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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

christmas boots posted:

Also even if you have native ancestry you shouldn't claim to be Cherokee [or anything else] unless you're actually a member of the tribe.

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Hollandia posted:

There are so many things that are just a type of kale.

you mean cabbage.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

dialhforhero posted:

If you are European you probably already know what loving Abbey your first ancestor was born in back in like 1207. But then you probably don’t care about genealogy anyway.

I would generally suggest you probably don't know, for that reason.

Unless you're some kind of aristo freak who cares about that kind of thing you probably don't know poo poo about where or who you were descended from. For all I know my mam popped out of a hole in the ground somewhere in the town I live in.

The obsession with ancestry is, as far as I know, a bizzare american thing. Especially the obsession with claiming you're "half german/italian/norwegian" when your parents were american and so were their parents.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


He was always entitled trash. I recall an anecdote in one of his books from around 2011 or so where he was denied a side entrance into a sports stadium by a security guard and he wasted an entire page trashing some random guy doing his job as "an $8 an hour person."

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Actually Adam Corolla never grew as a person past The Man Show and when you look at it like that it makes a lot of sense.

Euphoriaphone
Aug 10, 2006

hawowanlawow posted:

it's sad, he was so good on loveline

this is what happens when you don't have producers in the booth to tell you to shut the gently caress up

Of the two Loveline hosts, at least Corolla is straight up about being a chud.

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1246534721120735234

https://twitter.com/conrad_hotdish/status/1246785459541475328

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

I would generally suggest you probably don't know, for that reason.

Unless you're some kind of aristo freak who cares about that kind of thing you probably don't know poo poo about where or who you were descended from. For all I know my mam popped out of a hole in the ground somewhere in the town I live in.

The obsession with ancestry is, as far as I know, a bizzare american thing. Especially the obsession with claiming you're "half german/italian/norwegian" when your parents were american and so were their parents.

Lots of people's families immigrated here within living memory and if not they probably had a grandparent/ great grandparent who did. It's not considered progressive to expect them to shelve those cultural practices they inherited. What's truly hosed up is how many people chanting "build the wall" are currently angry about all the Oktoberfests across the country being cancelled.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
why is scoot adams running against his god king?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
For me finding my immigrant roots is what I believe makes my American story rich. Also I love history.

That being said it is complete asinine when people say “go back to your country” and constantly move the goalpost for what makes someone “American”.

However if someone shouted to me to “go back to where I came from” I think I would be quite happy living in a small town in Hessen compared to this current hellscape.

The other option is Northumbria. Could a Brit tell me what’s up with that area? Too bad Brexit happened ‘cause that sounded cool, too.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

PhazonLink posted:

why is scoot adams running against his god king?

He’s desperate to find something to do to keep from having to spend time with his child bride

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

dialhforhero posted:

The other option is Northumbria. Could a Brit tell me what’s up with that area? Too bad Brexit happened ‘cause that sounded cool, too.

I live in it, technically. Depends where you are, the cities are cities, the countryside is the countryside though a bit more vertical than say, the southeast or the vale of york.

There's some nice coastline along the eastern coast, haven't been to the western coast (which is cumbria nowadays) but I imagine they also have coastline and it doesn't just dissolve into static until you hit Ireland. It also technically includes parts of what is now Scotland, up as far as the firth of forth so Edinburgh is technically Northumbria.

There's the pennines in the middle which I haven't been to except to drive over them on the A66, but they're relatively low craggy wind blasted uplands that are common in a lot of England. England doesn't really have mountain ranges though they are technically mountains, they're not very big by US or European standards though. More like particularly rough moorland a lot of the time.

The lake district is very nice, sort of like fjords, very very up and down, the whole thing is basically a network of valleys and rivers and lakes, also in my experience it rains constantly there, except when it snows.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

He’s desperate to find something to do to keep from having to spend time with his child bride


mmmmmm do i even want to know what grain of truth tis is based off of?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


PhazonLink posted:

mmmmmm do i even want to know what grain of truth tis is based off of?

