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I think it can be summed up nicely with "He's hosed up."
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Have we mentioned the hero who toted his printer five miles on foot for some frigid ingrate?
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Sep 1, 2020 22:28
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Greedo Butthole Psychosis Saga
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Sep 1, 2020 22:33
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Two Worlds and I were AIM friends when I was an older teenager, and to be perfectly honest, he didn't try to pull any of that weird poo poo with me. When I found out about all the TW stuff, I asked him if it was true, he admitted it was, and then I pretty much ghosted him. I feel very lucky.
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Sep 1, 2020 22:57
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I love this thread because it's just so batshit crazy. Should be goldmined.
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Sep 1, 2020 23:11
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I’ve always got the greedo pic at the ready. Maclunkey indeed
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RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:I’ve always got the greedo pic at the ready. Maclunkey indeed So I know it's a funny pic, but that's weird man.
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Wayne Gretzky's balls are worth reposting, purely down to the effort he put into it.
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RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:I’ve always got the greedo pic at the ready. Maclunkey indeed Whatcha gonna do with all that junk All that junk, inside maclunk
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I always shoot firstLen posted:So I know it's a funny pic, but that's weird man. I am online to the point that I am relatively unrelatable
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Sep 1, 2020 23:24
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I don’t know if it can really be considered a saga, but I loved the GBS thread where everyone posted their cell phone numbers and people were getting signed up for all kinds of SMS alerts. Someone sent me a video of them shooting liquid poo poo out of their B-hole and I ended up befriending some crazy Goon that grew poppies to brew poppy tea and claimed to know the Goatse guy IRL. It was crazy.
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Sep 1, 2020 23:32
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GaiaFag posted:some crazy Goon that grew poppies to brew poppy tea One of the better lesser-known TCC sagas was when people realized that you could buy dried poppies that were sold for decoration online and then boil them to make a strong opioid tea incredibly cheaply, and then after everyone got addicted and built up a really high tolerance the online stores stopped selling them and everyone in the thread started suffering from horrible withdrawal and losing their minds from being forced to go cold turkey with no warning.
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Sep 2, 2020 00:18
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That sounds made up, but not out of the realm of possibility
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Sep 2, 2020 00:45
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It made me laugh, nobody let me know if it isn't real.
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Sep 2, 2020 00:46
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Diarrhea and cramps is much funnier than overdose deaths, so I’ll allow it
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This thread is an incredible trip
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I was facebook friends with Two Worlds for ages before and during the previously mentioned saga. Most of the time he was fine, but sometimes he would post incredibly inappropriate comments on my photos. I deleted them when I saw them and he never once asked why. Eventually he unfriended me because I was "dating some guy". Cool  I do wonder about him sometimes, I hope he's better now.
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Sep 2, 2020 02:22
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Captain Hygiene posted:It made me laugh, nobody let me know if it isn't real. it’s 100% real I tried it out but I didn’t order from their preferred vendor (Sharon) and the pods were bunk, they just gave me diarrhea
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Sep 2, 2020 03:51
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I was fairly certain it was a legit goon saga since it ended in pooping
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Sep 2, 2020 03:57
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Empty Sandwich posted:Zoofights! I don't have links, and most of the pics are lost to the Waffle collapse. Zoofights was incredible - up until it turned into hundreds of pages of people roleplaying, that is.
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TCC exists as a better anti-drug PSA than anything DARE could ever dream of.
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Flying Zamboni posted:Can't forget the guy who came into The Imp Zone to share his very cool Fire Emblem Reverse Recruitment Hack. this thread is absolutely incredible wow
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Who the hell is "Someone that is banned", a user who has zero posts, whose permaban links to a thread where apparently only some people could see their posts and their name was quoted as being a non-breaking space, who has -24 posts but is somehow on 3648 people's ignore lists and 683 people's buddy lists (in the top 5 users of all-time for both)?????
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Persiflagist posted:Who the hell is "Someone that is banned", a user who has zero posts, whose permaban links to a thread where apparently only some people could see their posts and their name was quoted as being a non-breaking space, who has -24 posts but is somehow on 3648 people's ignore lists and 683 people's buddy lists (in the top 5 users of all-time for both)????? If I remember right they had a name with some kind of illegal character in it that wrecked the forum
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That sounds like the intersection of a few kinds of forums fuckery. In this case, it was entirely because of their username.
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Sep 2, 2020 07:11
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I got back into SWTOR recently and there are so many of the Greedo aliens in that game! And every time I see one I think of this!!
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Sleeveless posted:One of the better lesser-known TCC sagas was when people realized that you could buy dried poppies that were sold for decoration online and then boil them to make a strong opioid tea incredibly cheaply, and then after everyone got addicted and built up a really high tolerance the online stores stopped selling them and everyone in the thread started suffering from horrible withdrawal and losing their minds from being forced to go cold turkey with no warning. They also bought poppy seeds from some nuts and candy supplier since they had a bunch of full-strength seeds (unwashed or something) that ended up seeing a giant uptick in their poppy seed sales and cranked the price up. I think that was what they turned to after the decorative poppies dried up.
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RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:Have we mentioned the hero who toted his printer five miles on foot for some frigid ingrate? I don't think that was actually posted on SA originally, but they were definitely adopted as an honorary goon.
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Sep 2, 2020 16:35
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Much like Superman, despite his alienness he was the most goon of us all.
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There was the one dude that posted about meowing like a cat and crawling out of the room whenever a woman wanted to have sex with him. Whatever happened to that goon?
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Moon Slayer posted:I don't think that was actually posted on SA originally, but they were definitely adopted as an honorary goon. It was borky (rip) who posted that. borky posted:A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. “Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I’ll help you, I’m all yours,” I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can’t open it. It’s made in Microsoft Publisher and I don’t have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room. Riotgrrill has a new favorite as of 02:27 on Sep 3, 2020 |
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Sep 2, 2020 16:48
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Oh well nevermind. Now he's just... I don't know, Captain America?
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Wait is he really dead? Also, rereading I can't tell if he means "loose female acquaintance" as "we're not close" or "this vapid slut will surely put out hugs"
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holy poo poo I remember refreshing the page because needo the greedo then suddenly it poked its little head in
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Aphrodite posted:Oh well nevermind. A crypto-nazi? On the SomethingAwful.com forums?? Famethrowa posted:holy poo poo I remember refreshing the page because needo the greedo then suddenly it poked its little head in *boop!*
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Sleeveless posted:One of the better lesser-known TCC sagas was when people realized that you could buy dried poppies that were sold for decoration online and then boil them to make a strong opioid tea incredibly cheaply, and then after everyone got addicted and built up a really high tolerance the online stores stopped selling them and everyone in the thread started suffering from horrible withdrawal and losing their minds from being forced to go cold turkey with no warning. Got a link to this by any chance? That tea absolutely works, or did, I have a non goon friend who used to make it occasionally with dried poppies from the nyc flower district.
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Famethrowa posted:holy poo poo I remember refreshing the page because needo the greedo then suddenly it poked its little head in pop goes the greedo
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I remember printer goon referring to the panties as a horrific sight too.
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HopperUK posted:I remember printer goon referring to the panties as a horrific sight too. Yeah that's the one I remember as well, didn't read the one I posted since I was in a rush, so I amended it there because it's far funnier.
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Flying Zamboni posted:Can't forget the guy who came into The Imp Zone to share his very cool Fire Emblem Reverse Recruitment Hack. it's so good every time
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