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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
would anyone care for a slice of the forbidden ham

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Memento posted:

would anyone care for a slice of the forbidden ham



Judging by the thickness of their thumb and fingers, I bet there's good eatin' on the person holding that crystal so sure I'll have some long pork! Dibs on the upper arm or a thigh, but we should probably get a solid alibi in place before we commit to murdering someone for their delicious forbidden meat.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Judging by the thickness of their thumb and fingers, I bet there's good eatin' on the person holding that crystal so sure I'll have some long pork! Dibs on the upper arm or a thigh, but we should probably get a solid alibi in place before we commit to murdering someone for their delicious forbidden meat.

good point, also from what I've read "they said it was OK" isn't going to cut it

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Memento posted:

good point, also from what I've read "they said it was OK" isn't going to cut it

Chopper's Pickled Trotters, tasty treats for the whole family.

What's that?

Yeah, "pig", sure.

Fall Dog
Feb 24, 2009
Do you have to help charge the crystal beforehand?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Memento posted:

would anyone care for a slice of the forbidden ham



That's nothin.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Memento posted:

good point, also from what I've read "they said it was OK" isn't going to cut it
In general, any contract or agreement contrary to the law or public policy is unenforceable so any indemnification for the murder preceding the cannibalism is a no-go as might be the subsequent abuse of a corpse or its local equivalent

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Fister Roboto posted:

That's nothin.



What is this?! A Bugle for giants?!

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Parrotine posted:

What's been the pecking order of those things? Is it 1)Seraphim 2) Cherubim 3) Angel

Only thing I know is 1 had a buttload of wings and 2 is a baby that guards Eden with a flaming sword.

Apparently the levels of angel are different in each of the Abrahamic faiths, but there's always nine of them.

According to wiki (I know) the nine choirs in descending order are: Seraphim, Cherubim, Thrones, Dominions, Virtues, Powers, Principalities, Archangels and Angels. And above all of those sits Metatron.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Memento posted:

would anyone care for a slice of the forbidden ham



I want to get one of those rock salt lamps for my bedside but I hear they get really hot. Do they?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Fister Roboto posted:

That's nothin.



Looks like some good chicken at first.

Now I want some good chicken.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I want to get one of those rock salt lamps for my bedside but I hear they get really hot. Do they?
If you buy one specifically from the woo spinners they are made for candles or incandescent lights because something something heat it up and ionize(?!) the salt. But noone stopping you from sticking an LED in.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Yeah just get an LED one, all the pretty lamp with none of the problems

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

RaspberryCommie posted:

Apparently the levels of angel are different in each of the Abrahamic faiths, but there's always nine of them.

According to wiki (I know) the nine choirs in descending order are: Seraphim, Cherubim, Thrones, Dominions, Virtues, Powers, Principalities, Archangels and Angels. And above all of those sits Metatron.

Aren't there Nephilim too?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Desert Bus posted:

Aren't there Nephilim too?

They were the result of angels getting it on with humans and got sloshed in the flood

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Fister Roboto posted:

That's nothin.



mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Lovin these pics of delicious rocky bois

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Is this the one that's in a museum in China?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Bismuth posted:

They were the result of angels getting it on with humans and got sloshed in the flood

That one X-Files episode has a different ending for them.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

That one X-Files episode has a different ending for them.

Was it a happy ending?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/carmichaelsk/status/1299454001096916993

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

RaspberryCommie posted:

Apparently the levels of angel are different in each of the Abrahamic faiths, but there's always nine of them.

According to wiki (I know) the nine choirs in descending order are: Seraphim, Cherubim, Thrones, Dominions, Virtues, Powers, Principalities, Archangels and Angels. And above all of those sits Metatron.