She's an adult in her 20s I think

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

PhazonLink posted:

you mean cabbage.

A whiter shade of kale.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

Diet Kale, if you will

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
American heritage is more complicated than European because almost every white person is like 3rd or 4th generation on at least one side, and that heritage influenced their upbringing and culture.

European ancestry is usually just like ‘German for 900 years’ or whatever.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Here is the thing. White people invented the one-drop rule. White people invented the blood quantum used to determine tribal membership. It's an external definition.

Native Americans get to make their own definitions of who belongs to their people. The Cherokee, in particular, are quite fierce about not considering Elizabeth Warren part of their nation. If you didn't grow up in contact with a Native nation, and if your closest ancestor is great-grandparent or farther back, most nations (there are exceptions) don't consider you a member. If you don't know anything but "well, I think there was a great-grandmother on my mom's side" you aren't a Native American. It is about culture as well as about ancestry.

And if TakeMySalivaAndCash.com tells you you're 1% Native? Doesn't mean poo poo.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

Here is the thing. White people invented the one-drop rule. White people invented the blood quantum used to determine tribal membership. It's an external definition.

Native Americans get to make their own definitions of who belongs to their people. The Cherokee, in particular, are quite fierce about not considering Elizabeth Warren part of their nation. If you didn't grow up in contact with a Native nation, and if your closest ancestor is great-grandparent or farther back, most nations (there are exceptions) don't consider you a member. If you don't know anything but "well, I think there was a great-grandmother on my mom's side" you aren't a Native American. It is about culture as well as about ancestry.

And if TakeMySalivaAndCash.com tells you you're 1% Native? Doesn't mean poo poo.
Yes, I believe there's a lot of discussion (among Native populations) about where the 'line' is when someone is raised on or in contact with a Native nation but has more distant ancestry, but that's an internal discussion I, as a white person, don't get to comment on.

Like, I probably have some Native American ancestry because I imagine most people who have been in the USA for enough generations do. I'm not going to pretend there's anything strange or shameful about that concept. But I'm also not going to pretend it means anything, if that makes sense.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Incelshok Na posted:

In many ways Warren is worse. Dolezal actively took part in the African American community and sought to advance members of that community. Warren claimed native ancestry when it suited her but actively rejected advancing native concerns while she has been in government.

Warren was actually doing a decent job or redirecting all the "Pocahontas" crap back to the Native communities and their needs, particularly with Native women, and then she fell for the classic blunder of thinking she could get one over on Trump and did the dumb as gently caress blood test spoiling every bit of goodwill she had built with those communities. It's mindblowing how dumb a move that was. Absolutely mindblowing.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Len posted:

She's an adult in her 20s I think

instagram model who is managed by her dad and married a mentally unstable sugar daddy

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

there wolf posted:

Warren was actually doing a decent job or redirecting all the "Pocahontas" crap back to the Native communities and their needs, particularly with Native women, and then she fell for the classic blunder of thinking she could get one over on Trump and did the dumb as gently caress blood test spoiling every bit of goodwill she had built with those communities. It's mindblowing how dumb a move that was. Absolutely mindblowing.

And she got the idea to do it from a podcast host, lmao

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
The discussion around who counts as a member of a tribe can get very heated because some tribes give out per capita payments from revenue that comes from, say, leasing land to the government or profits from casinos. The Chukchansi tribe famously disenrolled hundreds of members who couldn't sufficiently prove their direct discent which increased the payouts to remaining members by hundreds of dollars

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

dialhforhero posted:

For me finding my immigrant roots is what I believe makes my American story rich. Also I love history.

That being said it is complete asinine when people say “go back to your country” and constantly move the goalpost for what makes someone “American”.

However if someone shouted to me to “go back to where I came from” I think I would be quite happy living in a small town in Hessen compared to this current hellscape.

