb 25, 2010

Cornwind Evil posted:

Some Asian film where there's some crazy sex scene which is basically 'sex if sex was also a low key Dragon Ball Z fight' with a male/female couple.

There was this popular wire-fu fight/sex scene video years ago of what seemed at the time specifically like a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon parody. Apparently it's actually from a 1994 movie called "A Chinese Torture Chamber Story" - an "erotic black comedy". Maybe that's what you're remembering?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Cornwind Evil posted:

Man, my TV film must be drat obscure, everyone's drawing a blank.

This will be easier. Some Asian film where there's some crazy sex scene which is basically 'sex if sex was also a low key Dragon Ball Z fight' with a male/female couple. I am fairly sure it is not pornography, but I cannot say with 100 percent certainty.

It's not Asian, but the sex scene in Shoot 'Em Up takes place during a Hong Kong-style gunfight with Clive Owen participating in both at the same time.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Cornwind Evil posted:

This will be easier. Some Asian film where there's some crazy sex scene which is basically 'sex if sex was also a low key Dragon Ball Z fight' with a male/female couple. I am fairly sure it is not pornography, but I cannot say with 100 percent certainty.

I think this is Erotic Ghost Story II starring Anthony Wong as a glam sex demon. Might be the first one though with Amy Yip.

The Wong Fei Hung theme plays while they do it, heh.

westborn posted:

There was this popular wire-fu fight/sex scene video years ago of what seemed at the time specifically like a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon parody. Apparently it's actually from a 1994 movie called "A Chinese Torture Chamber Story" - an "erotic black comedy". Maybe that's what you're remembering?

I was wrong, westborn was right, it was A Chinese Torture Chamber Story starring no one I've ever heard of except for Elvis Tsui. A Wong Jing joint so you know it's good. That scene is a parody of wuxia tropes.

moller fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Aug 29, 2020

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
There's this scene in the movie Contact (1997)



And I'm thinking of a scene in another movie that takes place in an extremely similar room (or maybe the exact same set) but while the meeting or hearing is taking place, an explosion happens outside the window on the left. Does anybody know what I'm talking about?

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Lester Shy posted:

There's this scene in the movie Contact (1997)



And I'm thinking of a scene in another movie that takes place in an extremely similar room (or maybe the exact same set) but while the meeting or hearing is taking place, an explosion happens outside the window on the left. Does anybody know what I'm talking about?

It’s a different set, but maaaaybe Homeland?

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

Lester Shy posted:

There's this scene in the movie Contact (1997)



And I'm thinking of a scene in another movie that takes place in an extremely similar room (or maybe the exact same set) but while the meeting or hearing is taking place, an explosion happens outside the window on the left. Does anybody know what I'm talking about?
I couldn't resist

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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DeadMansSuspenders posted:

I couldn't resist

You wanted to take a chance, so you did.

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.
Looking for a british film I think where a professor (philosophy maybe) goes on vacation to a beach house or something and has friends and former lovers over and they just talk about life and stuff.

Could be remembering this wrong. Saw it years ago.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

MisterFister posted:

Looking for a british film I think where a professor (philosophy maybe) goes on vacation to a beach house or something and has friends and former lovers over and they just talk about life and stuff.

Could be remembering this wrong. Saw it years ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter%27s_Friends

Peter's Friends?

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.

Nah, it wasn't a comedy. Think it had a pretty weird name too. And the friends/lovers came over one at a time I seem to recall.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Mindwalk, maybe?
https://boxd.it/HJi

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.

Yes thank you! Ok so i was wrong about a lotnof stuff. Haha

JamOnBread
Jan 12, 2020

I'm trying to remember the name of a movie I watched in college for a film class called History of World Cinema. The movie is possibly Romanian or Polish. It wasn't an old film, but I can't say exactly how recently it was released. It's about some orthodox religious people, one of whom has taken a vow of silence. A woman shows up, and I think she is being hunted (that may not be correct). Eventually the one who took the vow of silence leaves with the woman. I never finished the movie, so sadly that's pretty much all the information I have.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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JamOnBread posted:

I'm trying to remember the name of a movie I watched in college for a film class called History of World Cinema. The movie is possibly Romanian or Polish. It wasn't an old film, but I can't say exactly how recently it was released. It's about some orthodox religious people, one of whom has taken a vow of silence. A woman shows up, and I think she is being hunted (that may not be correct). Eventually the one who took the vow of silence leaves with the woman. I never finished the movie, so sadly that's pretty much all the information I have.

If you remember what college you go to, maybe look up their current History of World Cinema curriculum. These things tend to remain set in stone for years.