Can Metatron transform into a gun though

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Can Metatron transform into a gun though

No he can transform into the idea of a gun though.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Can Metatron transform into a gun though

You have to be careful around Metatron, because I heard he can give you a burning bush.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Don't cross the streams.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Just reminded me of the very funny, awkward moment when I first met my university english tutor, who asked who we like/disliked as lit influences and I said D.H. Lawrence is just straight up dogshit, I hate that guy and his wanky humorless overblown prose and oops turned out mr. goth silver rings spent his whole academic career writing about how awesome D.H. Lawrence was.


Awk ward...

khysanth
Jun 10, 2009

Still love you, Homar

Beachcomber posted:

Is this the one that's in a museum in China?

It's in Taiwan

50s girl groupon
Jul 17, 2010

I woke up like this

Pookah posted:

Just reminded me of the very funny, awkward moment when I first met my university english tutor, who asked who we like/disliked as lit influences and I said D.H. Lawrence is just straight up dogshit, I hate that guy and his wanky humorless overblown prose and oops turned out mr. goth silver rings spent his whole academic career writing about how awesome D.H. Lawrence was.


Awk ward...

I did this with my creative writing professor. I mentioned that Ezra Pound sucks poo poo and was a horrible fascist. Professor’s life’s work revolved around the goddamn Cantos and I don’t think he ever forgave me.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Pookah posted:

Just reminded me of the very funny, awkward moment when I first met my university english tutor, who asked who we like/disliked as lit influences and I said D.H. Lawrence is just straight up dogshit, I hate that guy and his wanky humorless overblown prose and oops turned out mr. goth silver rings spent his whole academic career writing about how awesome D.H. Lawrence was.


Awk ward...

50s girl groupon posted:

I did this with my creative writing professor. I mentioned that Ezra Pound sucks poo poo and was a horrible fascist. Professor’s life’s work revolved around the goddamn Cantos and I don’t think he ever forgave me.

I had a situation like this, except it was my girlfriend at the time. I guess I didn't know as much about her as I thought, and I mentioned that I hated Samuel Beckett and that 95% of his output was pretentious audience torture that didn't deserve a first glance, let alone a second. Surprise! She had read everything Beckett had ever created and did her thesis on him!

Relationship didn't last that much longer, probably for unrelated issues but I'm sure my opinions on Beckett did not help.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

trapped mouse posted:

I had a situation like this, except it was my girlfriend at the time. I guess I didn't know as much about her as I thought, and I mentioned that I hated Samuel Beckett and that 95% of his output was pretentious audience torture that didn't deserve a first glance, let alone a second. Surprise! She had read everything Beckett had ever created and did her thesis on him!

Relationship didn't last that much longer, probably for unrelated issues but I'm sure my opinions on Beckett did not help.

She made the correct decision. :barf:

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Video Nasty posted:

Look I'm sorry it was the first thing that came to mind but now I can't delete it.



No I'm with it, it's an old friend like the goatman

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

mdemone posted:

She made the correct decision. :barf:

Imagine not liking Waiting for Godot.

You imagine it, I mean, because I can't.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Easily the best two Japanese mascots.
https://twitter.com/mondomascots/status/1299698001783394306?s=20

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Memento posted:

Imagine not liking Waiting for Godot.

You imagine it, I mean, because I can't.

I liked Waiting for Godot fine, which is why I read some of his other stuff, only to find that Waiting for Godot was about the closest thing he made the a real play that wasn't masturbatory performance art.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Funny pictures thread making me feel inadequate just because I know nothing about literature or anything else in life

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

freeedr posted:

Funny pictures thread making me feel inadequate just because I know nothing about literature or anything else in life

Don't worry, friend, you aren't alone.

I read like half a chapter of War and Peace before giving up, and I refuse to believe that anyone has actually read that.




Also, James Joyce is garbage, only redeemed by the Hark! A Vagrant comic

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

trapped mouse posted:

I liked Waiting for Godot fine, which is why I read some of his other stuff, only to find that Waiting for Godot was about the closest thing he made the a real play that wasn't masturbatory performance art.

Oh my god

Johnny Aztec posted:

Also, James Joyce is garbage, only redeemed by the Hark! A Vagrant comic

Oh my god

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