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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Volcott posted:

Shook Nate.

nate on live television flop sweating with the world’s worst headline as he insists “it’s not about the model”

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
I had just had major stomach surgery a few weeks before election 2016 and couldn't drink but had about 15 people over to watch and chat. By like 10pm pst so many people were so drunk and crying. One dude was on the ground just saying over and over again "what am I going to tell Alice" (his daughter) It was surreal. I couldn't drink so I just numbly drove a bunch of people home. I held my nose and voted for Hillary despite hating her out of some dumb loving feeling like I had to but I'm never doing that poo poo again.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


the judges in the kids for cash scandal were/are democrats

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Most of America is irredeemable, lol forever.

Most Americans are alright. We're being held hostage by a minority of old crackers who have jerry rigged every single system in their favor. They're surrounded by a larger number of people who don't understand this or don't care...

Actually, you're right, gently caress this whole place.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Mst3kmann posted:

Comey went on 60 Minutes and said his wife and daughters despise him because he singlehandedly prevented the first woman President being elected

lol

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
that comey bit is funnier because they’re probably wrong and he is much less important and more ineffectual than they think

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

i think its undeniable that the stupid email poo poo tipped things in trumps favor

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

i think not campaigning in vital states tipped things in trumps favor, everyone already knew clinton was dodgy

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

babypolis posted:

i think its undeniable that the stupid email poo poo tipped things in trumps favor

specifically, it was Comey announcing that they were re-opening the investigation into Hillary less than 2 weeks before the election in contradiction of FBI policy while also not bothering to mention that there was a counterintelligence investigation into Trump and others in his campaign lol

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

babypolis posted:

i think its undeniable that the stupid email poo poo tipped things in trumps favor

You'll never get me to buy that. There were no undecided voters to sway, the lines were drawn and entrenched and everyone knew who both Trump and Clinton were. I guess a reminder two weeks before the election of "this is what you're going to get with Clinton" might've done something, but I'll never be convinced it affected any of the people in the places where it would've made the difference.

I think it's wishful thinking on the part of democrats so they don't have to face consequences for their actions. That's what Russiagate is, that's what Occam's Razor would tell us, and it's what I believe.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
same

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
hillary lost because the dems made every idiot move imaginable, hth

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Cerebral Bore posted:

hillary lost because the dems made every idiot move imaginable, hth

America is already great I said to the person who has been unable to find a good job since they lost theirs in 2008, vote for me!

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

belgend posted:

i think not campaigning in vital states tipped things in trumps favor, everyone already knew clinton was dodgy

The race was won on such tight margins that anything that negatively impacted clinton "tipped things in trumps favor". So Comey did it, and her bad campaign strategy did it, and her public fainting did it, and sexism did it, and her dumb deplorables comment did it, and her lack of charisma did it, etc etc.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
keep this thread funny, there are few things less interesting and nothing less funny than 2016 election post mortems

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

comey is a cop and is not to be trusted or lauded but hillary would've blown the 2016 election no matter what

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Bob Dole did viagra commercials like just a few years after he lost his race.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

silicone thrills posted:

Bob Dole did viagra commercials like just a few years after he lost his race.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
https://youtu.be/uxJyPsmEask

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


ask your doctor about electile dysfunction

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

would’ve been cooler if she’d just acknowledged the witchcraft phase

we all go through it

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
just remembered king roy versus ...the RAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt35BYEOlEw

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

LastInLine posted:

You'll never get me to buy that. There were no undecided voters to sway, the lines were drawn and entrenched and everyone knew who both Trump and Clinton were. I guess a reminder two weeks before the election of "this is what you're going to get with Clinton" might've done something, but I'll never be convinced it affected any of the people in the places where it would've made the difference.

I think it's wishful thinking on the part of democrats so they don't have to face consequences for their actions. That's what Russiagate is, that's what Occam's Razor would tell us, and it's what I believe.

i dont buy the no undecided voters thing when the polls were swinging widly between clinton +10 and clinton +2. I think there were a lot of people who were demoralized by the never ending trump scandals but still looking for any reason not to vote for hillary

but anyways not too derail too much, heres some funny politics poo poo

https://twitter.com/djpalardy/status/689224151584886784

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

I’m not a witch…

…I’m you.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
if she’s not a witch but she is me, does that make her a shapeshifter or a doppelgänger

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

silicone thrills posted:

I had just had major stomach surgery a few weeks before election 2016 and couldn't drink but had about 15 people over to watch and chat. By like 10pm pst so many people were so drunk and crying. One dude was on the ground just saying over and over again "what am I going to tell Alice" (his daughter) It was surreal. I couldn't drink so I just numbly drove a bunch of people home. I held my nose and voted for Hillary despite hating her out of some dumb loving feeling like I had to but I'm never doing that poo poo again.

hahahhaa this sucks

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

michael avenatti

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
death bed mueller report

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
my succlib coworker who had previously been a republican right up until trump was absolutely bananas for the mueller report

like ranting and raving and all IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

gently caress DT for making this man look magnanimous and graceful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOgwJ9uAMQ

He does get so much more likeable and cute as time goes on:

(Fool me once, etc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ6N-sb7SVQ

I got a good chuckle just now seeing this many years later-- the way his look changes when he realizes he doesn't actually know the whole thing. lol

"Fool me once ... Shame on ..." *grips the podium*

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

One More Fat Nerd posted:

The race was won on such tight margins that anything that negatively impacted clinton "tipped things in trumps favor". So Comey did it, and her bad campaign strategy did it, and her public fainting did it, and sexism did it, and her dumb deplorables comment did it, and her lack of charisma did it, etc etc.

if you lose an extremely tight race and you made clear mistakes then those are what caused you to lose because that's what you had control over

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
daddy's comeys

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

all those people who got mueller related tattoos and the people making money off mueller-related Content (i think Mueller She Wrote is still going?)

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Buff shirtless mueller wearing a tie

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


moist turtleneck posted:

Buff shirtless mueller wearing a tie

The Krassensteins

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
the hilarious fan fiction the gop folks were trotting our during :shillary:‘s Benghazi deposition were pretty fun

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

sat on my keys! posted:

all those people who got mueller related tattoos and the people making money off mueller-related Content (i think Mueller She Wrote is still going?)
https://www.npr.org/2019/03/05/700175470/elderly-trump-critics-await-muellers-report-sometimes-until-their-last-breath

quote:

Mitchell Tendler began to fade. He had outlived two implantable defibrillators and was on his third. The devices had kept him alive but now posed a problem for the medical imaging he needed in the hospital. Doctors gave him some painkillers, and then he had a final thought.

"It just was quiet for a little while," Walter Tendler recounted, "and then he just sits up in bed halfway and looks at me and he goes, 'S***, I'm not going to see the Mueller report, am I?' And that was really the last coherent thing that he said."

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
that’s never gonna make me laugh, unlike just thinking about Pete Buttigieg’s disgusting conservatism and ambition

I really wonder why he thought he couldn’t get farther as a log cabin republican

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

belgend posted:

i think not campaigning in vital states tipped things in trumps favor, everyone already knew clinton was dodgy

No, literally everything you heard about Hillary that you don't like is the fruit of a decades-long campaign by Republicans to smear her!

What do you mean I didn't even ask what you disliked about her? Whatever it was, it was Republicans! No good-faith criticism of Hillary can come from anywhere! EVER!

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

El_Elegante posted:

that’s never gonna make me laugh, unlike just thinking about Pete Buttigieg’s disgusting conservatism and ambition

I really wonder why he thought he couldn’t get farther as a log cabin republican

pete saying he'd not be gay if he could on live tv in front of his husband

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