The other option is Northumbria. Could a Brit tell me what’s up with that area? Too bad Brexit happened ‘cause that sounded cool, too.

I got to travel to Poland, and see the birth records for my great-grandparents at the Chapel in their little town, those records, incidentally, had been buried for several years to help hide the genealogy of local Jews from the Nazis, then they were dug up and lovingly restored in the 50s. That was pretty cool.

The other half of my family lived in the original 13 colonies, and genealogy is just useless beyond "came from the British isles, mostly, kinda"

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Kevin DuBrow posted:

The discussion around who counts as a member of a tribe can get very heated because some tribes give out per capita payments from revenue that comes from, say, leasing land to the government or profits from casinos. The Chukchansi tribe famously disenrolled hundreds of members who couldn't sufficiently prove their direct discent which increased the payouts to remaining members by hundreds of dollars

And, of course, there's the whole Cherokee Freedmen controversy.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Len posted:

I mean I don't wear a tie but the rest is still a thing I've done daily through all of this, you fucks need to get back to work it isn't fair. :colbert:
:hmmyes: As someone who was judged "essential" for some goddamn reason and has been working through this whole loving thing, I second this.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Broccoli is just a type of kale
Technically they're both kinds of cabbage, along with like half of all vegetables :colbert:

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

U.T. Raptor posted:

:hmmyes: As someone who was judged "essential" for some goddamn reason and has been working through this whole loving thing, I second this.

Technically they're both kinds of cabbage, along with like half of all vegetables :colbert:

The other half are deadly nightshade.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Shot:
https://twitter.com/GovHowardDean/status/1301949096723386368?s=19

Chaser:
https://twitter.com/historic_ly/status/1301985274608713729?s=19

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

loving lol even the Dean parents thought he was CIA.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


U.T. Raptor posted:

:hmmyes: As someone who was judged "essential" for some goddamn reason and has been working through this whole loving thing, I second this.

Technically they're both kinds of cabbage, along with like half of all vegetables :colbert:

Right? "We're logistics we count as essential" except we're not food or pharmacy grade and most of our poo poo goes into paint. Fuckers

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




That text makes me think 'Ganglion', and, from that, how they are missing theirs.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
just as an FYI, Historic.ly podcast is run by an open genocide denialist who claims the kosovo, ukranian, and uigher genocides never happened

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




...in Dean's defence, he didn't claim that his brother was.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Here is the thing. White people invented the one-drop rule. White people invented the blood quantum used to determine tribal membership. It's an external definition.

I dunno about elsewhere but in the midwest "Cherokee princess" used to be an excuse for having a black ancestor, because you certainly couldn't admit to that, so it seems like most families that have been in the US 150+ years have a Cherokee princess lurking somewhere in their family tree but no black ancestors or slaves, no sir

So my mind automatically parses the "8% cherokee" trope as "several generations would rather have died than admit that great great grandma had a black boyfriend, and the euphemism became accepted family canon". I have no idea how common it really is but enough that its tough to avoid confirmation bias.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Syd Midnight posted:

great great grandma had a black boyfriend
There's a good chance this is not why they had a black ancestor.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

there wolf posted:

The other half are deadly nightshade.

The tomacco episode of the Simpsons is somehow plausible

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Samovar posted:

...in Dean's defence, he didn't claim that his brother was.

Additionally Historic.ly has straight up used NazBol sources and is generally a monumental source of turdery so this is like vomit insulting a diarrheatic slurry.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.


Maybe he's going to expand on this thought:
https://twitter.com/adamcarolla/status/1293773434753753088?s=20

I mean, I sure hope so.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The two genders:

wear bracelet
eat stew.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

My favorite thing is that extra space before the "than" that suggests he spent a long time trying out different things that real men do before settling on the reasonably safe "eating stew."

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

theironjef posted:

My favorite thing is that extra space before the "than" that suggests he spent a long time trying out different things that real men do before settling on the reasonably safe "eating stew."

It originally said "loving stew" but he knew that numbers weren't on his side.

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