Telegnostic
Apr 24, 2008

Jedit posted:

If you remember what college you go to, maybe look up their current History of World Cinema curriculum. These things tend to remain set in stone for years.

I can't remember the name of the college exactly, but I'm pretty sure it was founded in the 1800s in the eastern US. I remember a library with some Greek-looking pillars, or maybe Roman.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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Unfortunately that doesn't really narrow it down.

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug
Back in the late 80s, maybe early-mid 90's I caught parts of a terrible movie on broadcast tv, and it's bugged me ever since. Something in the trashy post-apocalyptic/madmax style, I think mostly a road movie about some weird giant truck, maybe in a convoy traveling thru the barren wasteland between safe zones? I kinda remember there was some sorta terrible vfx shimmery force-shield around at least one of the bases/outposts that raised/lowered to let them out? There were definitely caveman/regressed humans type mutants running around too. I specifically remember the truck had these big black plastic hemispherical (sensor?) domes on the roof, and at one point some mutant throws a big rock down onto the truck from above, smashing the dome and it flops around all busted for at least a few scenes, maybe causing them to dismount and get into a firefight? Our heroes also had a half-breed mutant working with them, I remember a scene where he's seeing the doc and they talk about how his pain levels are constantly off the charts, and maybe something about that's what drives the mutants mad? I think there was something about him getting constant injections to keep the pain tolerable, or to prevent him from reverting too. Aaaaalso some ehhhhh bit about how his unmutated, normal human mom got got by the mutants, and that's where he came from.

Anyway I'm sure it sucks bad, but drat I kinda wanna get some closure, ya know? It felt like a damnation alley, megaforce, exterminators of the year 3000 kinda flick, but isn't any of those. Thanks!

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010
I'm pretty sure I know what you're talking about. It might have been the pilot to a TV show that never got made. If it's the same, one more detail is that everyone had a crystal of a certain color to determine how contaminated/mutated(?) they were. The half-mutant's was black.

Lamanda
Apr 18, 2003

Yeah, this sounds like Island City.


Lamanda fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Sep 7, 2020

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Chairchucker posted:

I think I saw this movie in the 90s or something. I think it was set in a fantasy world. Main character is (I think) royalty, and is being given a bunch of wishes (like on his birthday maybe?) by some member of a fantasy race who I think might also be like a royal adviser or something. EDIT: Main character is young, maybe a teenager. Is male.

It's a set amount of wishes, rather than unlimited. When he makes a wish, the wish granter says 'coo' and the thing instantly happens. Each wish he makes doesn't go how he planned, and he reverses it. Also, at one point he exclaims that he wishes he was dead, and finds himself chilling in the afterlife. I think one of the wishes is he wishes everyone loved him, and he turns into a baby.

When he gets to his last wish, which he botches, it turns out the last wish can't be reversed. I can kinda remember him making some journey, possibly in a flying pram as a result of the baby wish, while a whole bunch of members of the fantasy race constantly chant 'coo' over and over again to power the pram or however it is he's getting there. (This being after he failed to reverse his last wish, I think)

I still have no idea what this is if anyone else has any ideas.

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug

Hell yeah, that's it! Thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xceq1r9yxQ

Budget Dracula
Jun 6, 2007

I've been trying to think where I have seen this scene or if it even existed. I always thought it was from Rambo II but have never been able to find it online. The movie was definitely of that one man army vein of Rambo, Missing in Action, etc...

"The main character is being shown his equipment before a mission. They get to his gun which looks 80's futuristic/tactical because it has a big scope on it. Someone explains to him how fancy/big deal it is in which he scoffs at it noting an AK-47 would be more preferable to where he is going."

I always thought this was from Rambo II because he does load up a gun like that (HK94A3/MP5A3) that even has a the goofy scope. Another reason I thought it was Rambo II is because the quip about not wanting it plays up with him losing it whilst jumping out of the airplane. However, I've never been able to find the scene anywhere so maybe it was from a different film or I dreamt it all up.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Budget Dracula posted:

I've been trying to think where I have seen this scene or if it even existed. I always thought it was from Rambo II but have never been able to find it online. The movie was definitely of that one man army vein of Rambo, Missing in Action, etc...

"The main character is being shown his equipment before a mission. They get to his gun which looks 80's futuristic/tactical because it has a big scope on it. Someone explains to him how fancy/big deal it is in which he scoffs at it noting an AK-47 would be more preferable to where he is going."

I always thought this was from Rambo II because he does load up a gun like that (HK94A3/MP5A3) that even has a the goofy scope. Another reason I thought it was Rambo II is because the quip about not wanting it plays up with him losing it whilst jumping out of the airplane. However, I've never been able to find the scene anywhere so maybe it was from a different film or I dreamt it all up.

