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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




PleasantDirge posted:

Yeah just tell me where to go to follow Kris and the jazz shark because from what I can see out of the last 8-9 ppl that are no longer with us *HONK!* nothing of value was lost. Looking forward to choot more space chips, glad I'm holding onto my own ore and PI until I can give it to kris directly

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ThatEvilOne
Aug 25, 2020

get that money, sculptor

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




orange juche posted:

The good thing is that as people self-select out of the group, the people that are left are more focused on the goal.

i don't even know what the goal is!

Khris Kruel
Nov 5, 2003

Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

Radio Free Kobold posted:

i don't even know what the goal is!

piss off chuds and nazis and build a home for goons

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



Radio Free Kobold posted:

i don't even know what the goal is!

Upset pubbies by existing.

Get into good ships.

Blow up pubbies for existing.

Drink pubbie tears.

kirtar
Sep 11, 2011

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Foehammer007 posted:

just be band of brothers

Band of Backstabbers would be more fitting to present events since we can't seem to go a week without one.

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
also if you aren't in Jazz's discord, its a must join. Love them there

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

New Corp [HAUS] Grover Haus

what's the eve universe equivalent of the Great Dismal Swamp

kaizier
Jul 21, 2004

orange juche posted:

The good thing is that as people self-select out of the group, the people that are left are more focused on the goal.

Goal? I am just here for the space hookers and blow and to repeat the same lame lines over and over. Maybe because I am a space robot.

kaizier
Jul 21, 2004

Lutha Mahtin posted:

what's the eve universe equivalent of the Great Dismal Swamp

Jita

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




i'm just going to leave this here in case we need it later

PleasantDirge
Sep 7, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT HOW NOT BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD IS JUST LIKE BEING A JEW AT A NAZI GATHERING BECAUSE I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO NOT BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND WHEN PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT IS JUST LIKE GENOCIDE

Foehammer007 posted:

also if you aren't in Jazz's discord, its a must join. Love them there

Please to link?

Keegers
Aug 11, 2014



How long till Kris goonfucks us by being a fake space socialist? Record to beat is 1 week. I'm hoping with a few skips recently discovered the new wr can get down to under 48 hours.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Keegers posted:

How long till Kris goonfucks us by being a fake space socialist? Record to beat is 1 week. I'm hoping with a few skips recently discovered the new wr can get down to under 48 hours.

If Kris goonfucks I would be extremely upset, because from what games I've played with Kris, he's an extremely upstanding goon who just loves to upset pubbies and wreck their game in the most inventive ways.

He figures out how to break the game over his knee and it's great to watch, even better to participate in.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

One of the upcoming daily login bonuses is a Battlecruiser skill. Will that require me to be at tech level 7 to use it? I won't get to that level until well after I get the item.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Lutha Mahtin posted:

One of the upcoming daily login bonuses is a Battlecruiser skill. Will that require me to be at tech level 7 to use it? I won't get to that level until well after I get the item.

I think the Battlecruiser is a Tech level 0 ship, so you can use it even without being Tech 7.

Khris Kruel
Nov 5, 2003

Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

if I wanted to quit I would just hand everything and my wallet over to someone, and the spreadsheets.

It's just loving pixels people

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Seriously though, this perfectly encapsulates the speeches given by people who have bailed from the group while snatching assets along the way

https://twitter.com/dril/status/873264183281889281?s=20

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


orange juche posted:

If Kris goonfucks I would be extremely upset, because from what games I've played with Kris, he's an extremely upstanding goon who just loves to upset pubbies and wreck their game in the most inventive ways.

He figures out how to break the game over his knee and it's great to watch, even better to participate in.

Yeah while we were falling all over ourselves for the last few weeks Kris was putting together what is now the heart of goon industry.

I can also vouch that kris has been fun to play with in other games and is dedicated to breaking games for the benefit of goons.

PleasantDirge posted:

Please to link?

It’s in the op: https://discord.gg/a6r69uf

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
everything that has happened appears to be the stupidest goddamn pointless poo poo, and I think it's making me want to join even more

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

orange juche posted:

I think the Battlecruiser is a Tech level 0 ship, so you can use it even without being Tech 7.

I'm talking about the skill chip. The day 21 Omega bonus is a skill chip for level 4 Battlecruiser Command, which my skill page says is a T7 skill.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Lutha Mahtin posted:

I'm talking about the skill chip. The day 21 Omega bonus is a skill chip for level 4 Battlecruiser Command, which my skill page says is a T7 skill.

Oh, you should be able to eat the chip without being T7 (unless they've patched it, as it's worked on lower tier skills for me), it also will allow you to train the Battlecruiser Command skill once that is done. I am unsure if this is a bug or intended behavior.

Though, you should be at T7 by the time 21 days has passed anyways, as long as you don't let the queue run dry.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Lutha Mahtin posted:

I'm talking about the skill chip. The day 21 Omega bonus is a skill chip for level 4 Battlecruiser Command, which my skill page says is a T7 skill.

