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Jesse Ventura posted:Now I want to see somebody gently caress up this bad at photocopying. I do know of one OfficeMax that partially burned down because of people doing really stupid poo poo in the copy center, but i think it was a hot laminator that caused it, not a printer
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Sep 4, 2020 16:00
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mysterious frankie posted:Made me think of the Brazillionaires in Nothing But Trouble, so... thank... you? Oh dear god this movie
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Sep 4, 2020 16:01
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Jesse Ventura posted:Now I want to see somebody gently caress up this bad at photocopying. https://i.imgur.com/cEyuDkR.mp4
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Sep 4, 2020 16:06
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If I work all day at the Blue Sky Mine, there'll be food on the table come night 
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Sep 4, 2020 16:15
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Infinitum posted:If I work all day at the Blue Sky Mine, there'll be food on the table come night 
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Sep 4, 2020 16:55
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The Bloop posted:I do know of one OfficeMax that partially burned down because of people doing really stupid poo poo in the copy center, but i think it was a hot laminator that caused it, not a printer A hot laminator? Buddy they won't even let me gently caress the laminator.
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Sep 4, 2020 17:01
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Laminator? I hardly know her!
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Sep 4, 2020 17:04
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Not sure what happened but I'm pretty sure warehouses shouldnt be built like that.
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Sep 4, 2020 17:07
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WaltherFeng posted:Not sure what happened but I'm pretty sure warehouses shouldnt be built like that. Yea, shelves aren't supposed to collapse if bumped. That is 100% the warehouse's fault.
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Sep 4, 2020 17:21
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tangy yet delightful posted:A hot laminator? He was fired for loving the laminator. They fired her, too.
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Sep 4, 2020 17:31
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ha ha bed go bur
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Sep 4, 2020 19:08
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Is this that cheese warehouse that gets posted now and again?
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Sep 4, 2020 19:12
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Azhais posted:Is this that cheese warehouse that gets posted now and again? god, this is how i want to go
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Sep 4, 2020 19:18
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I know this is probably an obvious question. But they all died, yeah?
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Sep 4, 2020 19:19
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I guess I'm hoping there's a followup where the forklift guy ate his way to freedom through 15 lbs of gouda or something
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Sep 4, 2020 19:20
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christmas boots posted:I know this is probably an obvious question. But they all died, yeah? Nah, the guy did the right thing and stayed in the forklift cage, they dug him out 8 hours later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yHTQqbzffs
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Sep 4, 2020 19:22
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Jesse Ventura posted:
Teenage stepdad is the hero we all deserve.
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Sep 4, 2020 19:23
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Sep 4, 2020 19:24
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Azhais posted:Nah, the guy did the right thing and stayed in the forklift cage, they dug him out 8 hours later Huh, I knew the cage was designed to protect the driver but that’s amazing
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Sep 4, 2020 19:38
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chitoryu12 posted:How'd that happen? Ian from Forgotten Weapons built one from a kit and it loving flings brass over his shoulder. Because there's a big difference in handling (not to say in quality) between the one they used from the one we actually used in Spain. The test units and the first 2.000 units were absolutely amazing ARs. When they got the contract they dropped the quality to the floor to the point that one day we were laughing that one unit that had no visual issues would only shoot if you locked open the chamber, put one round inside by hand and locked it manually. A loving "bolt-action" CETME L. I've destroyed myself with a roller (wich I'm a certified driver yo) around 10,000 of them. There are still 100,000 more that need to be hosed up. Here's my lovely attempt at meme'ing a TFR derail:  CETME LC (the one with retractable stock) had less issues because funnily used the same spring (stored in the stock in the L model) but more tightly compressed so it had more strenght when chambering, resulting in less jamming when shooting 
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Sep 4, 2020 19:52
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Hrm, those red beams at the end of the clip almost look like they could form something, maybe some kind of insect.
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Sep 4, 2020 19:53
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Azhais posted:Nah, the guy did the right thing and stayed in the forklift cage, they dug him out 8 hours later The driver maybe but you can see the guy directly in front of the forklift take a ton or two of cheese directly to the head. Edit: Huh, the article says only one person suffered minor injuries. Macdeo Lurjtux has a new favorite as of 19:59 on Sep 4, 2020 |
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Sep 4, 2020 19:56
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blessed are the cheesemakers
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Sep 4, 2020 20:03
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Azhais posted:Nah, the guy did the right thing and stayed in the forklift cage, they dug him out 8 hours later loving pathetic. "Man trapped under tonnes of cheese rescued" after eight hours?? I would've eaten my way out in two hours, tops. 
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Sep 4, 2020 20:16
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Jesse Ventura posted:
Do unto others as you would do unto Dale.
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Sep 4, 2020 20:37
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I cannot imagine the reaction that psychotic motherfucker Johnny Paycheck would have to becoming a socialist meme. He shot a guy because he didn't want to share hats.
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Sep 4, 2020 20:59
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 “In a public statement, Lord Threll XVII, Supreme Liche Lord, rejected the idea of Wight privilege. ‘Look, just because my father was the Skeleton King before me doesn’t mean I didn’t have to work as hard as any other skeleton to get here.’”
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Sep 4, 2020 21:21
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GD_American posted:I cannot imagine the reaction that psychotic motherfucker Johnny Paycheck would have to becoming a socialist meme. What's this a defence to? Only thing I can find is him shooting a guy for being annoying at a bar and offering to cook him turtle stew.
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Sep 4, 2020 21:55
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christmas boots posted:I know this is probably an obvious question. But they all died, yeah? Azhais posted:Nah, the guy did the right thing and stayed in the forklift cage, they dug him out 8 hours later Yeah that's why forklifts have beefy enclosed cabins, they're designed to stop you dying if stuff falls on you.
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Sep 4, 2020 22:02
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Also never jump out of a falling forklift. It weighs more than your car and the roll cage will just bisect you. Only exception is a stand-up forklift. Step off the operating platform to avoid being thrown. Source: I write training material.
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Sep 4, 2020 22:10
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I feel like if a bump brings down the entire damned warehouse worth of shelving there may have been some...significant preexisting issues.
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Sep 4, 2020 22:11
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The shelves were lactose intolerant
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Sep 4, 2020 22:11
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Segmentation Fox posted:I feel like if a bump brings down the entire damned warehouse worth of shelving there may have been some...significant preexisting issues. Having seen the cowboys who built the warehouse at work... yes, but unfortunately that isn't as rare as you might hope.
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Sep 4, 2020 22:16
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That's pretty cool that you guys drive forklifts. I drive a fiveklift but what you're doing is cool, too.
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Sep 4, 2020 22:18
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chitoryu12 posted:Also never jump out of a falling forklift. It weighs more than your car and the roll cage will just bisect you. Also don't grab the cage with your hand. Source: I watched a moron roll a forklift and grab the cage with his hand, loving it up royally.
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Sep 4, 2020 22:19
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CainFortea posted:Also don't grab the cage with your hand. What do I grab it with, my dick?
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Sep 4, 2020 22:20
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OwlFancier posted:Having seen the cowboys who built the warehouse at work... yes, but unfortunately that isn't as rare as you might hope. I mean, is it just cheap materials or are they far exceeding the weight limits or...cos yeah I've seen a lot of those kinds of videos and it's just baffling how easily they collapse. also uh...here's a meme that may have been posted here idfk 
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Sep 4, 2020 22:21
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oldpainless posted:What do I grab it with, my dick? Hug the steering wheel to your chest and hold on.
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Sep 4, 2020 22:22
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CainFortea posted:Hug the steering wheel to your chest and hold on. Hug it with your dick
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