Do you ever read Punisher comics? Because I'm fairly certain this is from a Punisher comic.

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Sep 10, 2020

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
Old 60s (or maybe even 50s) space sci fi/horror.

Involves a spaceship crew going down to investigate a signal from a planet.

Aesthetically looks kind of like a more 'horrific' Star Trek episode with harsher purple colouring and lighting at points.

Something separates and drives the cast mad/kills them. I think it might be space vampires?

I think it was a clearly overdubbed movie with an Italian or otherwise European director

I'm pretty sure there was discussion at the time Prometheus came out that it was an inspiration/soft remake of that movie.

I'm not thinking of Forbidden Planet

I think it has a cool Lovecraftian title but I can't be sure

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Mario Bava’s Planet of the Vampires

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

ruddiger posted:

Mario Bava’s Planet of the Vampires

Thank you, that was quick and definitely it

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Looks kind of awesome.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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I feel like this was a James Bond movie. Person gets into a pod, zips along a pneumatic tube to his destination. Pod door opens and a person standing there says "Welcome to Vienna" or maybe he said Austria. He may have followed it up with "Mr. Bond". I could also be imagining or conflating things.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I feel like this was a James Bond movie. Person gets into a pod, zips along a pneumatic tube to his destination. Pod door opens and a person standing there says "Welcome to Vienna" or maybe he said Austria. He may have followed it up with "Mr. Bond". I could also be imagining or conflating things.

The Living Daylights

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Looks kind of awesome.



It is.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Around seven or eight (?) years ago, I watched a movie with some friends that was similar in spirit to Murder By Numbers, except that I think this was a more recent film.

I don't remember anything about this movie except that a main character was a hobbyist who owned a large, Rube Goldberg-esque marble maze. This was meant to show how intelligent they were or how acute an eye they had for detail. This character murdered someone, maybe his wife, and it looked for most of the movie like he got away with it. In the climax of the movie, though, it's revealed that there was some minor detail he overlooked, and it pointed to him being the murderer. Pretty sure the movie begins and ends with a long sequence of a marble traveling through the maze he created.

Did I dream this movie? I'm not sure my friends even remember watching it.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Around seven or eight (?) years ago, I watched a movie with some friends that was similar in spirit to Murder By Numbers, except that I think this was a more recent film.

I don't remember anything about this movie except that a main character was a hobbyist who owned a large, Rube Goldberg-esque marble maze. This was meant to show how intelligent they were or how acute an eye they had for detail. This character murdered someone, maybe his wife, and it looked for most of the movie like he got away with it. In the climax of the movie, though, it's revealed that there was some minor detail he overlooked, and it pointed to him being the murderer. Pretty sure the movie begins and ends with a long sequence of a marble traveling through the maze he created.

Did I dream this movie? I'm not sure my friends even remember watching it.

Sounds like Fracture.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Origami Dali posted:

Sounds like Fracture.

That's it! Thank you. I don't know how I could have forgotten Anthony Hopkins in that.

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Freakazoid_ posted:

I'm looking for a native american documentary. It was on youtube at one point a few years ago, but I think the documentary was a bit older than that, probably shot in the late oughties and probably originally aired on television. The topic was mostly about deconstructing the native american stereotype, contrasting it with the reality that they're just regular people.

It was filmed by a guy who shoots documentaries, but I forgot his name. He's not as famous as the bigger names out there. He's a short, older white guy with kind of a dark and snarky attitude. It's not Louis Theroux.

Out of sheer grit and determination sifting through hundreds of native american documentaries, I finally found what I was looking for.

Inventing the Indian, by Rich Hall.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Live action kids film or show from the 80s or earlier, presumably wizard of oz themed, involved a group of kids and the primary antagonist was a witch who at one point turned one or more of the kids into flying monkeys. I feel like it might possibly have been from Australia or New Zealand.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Freakazoid_ posted:

Out of sheer grit and determination sifting through hundreds of native american documentaries, I finally found what I was looking for.

Inventing the Indian, by Rich Hall.

Rich Hall is not short. But yes, dark and snarky. I like his The Dirty South docu.

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tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Cross posting from ask/tell:


There's a kid's movie I loved from the 80s or 90s. It's animated and has a very striking style, I want to say lots of contrast. In this movie there were a couple of small mammals who had to go on an adventure somewhere, eventually over a mountain. But the whole time they're being chased by a fox. Eventually the fox gets attacked by some large bird on a snowy mountain and it's close to the climax of the movie.

Does anyone know what movie I'm talking about?

Pretty sure this was on VHS.

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