It may not let you use it until you hit t7, or it may let you do it anyway as an exception and just not let you train the skill further. The 30 day omega bonus reward is a battlecruiser with T0 requirements so that may be a special bonus thing for people who aren't T7 yet to use battlecruisers anyway.

Fajita Queen fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Aug 31, 2020

DRWN
Aug 29, 2020

Lutha Mahtin posted:

One of the upcoming daily login bonuses is a Battlecruiser skill. Will that require me to be at tech level 7 to use it? I won't get to that level until well after I get the item.

Its day 29, you should be able to get to T7 by then if not then you will be very close.

Tarrif
Jul 29, 2004

I quit [GROON] as recommended... and now what? I'm an industry Goon that has been in and out of the various corps of the week. Can anyone point me to a legitimate Goon corp that industry focused and isn't going to collapse like a dying star at the end of the week? Or any corp for that matter, not just industry based. I'll take anything at this point to be honest.

ThatEvilOne
Aug 25, 2020

get that money, sculptor

Dont forget netease likes to poo poo the bed and dump hundreds of thousands of skill points on us as an apology.

Starkk
Dec 31, 2008


Tarrif posted:

I quit [GROON] as recommended... and now what? I'm an industry Goon that has been in and out of the various corps of the week. Can anyone point me to a legitimate Goon corp that industry focused and isn't going to collapse like a dying star at the end of the week? Or any corp for that matter, not just industry based. I'll take anything at this point to be honest.

[MEAN] Means of Production is our industry corp led by Kris.

Khris Kruel
Nov 5, 2003

Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

most of the work is tech 6 related, and we're having trouble finding people who can run tech 6 blueprints...it's basically just me.

I let others run tech 5 or below as much as possible.

twigplant
Jun 9, 2009

You're asking me to believe in sentient meat.
A perfect snapshot of the current state of things:

NaanViolence
Mar 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

orange juche posted:

If Kris goonfucks I would be extremely upset, because from what games I've played with Kris, he's an extremely upstanding goon who just loves to upset pubbies and wreck their game in the most inventive ways.

He figures out how to break the game over his knee and it's great to watch, even better to participate in.

This is some pretty excessive bootlicking.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
I've established [2BG] Two Bad Gamers as the new hot up and coming corporation. The rules are as follows:

1. 0% tax. In three months we're going to skip out on the mortgage like those furniture wholesalers who are always holding Going Out of Business sales.
2. Unofficial headquarters is in Jita. Queues are good for the soul.
3. Industry is forbidden. If I see anyone flying so much as a Venture Trainer I will unload on you like you're my therapist.
4. My brother, House of the Dad, is our in-corp deacon and will be holding mandatory services on Sunday at 9:00 UTC.
5. Only myself and my aforementioned brother are allowed in the corporation.

I expect us to make it to Friday without some major leadership shakeup. Wish us luck!

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



NaanViolence posted:

This is some pretty excessive bootlicking.

:gb2CSPAM:

Kabuki Shipoopi
Jun 22, 2007

If I fall, you don't get the head, right? If you lose the head, you're fucked!

As far as making pubbies angry goes, I don't think they give a poo poo about our gimmick, even though goose based socialism is hilarious. *HONK*

What will piss them off is us ruining the game for them in one way or another. Be it by welping ships in highsec ganking, controlling the economy, or something like infiltration of their corps and basically doing to them what we've done to ourselves. The whole reason goons became what they are in eve, was exploiting PvP mechanics and making GBS threads all over guys who took the game too seriously. Starfleet Dental in sto did this with glorious precision and talent.

We should just have fun, build our infrastructure, and wait and see who thinks they're king poo poo of gently caress mountain, then honk all over their asses in local while they watch their efforts burn. :getin: Our image Means nothing if we can't back up our shenanigans with coordination and the might of our flock.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



NaanViolence posted:

This is some pretty excessive bootlicking.

Seriously I don't want to bring your cspam posting into the light but wow you have some loving whoppers in there. Get the gently caress out :frogout:

DRWN
Aug 29, 2020



[HAUS] Grover Haus
[MEAN] Means of Production
[XBUX] Ten Dollar Bond

Join us today, comrades!

DRWN fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Aug 31, 2020

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



DRWN posted:



[HAUS] Grover Haus
[MEAN] Means of Production
[XBUX] Ten Dollar Bond

Join us today, comrades!

Also, Darwin, someone needs to let you know about the saga of Grover Haus

https://twitter.com/3liza/status/891475977183739905

Keegers
Aug 11, 2014



Some pubbie made a news vid with a drama update from goonswarm... He already is behind on the recent unfolding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N0YgICanQY&t=304s

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
How many interations of a Goon corp is this? Games been out not even a month.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Popete posted:

How many interations of a Goon corp is this? Games been out not even a month.

There are 7 corporations purporting to be a Goon corp of some kind (with "Goon" somewhere in the name), and a goon-themed alliance. We are in none of them.

Rigel fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Aug 31, 2020

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Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

[HONK] Goosefleet is now live.

Someone please be an officer so I can login as little as possible.

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