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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

OwlFancier posted:

Truly, it is indeed, scatman's world.

finally

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/e10rowley/status/1300979928146612224?s=21

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

How is that not a Michel Gondry music video?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/naythaaann/status/1300598750885425152?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/N0_face_no_name/status/1300853077243723776

I am going to take this poster's word for this and I suggest you do the same.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

oh good Dianachat is over

https://twitter.com/i_Lean/status/1300661770005049346

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

https://twitter.com/MariahCarey/status/1300927716225699852

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


uvar posted:

Why wait? We already had the technology


Dear God, Whhy?

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

It's what happens when you slice into the heads of some of the less popular cousins from Katamari Damacy. All the way to the other end. Like a stick of rock.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1299084318699122690?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/BitterOldPunk/status/1300212254454034439?s=20

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Thread is full of people thinking that Mariah Carey is being serious and agreeing with her

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Phosphine posted:

Relatedly, I do remember being annoyed that class was interrupted because of 9/11. Sure, it was news, but it wasn't "drop what you're doing to hear about it now"-news, nothing would be different had we heard about it on the evening news instead.
You got out of doing classwork and that annoyed you? :crossarms:


Fatty Crabcakes posted:

I was a "Where did Christa McAuliffe take her vacation?"-age awful little poo poo, but somewhere around "under the sink, next to the comet" my sensibilities began to evolve

tactlessbastard posted:

No, no, I said a BUD light :haw:

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

She left her Head and Shoulders on the beach

Pilchenstein posted:

Did you see they let Fred West off? Turns out he didn't kill anybody, he just bought his topsoil at Lockerbie.

beefnoodle posted:

My favorite of all time was "Denver Nuggets Over Golden State"
These are all completely incomprehensible to me. I tried googling some of them and got nothing.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Tiggum posted:

These are all completely incomprehensible to me. I tried googling some of them and got nothing.

I was a "Where did Christa McAuliffe take her vacation?"-age awful little poo poo, but somewhere around "under the sink, next to the comet"
Astronaut:Died in space in the Challenger Space Shuttle Disaster. Comet is a brand of cleaner and also found in space.

Did you see they let Fred West off? Turns out he didn't kill anybody, he just bought his topsoil at Lockerbie.
Fred West: Mass murderer who buried some of his victims in the garden
Lockerbie: air disaster where a plane was bombed midair and the wreckage (and victims) scattered across the Lockerbie landscape

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/dril/status/490366979749216256?s=21

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



Tiggum posted:

These are all completely incomprehensible to me. I tried googling some of them and got nothing.

Do you know what kind of wood doesn't float?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Skutter posted:

Do you know what kind of wood doesn't float?

Apparently it's called lignum vitae, but I'm guessing that's not the answer you were looking for. :shrug:

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Tiggum posted:

Apparently it's called lignum vitae, but I'm guessing that's not the answer you were looking for. :shrug:

Not vitae at all in fact.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/ArmyOfMeat/status/1300799569253416960

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

Tiggum posted:

You got out of doing classwork and that annoyed you? :crossarms:

These are all completely incomprehensible to me. I tried googling some of them and got nothing.
John Denver died in a single propeller plane crash (IIRC it was a kit plane that was custom built) in California. California is the Golden State. The Denver Nuggets and the Golden State Warriors are NBA teams. Hence, "Denver Nuggets Over Golden State" sounds like a sports headline, but it refers to John Denver crashing a plane in the state of California. HTH.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
that slaps

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Skutter posted:

Do you know what kind of wood doesn't float?

Witch wood

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Aggro posted:

John Denver died in a single propeller plane crash (IIRC it was a kit plane that was custom built) in California. California is the Golden State. The Denver Nuggets and the Golden State Warriors are NBA teams. Hence, "Denver Nuggets Over Golden State" sounds like a sports headline, but it refers to John Denver crashing a plane in the state of California. HTH.

To further clarify, the lower image in the meme is the recovery of the corpse of one of the Golden State Killer’s victims.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

That’s a bit of a stretch.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Eh, that's a stretch.

EDIT: gently caress ^^^

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Aggro posted:

John Denver died in a single propeller plane crash (IIRC it was a kit plane that was custom built) in California. California is the Golden State. The Denver Nuggets and the Golden State Warriors are NBA teams. Hence, "Denver Nuggets Over Golden State" sounds like a sports headline, but it refers to John Denver crashing a plane in the state of California. HTH.

Ooooh, I got one. Old Can Pol thread title.

Alberta is a province in Canada and everyone there loves hockey. The two NHL teams are the Calgary Flames and the Edmonton Oilers. Fort Mac is an oil town in the northern tar sands of the province (and basically a symbol to humanity's hubris and distain for the environment). A massive forest fire forced the town of 80k or so to evacuate as it rolled over and burned half the place to the ground.

Flames 1 - Oilers 0

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Cocaine Bear posted:

Flames 1 - Oilers 0

Oof. Yeah I remember seeing that one as it happened.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Don't sleep on this.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

mind the walrus posted:

Don't sleep on this.

I want the rest of this soundtrack.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Just play Final Fantasy 14. You'll get as much of that as you can take.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jellytinkles/status/1300920005979189248

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1301181544011378689?s=20

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Moo the cow posted:

I was a "Where did Christa McAuliffe take her vacation?"-age awful little poo poo, but somewhere around "under the sink, next to the comet"
Astronaut:Died in space in the Challenger Space Shuttle Disaster. Comet is a brand of cleaner and also found in space.
They're jokes about two separate things.

Where did Christa McAuliffe take her vacation? All over Florida
and
Did you hear they found more bodies in the Heaven's Gate house? They were under the sink, next to the Comet.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Why do I remember those terrible jokes from 34 years ago

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts Need Another Shuttle Also

What color where Christa McAuliffe's eyes? Blue. One blew that way, one blew the other way.

Why do NASA employees drink Sprite? Because they can't get 7-up.

There were a few misogynist ones too, but let's leave those behind.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Tiggum posted:

Apparently it's called lignum vitae, but I'm guessing that's not the answer you were looking for. :shrug:

Lignum vitae was in West Side Story?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Lignum mytaint!!!!

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Skutter posted:

Do you know what kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie!

Unkempt posted:

Not vitae at all in fact.

loving lol

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://mobile.twitter.com/KaiserNeko/status/1301029076929515522

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/sjmay92/status/1301139752750592006

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