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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Egg Moron posted:

hurricane xander cage

the things i'm gonna do to my country

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Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020

VectorSigma posted:

what do we do after hurricane omega

given the amount of coverage these storms get, major corporations should be bidding for naming rights

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Storm 2020 brought to you by BLUECHEW, the only hurricane that's worse than being locked in a van until the end of summer break

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
Just stick Junior on the end. Bonus corporate crossover opportunity for Hurricane Carl.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

redleader posted:

firing hurricanes at florida like the earth's got a hurricane machine gun

florida gonna shoot back

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Brass Hand posted:

given the amount of coverage these storms get, major corporations should be bidding for naming rights

they do this in Germany: https://komonews.com/weather/scotts-weather-blog/ever-wanted-to-name-a-weather-system-yourself-you-can-in-germany-12-20-2015

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Egg Moron posted:

hurricane xander cage

the things I’m going to do for my country.

e: fb

I wish I had a camera because this is gonna be one helluva trick!

Virigoth has issued a correction as of 12:34 on Sep 2, 2020

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

I'm sure it's not possible for a bunch of reasons I don't understand but if Nana were to clear central America and reform in the Pacific would they rename it?

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




FacebookEmpathyMom posted:

I'm sure it's not possible for a bunch of reasons I don't understand but if Nana were to clear central America and reform in the Pacific would they rename it?

yeah "banana"

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

:eyepop: :popeye: :eyepop:

u set em up, hurthling will knock em down lmao

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Typhoon Maysak blew through the East China Sea a couple of days ago making landfall in Korea.
A live export ship sailing from New Zealand to Japan with 6000 cattle on board got caught in it and sent out a distress signal to the Japanese lifeguard. A crew member has been found and it seems the ship sank. Those poor cows and crew members.


https://twitter.com/guardianaus/status/1301406869559357440?s=21

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


:blastu:

https://twitter.com/KMillerWeather/status/1301487520811749376?s=19

looks like September could be interesting.

I fear that orange one is going to gently caress my poo poo up

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

FacebookEmpathyMom posted:

I'm sure it's not possible for a bunch of reasons I don't understand but if Nana were to clear central America and reform in the Pacific would they rename it?

Not anymore, they apparently changed the rule on that in 2000. It's still a pretty rare thing to happen, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Atlantic%E2%80%93Pacific_crossover_hurricanes

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Powered Descent posted:

After the Greek alphabet, if necessary, it goes through Hebrew, Korean, Aurebesh and Klingon.

You, the one who is forecasting now, experience Hurricane b'Ij!!

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



“Hurricane Bat’leth sliced through the Caribbean this morning...”

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.
Don't look now guys, but I'm going to have to be frank about this:



It's about to get interesting.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Hurricane Dijon is progged to join the system, adding a tangy zip to the already plump and juicy environment.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

VectorSigma posted:

Hurricane Dijon is progged to join the system, adding a tangy zip to the already plump and juicy environment.

prog my cane hole

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

fuckingtest posted:

Don't look now guys, but I'm going to have to be frank about this:



It's about to get interesting.

Mustard ---> Hot Dog

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

fuckingtest posted:

Don't look now guys, but I'm going to have to be frank about this:



It's about to get interesting.

mite put it on the menu

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



tropical cyclones piled high

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



poo poo POST MALONE posted:

prog my cane hole

unfortunately the cane hole is poorly modeled, so best i can do is cite historical trends and give you ballpark figures for the number of canes per hole per season

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Thesaurus posted:

:blastu:

https://twitter.com/KMillerWeather/status/1301487520811749376?s=19

looks like September could be interesting.

I fear that orange one is going to gently caress my poo poo up

Oh hey look another Nana that doesn't like Mexico

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



it would be cool if nana visitor got interviewed after getting hit with another hurricane but it was hurricane nana, making it hurricane "nana visitor visitor" nana

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



fuckingtest posted:

Don't look now guys, but I'm going to have to be frank about this:



It's about to get interesting.

mite put it on the outlook

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.

FlamingLiberal posted:

tropical cyclones piled high

All cyclones are now on a split top shorter bun.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



The same area that got hit by a typhoon in the last couple of days has this monster heading towards it-

https://twitter.com/afreedma/status/1301708226208161794

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BrendansWeather/status/1301740089282719744
So the weather is just kinda doing whatever

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Freestyle baby, it's about the rain that DOESN'T fall

Encrypted
Feb 25, 2016

Helith posted:

Typhoon Maysak blew through the East China Sea a couple of days ago making landfall in Korea.
A live export ship sailing from New Zealand to Japan with 6000 cattle on board got caught in it and sent out a distress signal to the Japanese lifeguard. A crew member has been found and it seems the ship sank. Those poor cows and crew members.


https://twitter.com/guardianaus/status/1301406869559357440?s=21

FlamingLiberal posted:

The same area that got hit by a typhoon in the last couple of days has this monster heading towards it-

https://twitter.com/afreedma/status/1301708226208161794

oh cool it's actually a different storm within a few days

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm in denver and I'm gonna be so loving pissed if this wipes out my veggie garden a month ahead of the first average frost god loving damnit

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


They pulled a second crew member out of the sea but he has died. Further search and rescue efforts are going to be hampered by Super Typhoon Haishen's arrival.

https://twitter.com/GuardianAus/status/1301730530040385536

Also the cattle on board were young dairy cows who were being exported to China to establish dairy herds there.

Helith has issued a correction as of 06:47 on Sep 4, 2020

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
trum;

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Where is that?

Jet stream chicanery or something?

edit:

Sharp blast of cold air to bring late-summer snowfall to Rockies



Nice.

Accretionist has issued a correction as of 08:45 on Sep 4, 2020

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

What are the main weather problems in Colorado? Drought?

Maria Juana
May 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Helith posted:

Typhoon Maysak blew through the East China Sea a couple of days ago making landfall in Korea.
A live export ship sailing from New Zealand to Japan with 6000 cattle on board got caught in it and sent out a distress signal to the Japanese lifeguard. A crew member has been found and it seems the ship sank. Those poor cows and crew members.


https://twitter.com/guardianaus/status/1301406869559357440?s=21

All those fish and mollusks are gonna have some good eating

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

net work error posted:

What are the main weather problems in Colorado? Drought?

It's on fire right now OP

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




love da polar vortex in september baby

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
the cows will be fine, they just revert to their aquatic form, manatees

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Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

the cows will be fine, they just revert to their aquatic form, eatees

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