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Rigel: Nov 11, 2016

When are the regularly-scheduled socialist purity tests going to begin? I may need to study so I don't get purged.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:30

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HallelujahLee: May 3, 2009

Technically it was 148 coercer 2's there were 47 sitting in hanger 2 I think

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:31

ThatEvilOne: Aug 25, 2020; get that money, sculptor

esto es malo posted:

tbf more people joined groon than left during this pants making GBS threads debacle, and its just a matter of a new corp being made

Did anyone really even leave? There was no mass exodus

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:32

Sarmhan: Nov 1, 2011

ThatEvilOne posted:

Did anyone really even leave? There was no mass exodus

Nope. I saw ~2 people duck out but there was no mass exodus or drama in general chat. Just a couple of sad goonfuckers.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:33

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

The Shortest Path posted:

still just the one as far as I know.

Well I think it has been Moose and Dom Joly I saw mentioned in Announcements so far

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:36

Sarmhan: Nov 1, 2011

Rust Martialis posted:

Well I think it has been Moose and Dom Joly I saw mentioned in Announcements so far

Same person.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:36

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Rust Martialis posted:

Well I think it has been Moose and Dom Joly I saw mentioned in Announcements so far

you mean the guy who got banned for doxing someone? good riddance

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:38

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

Rust Martialis posted:

Well I think it has been Moose and Dom Joly I saw mentioned in Announcements so far

Moose is Dom Joly's discord ID.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:38

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Rigel posted:

When are the regularly-scheduled socialist purity tests going to begin? I may need to study so I don't get purged.

I think the most overblown parts of yesterday's drama failed to materialize.

Ed: I agree certain players would indeed like nothing more than to purge the filthy 'centrists' but I don't think any of them are in a position to do anything about it

Rust Martialis fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Aug 31, 2020

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:38

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Ein Sexmonster posted:

Same person.

Oh, didn't know, thanks!

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:39

Brendan Rodgers: Jun 11, 2014

Pharnakes and Tremek's entire point is just the "so much for the tolerant left" Hitler meme. Absolutely pathetic. At least Valador seemed to have a kind of goal.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:40

Kabuki Shipoopi: Jun 22, 2007; If I fall, you don't get the head, right? If you lose the head, you're fucked!

Famethrowa posted:

so once people are done throwing themselves on the carpet and having a melty, where should I be joining so I can start my manufacturing career

Contact Kris about joining [MEAN]. There should be info about this process in the discord.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:41

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Rust Martialis posted:

I think the most overblown parts of yesterday's drama failed to materialize.

Ed: I agree certain players would indeed like nothing more than to purge the filthy 'centrists' but I don't think any of them are in a position to do anything about it

i dont think anyone even thinks that tbh

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:49

Touchdown Boy: Apr 1, 2007; I saw my friend there out on the field today, I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way."

Radio Free Kobold posted:

one week. it took one week. this didn't even last as long as valfleet

Valador sends his regards...?

ps No one wants to purge anyone. The people saying that ironically left by themselves and are now kicking people from Groon who they dont know... make of that what you will.

Touchdown Boy fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Aug 31, 2020

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:50

Sub Rosa: Jun 9, 2010

Rust Martialis posted:

I agree certain players would indeed like nothing more than to purge the filthy 'centrists' but I don't think any of them are in a position to do anything about it

A lot of people with really lovely beliefs mask that with a public position of centrism and a cry of please-no-politics. Part of the charm of even mild socialist branding is that it tends to make them expose themselves. No chill.

Anyone who can be chill and wants to blow up fascist spaceships with other goons is welcome. No pop quizzes on State and Revolution are actually going to happen.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:54

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

I just want to kick anyone that gets super heated and pissed off about socialist branding. Like that shouldn't be a thing for leadership of Goons.

My entire goal is to piss off pubbies with us being a bunch of socialists. Its glorious drama.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:58

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Khris Kruel posted:

I just want to kick anyone that gets super heated and pissed off about socialist branding. Like that shouldn't be a thing for leadership of Goons.

