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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Angry_Ed posted:

:supaburn:
"you dont' have to hold it there!"

It burnt the film!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Angry_Ed posted:

:supaburn:
"you dont' have to hold it there!"

Did you have to shoot him right in the face, Ted?

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Paper Kaiju posted:

More Garth! More Reba!

Am I out of Reba?

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

They had us weld, which always seemed like a high-risk activity at the turn of the 21st century. I made a B- toolbox that my dad kept but never used.

Remember, when getting the attention of someone who is welding, make sure to apply gentle pressure.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
father, i’m having a crisis of faith, what should i do?!

get safety goggles, my son.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
:science: A gentle, easy squeeze on the shoulder.

;-* A light kiss on the neck...

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
The gentle pressure thing is so good. I remember back in high school that was our joke greeting. I still use it now if I know the person gets the reference.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



For fans of Turtle Meat out there, Shout is once again selling the formally out of print Gamera boxset

https://www.shoutfactory.com/product/mst3k-volume-xxi-mst3k-vs-gamera-standard-edition?product_id=6007

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/kwmurphy/status/1301354573622280197

Aw. :unsmith:

Dawgstar fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Sep 3, 2020

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Why are you sad about his wedding anniversary?

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Why are you sad about his wedding anniversary?

Because I didn't type 'un' first like I thought I did.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Why are you sad about his wedding anniversary?
Wasn't ready for marriage.

Are YOU ready for marriage?

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Zeether posted:

Wasn't ready for marriage.

Are YOU ready for marriage?

Uh, yeah, I'm sick of sex anyway.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I like popular songs

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Welcome to 'as far as you're gonna get!'

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Have we entered your fantasy kingdom, sir? :ohdear:

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
Where did the rubber band go?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Cemetry Gator posted:

Where did the rubber band go?

HE'S A SORCERER!

ZZT the Fifth
Dec 6, 2006
I shot the invisible swordsman.

rydiafan posted:

HE'S A SORCERER!

ZAH!

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Cemetry Gator posted:

Where did the rubber band go?

WE’RE GONNA DIE

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Never make light of 'boing', son.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Suddenly, their marriage has become "The Eiger Sanction"!

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
Sometimes, there's a "shplurt"!

Cercueil
Sep 21, 2006


I'd watch a version of Clue starring the Murphys.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Watching Cry Wilderness while high is kind of disconcerting with the dad's slightly out of synch voice.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

muscles like this! posted:

Watching Cry Wilderness while high is kind of disconcerting with the dad's slightly out of synch voice.

I'm not high, but my dog is, and I am!

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

muscles like this! posted:

Watching Cry Wilderness while high is kind of disconcerting with the dad's slightly out of synch voice.

every single adult’s dubbed, but the kid is recorded live. at first i wondered if this was some kind of stylistic choice, given the film’s theme, but i really think it’s just incompetence

nishi koichi fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Sep 5, 2020

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

What is the best MST3K episode to watch while high? Asking for a friend. :ninja:

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

I always like a TV pilot, Master Ninja or the trucker secret agent one with Ben Murphy e: Riding with Death

Another Bill fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Sep 5, 2020

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Bicyclops posted:

What is the best MST3K episode to watch while high? Asking for a friend. :ninja:

Laserblast, because when Mike saw it, he laughed so hard he spilled his bong water. :2bong:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
riding with death falls off when they get to the second episode they spliced in

turkeys ho!

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

The second part of master ninja def. blows it out of the water.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

riding with death falls off when they get to the second episode they spliced in

turkeys ho!

My drive home from work involves going past the local cemetery, and the other day four wild turkeys crossed the street from one side of the cemetery to the other. Shamefully, I did not try to guess how many more turkeys it would take to fill the cemetery.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Another Bill posted:

I always like a TV pilot, Master Ninja or the trucker secret agent one with Ben Murphy e: Riding with Death
Merlins shop of mystical wonders is pretty great one to

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
San Francisco international is another good one despite being shot through the filter of a used cigarette

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now

Bicyclops posted:

What is the best MST3K episode to watch while high? Asking for a friend. :ninja:

Space Mutiny is always the best episode to watch regardless of what state you’re in.

It is the episode by which all other episodes are measured.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Bicyclops posted:

What is the best MST3K episode to watch while high? Asking for a friend. :ninja:

overdrawn at the memory bank

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

overdrawn at the memory bank

this is how much pure cocaine you would need to enjoy this movie

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Bicyclops posted:

What is the best MST3K episode to watch while high? Asking for a friend. :ninja:

Something with a goofy special effects monster would be my nomination, and considering Shout Factory has the Gamera episodes up for streaming right now...

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I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
I'm watching Escape 2000/Escape from the Bronx and I'm amused that while almost no one returned from Bronx Warriors, the cast has a shitload of people from various italian knockoff movies in it as extras, including basically everyone from Rats: Night of Terror.

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