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Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Collapsing Farts posted:

Velma is ugly, why she so popular amongst the Nerd Hordes

On the other hand she doesn't feel the need to neg a cartoon character soooooo... 🤷‍♀️

# ? Sep 2, 2020 17:11

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:14

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Kheldarn posted:

Sound
https://i.imgur.com/K0mPTiz.mp4

What even is this? I mean, I know what all these words mean individually but

no, no i don't :negative:

# ? Sep 2, 2020 17:23

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Velma has glasses, is clever, and is also socially awkward, So 1)she is attainable, and 2) she is coded "nerd" so is a real gamer girl, (unlike the fake gamer girls they are too scared to talk to in real life)

Bad news though.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 17:36

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Rascar Capac posted:

But he never drinks.... ~~wine~~ ~~vine~~ wine.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 17:49

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:10

Meatgrinder: Jul 11, 2003; Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

ultrafilter posted:

Man mid 19th century Power Rangers were weird

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:20

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Meatgrinder posted:

Man mid 19th century Power Rangers were weird

By your powers combined, I am Captain Hirsute.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:27

John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

ultrafilter posted:

Bad news though.

This is an outrage! I wanted to gently caress that fictional cartoon character!

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:28

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Lincoln posted:

In a previous life I voiced industrial training videos. I assume this is 100% legit. Much of the time I was like who the gently caress wrote this, and is it a joke?

It does actually make sense it�s just a ridiculously terrible way to word it.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:38

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ultrafilter posted:

Bad news though.

Maybe for you :j:

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:42

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Facebook Aunt posted:

What even is this? I mean, I know what all these words mean individually but

no, no i don't

*hands out folders to the thread. hair messed up, tie undone and shirt untucked

The boys in the lab have been working overtime trying to figure this out. So far all they've come up with is that it could possibly be a joke of some sort. They're still analyzing some more data to determine just what kind of a joke it is, but that's what we've got so far.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:42

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Rascar Capac posted:

unread, unread, unread

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:47

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

LifeSunDeath posted:

By your powers combined, I am Captain Hirsute.

Or just Alan Moore

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:48

Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

RatHat posted:

It does actually make sense it�s just a ridiculously terrible way to word it.

Oh yes, you definitely learn that, "factually correct," and "intelligible" often don't go together. You do everything you can to join the two, but you're always fighting against the "copy" writer (an engineer). These type of videos are usually scripted with extremely specific language, and they won't accept even the slightest variation. I mean that literally: I once heard, "It says 'a,' not 'an.,'" when 'an' was grammatically correct.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:56

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:57

BONESAWWWWWW: Dec 23, 2009

Earnestly looking forward to someone telling me I've been storing those wrong, and that there is an obvious solution besides "put it in a jar."

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Cartoon Man posted:

Dig through the dishes
and burn through your wishes
you slam the drawer on your
Spatula!

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:01

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

kdrudy posted:

Or just Alan Moore

Good lord you were not kidding:

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:04

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

RatHat posted:

It does actually make sense it’s just a ridiculously terrible way to word it.

Yeah it sounds like a really roundabout way of describing a Kalman filter

As for spatulas (spatulae?), I finally got fed up and bought some adhesive hooks so now mine are all hanging off the side of my fridge.

Sorry this post lacks any funny pictures.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:13

Moo the cow: Apr 30, 2020

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

Earnestly looking forward to someone telling me I've been storing those wrong, and that there is an obvious solution besides "put it in a jar."

I have pretty good success with putting them in the drawer upside down.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:19

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

unread, unread, unread

*repeat for 10minutes*

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:30

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

Earnestly looking forward to someone telling me I've been storing those wrong, and that there is an obvious solution besides "put it in a jar."

Moo the cow posted:

I have pretty good success with putting them in the drawer upside down.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:31

Moo the cow: Apr 30, 2020

TK-42-1 posted:

You ever read a post and completely misinterpret it as someone asking for help and you think 'I'm a nice guy, I'll help'?

and then someone shows you that you are a moron?

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:32

Moo the cow: Apr 30, 2020

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:33

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

Moo the cow posted:

You ever read a post and completely misinterpret it as someone asking for help and you think 'I'm a nice guy, I'll help'?

and then someone shows you that you are a moron?

More often than I'd like to remember.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 19:35

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Sep 2, 2020 20:53

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Sep 2, 2020 21:15

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Everybody else: Hawaii is a state
Hawaiians: Hawaii is a specific island in our state I haven't been to

# ? Sep 2, 2020 21:30

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

zedprime posted:

Everybody else: Hawaii is a state
Hawaiians: Hawaii is a specific island in our state 4% of us haven't been to

FTFY

# ? Sep 2, 2020 21:41

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

DandyLion posted:

quote:
zedprime posted:
Everybody else: Hawaii is a state
Hawaiians: Hawaii is a specific island in our state 4% of respondents who claim to live in Hawaii claim they haven't been to
FTFY

I mean while we're being pedantic

# ? Sep 2, 2020 21:49

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Cartoon Man posted:

Every time you curse a drawer, it's a prayer to Anoia.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:03

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

I hosed this post up bad. Ignore me.

pop fly to McGillicutty has a new favorite as of 22:12 on Sep 2, 2020

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:09

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ultrafilter posted:

Victorian Hitman would be a wicked idea.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:20

El Fideo: Jun 10, 2016; I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me

quote:

zedprime posted:
Everybody else: Hawaii is a state
People of Hawai'i, which includes but is not limited to the native Hawaiian/Kanaka Ma'oli people: Hawai'i is a specific island in our state, 4% of respondents who claim to live in Hawai'i claim they haven't been to
Son of Thunderbeast posted:
FTFY

I mean while we're being pedantic

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:38

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Cartoon Man posted:

Apparently most people in Alaska have been to Hawaii? Maybe that's what they use their citizen dividend on.

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Well they're pretty close. Maybe a hundred miles at most

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:50

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Beachcomber posted:

Apparently most people in Alaska have been to Hawaii? Maybe that's what they use their citizen dividend on.

I mean lots of Californians have been to Arizona for the same reason. Lok at the map, they're right next to each other

DUUUUUUUUH

# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:51

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Facebook Aunt posted:

What even is this? I mean, I know what all these words mean individually but

no, no i don't

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator

Why people upload a middle slice of a video instead of just posting the whole thing is beyond me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

Older example (posted upthread, too) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 23:45 on Sep 2, 2020

# ? Sep 2, 2020 23:13

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.