My entire goal is to piss off pubbies with us being a bunch of socialists. Its glorious drama.

we're supposed to harvest drama from pubbies, not each other! :gonk:

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:00

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Purity test question 1; do you fear jazz?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:01

Touchdown Boy: Apr 1, 2007; I saw my friend there out on the field today, I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way."

Radio Free Kobold posted:

we're supposed to harvest drama from pubbies, not each other!

Unfortunately some of us are pubbies these days it seems. Being called a Goon isnt what it used to be.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:04

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Purity test question 2; which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:07

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Radio Free Kobold posted:

Purity test question 2; which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:08

Sarmhan: Nov 1, 2011

esto es malo posted:

Why thank you I *am* cool.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:09

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

these are definitely real btw i had some in iceland

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:12

rocketrobot: Jul 11, 2003

Pharnakes posted:

And the winner of the 101 coercers is Stormdog, contract will go up as soon as I land in Amarr.

Well, this is a fortunate win as I lost a coercer II while talking to Stormdog. (I don't need another one though, give it to someone new).

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:12

JagerNinja: Sep 13, 2011; Steely-eyed Missile of a Man

Khris Kruel posted:

I just want to kick anyone that gets super heated and pissed off about socialist branding. Like that shouldn't be a thing for leadership of Goons.

My entire goal is to piss off pubbies with us being a bunch of socialists. Its glorious drama.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:19

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Pharnakes posted:

So as has doubtless trickled through by now I will not be handing over the Groon name.

What I am going to do is take Groon and gently caress off with it to be well, Groon. Anyone who I've flown with is welcome to message me and ask to come if you want, there will be 0 leadership and the only rule is effort is ban able. To this end I will be kicking everyone I don't immediately recognise, I am sorry you will get a 24 hour timer over this but you would get that anyway when you left, so might as well start the clock ticking asap.

Now there is a slight question of what to do with the 101 coercers siting in hangar 3. I'm assuming hangar 4 has already been emptied y you guys anyway. After putting in 10 seconds though to the matter I have decided to contract all of them to one name picked at complete random out of the corp list and let them decide, whoever they are.

To be clear I am not asking anyone to come,only offering, I have no ambitions to anything, do not come if you want to have sov or rule anything or do anything other than chase miners in low sec and die to gate guns.

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You went from greatness for kicking down Valadors sand castle to this.......

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:21

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

NGC773 posted:

You went from greatness for kicking down Valadors sand castle to this.......

The cycle of goonfucker and goonfucked continues.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:22

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

you either die a hero or live long enough to become a corp thief

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:24

nutri: Sep 7, 2010

Maybe a pubbie corp is the way to go for a bit. Not that fun having the corp poo poo the bed every week.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:27

Xaesar: Aug 28, 2020

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:31

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nutri posted:

Maybe a pubbie corp is the way to go for a bit. Not that fun having the corp poo poo the bed every week.

Goons don't need to dominate the game straight away. Time for goons to go back to Syndicate, build up, learn the game, get some non-goonfuck leadership, then try and piss off the rest of the game when taking space. In EO goons took several iterations before things settled.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:33

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

The good thing is that as people self-select out of the group, the people that are left are more focused on the goal.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:34

PleasantDirge: Sep 7, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT HOW NOT BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD IS JUST LIKE BEING A JEW AT A NAZI GATHERING BECAUSE I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO NOT BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND WHEN PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT IS JUST LIKE GENOCIDE

orange juche posted:

The good thing is that as people self-select out of the group, the people that are left are more focused on the goal.

Yeah just tell me where to go to follow Kris and the jazz shark because from what I can see out of the last 8-9 ppl that are no longer with us *HONK!* nothing of value was lost. Looking forward to choot more space chips, glad I'm holding onto my own ore and PI until I can give it to kris directly

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:40

Jaxic: Aug 26, 2020

This is some next level stuff...

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:41

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Xaesar posted:

J4G trying to get your post count up?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:43

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

New Corp [HAUS] Grover Haus has been created for overflow. Check discord (in the op) for more info. We still control XBUX and will continue to make new corps as needed. It�s unfortunate that one person has decided to make life for the average goon difficult, but we now have leaders who have actually led goons in other games and are significantly less likely to break down in under a week.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:44