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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Spoilsport.

It's never a good idea to let these things drag out for too long

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

The topic has been strangled!

# ? Aug 31, 2020 08:53

Jim DiGriz: Apr 28, 2008; Maybe there is no room for guys like us.; Grimey Drawer

sebmojo posted:

auto erotic asphyxiation

Thanks for not leaving us hanging.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 09:14

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

man this conversation's really put a belt round its own neck, cutting off the oxygen supply to its breain for the purpose of intensifying an orgasm

# ? Aug 31, 2020 11:38

HerStuddMuffin: Aug 10, 2014; YOSPOS

I finally had it at David Carradine, thank you!

# ? Aug 31, 2020 12:31

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

This really has been taken in excess.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 12:31

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Rust Martialis posted:

This really has been taken in excess.

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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Rust Martialis posted:

This really has been taken in excess.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 15:16

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

I only just got the INXS thing. Goddamn

# ? Aug 31, 2020 15:26

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Every time someone mentions auto-erotic asphyxiation or Carradine, I'm reminded of my former co-worker who didn't quite get it and thought David Carradine died by hanging himself by the cock. It always makes me chuckle so thanks.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 08:21

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Every time someone mentions auto-erotic asphyxiation or Carradine, I'm reminded of my former co-worker who didn't quite get it and thought David Carradine died by hanging himself by the cock. It always makes me chuckle so thanks.

I've heard about being well hung but this is ridiculous!

# ? Sep 1, 2020 09:17

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Every time someone mentions auto-erotic asphyxiation or Carradine, I'm reminded of my former co-worker who didn't quite get it and thought David Carradine died by hanging himself by the cock. It always makes me chuckle so thanks.

I wasn't aware that Carradine died in a German prison?

# ? Sep 1, 2020 09:29

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Every time someone mentions auto-erotic asphyxiation or Carradine, I'm reminded of my former co-worker who didn't quite get it and thought David Carradine died by hanging himself by the cock. It always makes me chuckle so thanks.

That's not how you choke the chicken.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

more like oldbreathless

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Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Man these puns really are unBEARable!

# ? Sep 1, 2020 10:38

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Every time someone mentions auto-erotic asphyxiation or Carradine, I'm reminded of my former co-worker who didn't quite get it and thought David Carradine died by hanging himself by the cock. It always makes me chuckle so thanks.

This made me literally laugh loud enough my cat came to see what the fuss was

Thanks

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

This made me literally laugh loud enough my cat came to see what the fuss was

Thanks

Thank Harri.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 15:59

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Every time someone mentions auto-erotic asphyxiation or Carradine, I'm reminded of my former co-worker who didn't quite get it and thought David Carradine died by hanging himself by the cock. It always makes me chuckle so thanks.

Seems like a stretch.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

in the "don't call people nazis without proof" qcs thread which has somehow stretched to six controvesy-filled pages about "what does nazi mean" and "the historical context of nazi is":

Bonaventure posted:

when i call, for instance, Supermechagodzilla a child-raping murderer it is simply analogy: i only mean that he has the heart and the moral sense of a child-rapist and a murderer.
if you cannot understand that i'm being figurative in my speech, then you are yourself like a child-- the very kind of child that Supermechagodzilla would rape and murder.

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

God drat SMG has broken some brains lol

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I'm glad I don't venture into QCS. Every time I hear about threads in there it just sounds like a mess.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 16:53

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm glad I don't venture into QCS. Every time I hear about threads in there it just sounds like a mess.

What's not to like about Karen: The Subforum?

# ? Sep 1, 2020 17:01

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

in the "don't call people nazis without proof" qcs thread which has somehow stretched to six controvesy-filled pages about "what does nazi mean" and "the historical context of nazi is":

lmao

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Brewmaster posted:

The year 2020 belongs in the garbage. Calling it right now.

The date

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Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Truly it's the best of times and the worst of times.

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Moo the cow: Apr 30, 2020

teen witch posted:

Anyone who goes on about the findom stuff has to pay me 10 USD immediately or face to sixer

Pirate Radar posted:

Wouldn�t it be that they pay you 10USD and then you do probate them, or am I misunderstanding how this works?

# ? Sep 2, 2020 09:12

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It was from Dairy Queen. We're talking dairy royalty here, son

When you were partying, they studied the cream. When you were having premarital sex, they mastered the Blizzard machine. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, they cultivated the finest dessert toppings. And now that the freezers are on fire and the lactose intolerant are at the gate you have the audacity to come to them for correct cake decorations?

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D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Maybe this thread can help me out. I'm looking for old flamewar posts between forums user "randbrick" and forums user "wayne gretsky" who was aka "detective wanda sykes" and "a tunnel for cars". I want to relive the laughs. Thanks for considering my request

# ? Sep 2, 2020 21:43

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Devils Affricate posted:

It's interesting how a large part of the human panic response to being set on fire is to cover as much distance as possible. Like "maybe I won't be on fire over there

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

A manifestation of our innate "cool I look like a rocket now FWOOOOOOOSHHH" response, hard-wired in us at the genetic level

# ? Sep 3, 2020 04:41

Karia: Mar 27, 2013; Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Well, yeah. Fire is red, so when you're on fire you're red, and as everyone knows, the red ones go faster.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 05:27

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

freeedr posted:

The date

Dammit brewmaster!

# ? Sep 3, 2020 05:50

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

World War Mammories posted:

was i picked on in taras nabad? hmm let me think
* Carried 750 lbs of weapons
* Parents were both Deag Grav (long story)
* Wore rainbow pony armor to the arena every day
* Had the word "marauder" instead of a mouth

# ? Sep 3, 2020 06:03

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Reasonable. 'Over there isn't on fire which would be an improvement on the current situation' is dumb but logical. And I've noticed we all get real dumb on vacation, and being on fire is sort of a vacation from our day to day lives.

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