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Just Offscreen posted:What the gently caress is that ladys problem with Grace Jones the extreme risk that ray would take her hand in holy matrimony (yessssssssss)
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 I regret to inform you that Todd is real and his owner has been arrested Ola posted:I wonder if Chris still reads this thread. I hope he doesn't. Dude hasn't posted in 10+ years, I think we're safe. Too afraid of people asking about cookbooks.
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Chris if you come back I will ban and personally arrest anyone who even thinks about the cookbooks. Chris come back. Please.
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Apropos of books, I’m really bummed that the Dark Horse books stopped getting made past A Home For Scared People. I was looking forward to getting the whole strip on book.
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How Wonderful! posted:Chris if you come back I will ban and personally arrest anyone who even thinks about the cookbooks. Chris come back. Please. "Ray, what does it mean that How Wonderful! is a moderator?" "Well, uh... you know how you feel when you see a shitpost?" "Yeah! Scared but important!" "Right, right. Well, when HM sees a shitpost, they know they're not ever going to enjoy it." (sorry, couldn't resist) ullerrm fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Aug 28, 2020 |
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Ok Comboomer posted:Apropos of books, I’m really bummed that the Dark Horse books stopped getting made past A Home For Scared People. I loved those books so much and was so pumped about getting them all, then they just stopped.  There is a complete Achewood Collection that was supposed to be on sale by now, but then the ARG for the latest adaptation of Stephen King's The Stand decided to get real meta....
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ullerrm posted:"Ray, what does it mean that How Wonderful! is a moderator?" ABILITY MOD They said I was gay. I said I would prove it.
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How Wonderful! posted:ABILITY
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:
Possibly the best Florida Man thing ever ???
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It's Nutrition Wednesday! Please have nutrition today.Disgusting Coward posted:I am sure there is a strip where someone says "What's the status, morning flatus?" but I am damned if I can find it someone please help me. PS No cab has been called
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It breaks my heart that you stand so crooked. e: quote:Release date: Tuesday, June 22, 2021 KICK BAMA KICK fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Sep 3, 2020 |
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ullerrm posted:It's Nutrition Wednesday! Please have nutrition today. god, and the next strip is The Final Hardy Boys. Shame to waste some Chucks. achewood!
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ullerrm posted:It's Nutrition Wednesday! Please have nutrition today. It's a triumph for your body when you keep yourself fed!
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DACK FAYDEN posted:the literal next strip informs us that Roast Beef doesn't really like... meals Probably because Ray doesn't realize his crummy chimichangas are his way for reaching out for help damnit
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Pyrus Malus posted:jesus christ I just realized achewood strips have alt text, time to reread It is always time to reread Achewood. I can’t wait for the book.
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Just Offscreen posted:Here's a pretty good video about Achewood that I enjoyed. I've been enjoying this guy's (I believe that is appropriate to say, he identifies as non-binary with he/him pronouns) stuff these last few weeks, so this was cool to see after work. A lot of words and terms I never expected to hear out loud. Never occured to me on his depression video that the Beef thumbnail wasn't explained and might bemuse people.
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Pyrus Malus posted:jesus christ I just realized achewood strips have alt text, time to reread Nothing will ever beat the alt-text for the GOF strip where Lyle claims he could play a trumpet with his cock. "I suppose he'd start off with something like Eye Of The Tiger"
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God that’s such a good line. I have used that one on more than one occasion.
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Pyrus Malus posted:jesus christ I just realized achewood strips have alt text, time to reread Oh man you're in for a treat, the alt text is often equal to the punchline in comedy value
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My favorite alt-texts tend to be the ones that humorlessly explain the joke to you. "Ray lets Todd jack off on his plane because business is slow."
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"The cat is having an argument with his powerful shoe" is one that's stuck with me.
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Party Boat posted:"The cat is having an argument with his powerful shoe" is one that's stuck with me. These are some important loving shoes!
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"The idea is, they get so panicked about the forgotten picnic basket that they gently caress." similarly "I'm annoyed with small-hung guys. Why do they try to bring everyone down?" theironjef fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Sep 5, 2020 |
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I'm a big fan of "He loves the little cat, Roast Beef"  But of course the greatest ever is "You can do whatever you want in life." 
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"Lyle absolutely loves pornography."
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"Tomorrow: Vlad, the Make-Out King"
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The best alt text of all time is "You can do whatever you want in life."
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How Wonderful! posted:Chris if you come back I will ban and personally arrest anyone who even thinks about the cookbooks. Chris come back. Please. i can neither cook nor read, Chris. You'll be safe. Please come back.
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