Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


/thinking back to carnivale

uh, I absolutely do not want to see a nancy pelosi blowout

edit: its because i really don't want to see her ed balls

Spergin Morlock has issued a correction as of 22:36 on Sep 1, 2020

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

gregday posted:

the . com is for communist you se



:thunk:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



MadJackal posted:

TRUNMKLOP deserves to have a stroke that makes him aphasic.

It would be proof that God exists, the rainbow after the flood.

trdup would probably have a massive stroke that makes him talk like a normal person and never even bring up soup bags

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

nice heels mr president

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 355 days!
Can't have strokes if theres not enough brain matter to gum up

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Liberals liberals LIBERALS

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/DanThorn_/status/1300909587638280194?s=20

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/thrashermag/status/1300443508889718784?s=21

karen is impressed lmfao

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/christopherjmi/status/1300897453110108160

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

can't wait to learn how much the RNC spent on antifa.com in the next FEC report

biden: see folks? donald trump created antifa

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

what the heck is a blow-out

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Reality Protester posted:

what the heck is a blow-out

it's when one team runs up the score on the other team just like the republicans do on the democrats

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

correct

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I had never seen original until now

https://twitter.com/ryantheleader_/status/1300895874483068928?s=20

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
erything is stupid and i hate it and i wish i was dead

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



love to illegally solicit foreign campaign donations

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




yes i'm aware of dudes on twitter who like to make a big performance out of not knowing terminology for Woman Stuff and can't just google it if they're legitimately curious




Reality Protester posted:

what the heck is a blow-out

yes i'm aware of dudes on twitter who like to make a big performance out of not knowing terminology for Woman Stuff and can't just google it if they're legitimately curious

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case



speaker pelosi banned from local red robin
manager says she did an "absolute paint job" in women's restroom

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 355 days!
hes so charming, thank you lorne

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

no poo poo really? did reporters just now figure this out?

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

DrPossum posted:

erything is stupid and i hate it and i wish i was dead

Sounds like you've been reading my resume.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

love to illegally solicit foreign campaign donations

fairly well established that, yes, trump does love doing this

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol every single person with money is doing that exact same poo poo. half the reason we shut down is so rich assholes could sneak into places like that and live normally without the diseased masses threatening them.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



haha, stuff that women do is so frivolous and unimportant that i'll put on a big show of how smart i am for not knowing what it is

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

tacodaemon posted:

yes i'm aware of dudes on twitter who like to make a big performance out of not knowing terminology for Woman Stuff and can't just google it if they're legitimately curious


yes i'm aware of dudes on twitter who like to make a big performance out of not knowing terminology for Woman Stuff and can't just google it if they're legitimately curious

I know it's a hair thing but I have no idea what it actually is

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

tenderjerk posted:

hes so charming, thank you lorne

https://twitter.com/seinfeld2000/status/663398271205965824?lang=en

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 355 days!

Gripweed posted:

I know it's a hair thing but I have no idea what it actually is
Heh. Dude much?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this is a change from the normal "democrat gets a haircut" scandal in that it involves a woman this time

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I think it's reasonable for men to not know women's hair care terms. I mean, how would they pick up the term outside of being told what it means by a woman?

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

A blowout treatment is a hair service that give guests voluminous and glossy hair with the option to add some soft curls or keep it straight. Typically cheesewhiz is not involved at salons for women.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Gripweed posted:

I think it's reasonable for men to not know women's hair care terms. I mean, how would they pick up the term outside of being told what it means by a woman?

i think it's reasonable for you to read what i actually said, which is that it is stupid to put on a big show of not knowing what it means, in a context where it's abundantly clear that it's a beauty salon thing, when you have the option of not posting about it

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




the very necessary armed haircut protests from two months ago suddenly just going away like covid

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



tulop

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol i just found out it's actually trump and not an impersonator in that vid. i dont watch snl

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Jesse_Hirsch/status/1300887092181037056

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Spa_Eng/status/1300909014155485185

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
trump's bad hair happened way back in the 80s when his brain was still semi-functional so he was able to absorb it into his personality long ago and knows its a joke

he should try making fun of biden's hairplugs. i bet joe would get really mad about it.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sure why not

Gaupo Guacho
Aug 5, 2010

by Pragmatica
trump is so extra. epic fail.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

this theead is a blow out

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply