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Nonsense posted:boater suppression
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:13 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 08:46 |
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https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/1302037902361272322
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:14 |
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heard the news (vaguely) and came here to express solidarity with our boaters
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:14 |
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https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1302234777894883329
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:15 |
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Nonsense posted:boater suppression thread title
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:15 |
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was on fence about checking the thread this weekend cause I didn't want to get all angry but all these chud boats sinking brings so much joy
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:15 |
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Good Citizen posted:ha ha ha how do you sink a drinking barge put like 15 extra 300 lb bodies on them
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:15 |
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https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/1302308906660700161
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:16 |
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Last Chance posted:why the hell aren't those people wearing life vests I was in the netherlands once and I asked some guy why none of the bike riders had helmets and he told me it was because they were cooler then the French
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:17 |
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https://twitter.com/CarmineSabia/status/1302336384884264962
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:17 |
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Good Citizen posted:ha ha ha how do you sink a drinking barge the president makes this possible
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:17 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302337719545274368
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:18 |
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https://twitter.com/LLW902/status/1302334845222350848
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:18 |
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lotta people at the lake with tr8m flags that i would like to call 2 words that start with S and C but the FAKE NEWS would call me impolite! even though im the most (best) polite of anyone!
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:19 |
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i'm hook'n crooke hoe
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:19 |
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lmao
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:21 |
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this tweet got deleted for some reason
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:21 |
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is it required to own a boat you need to learn how to swim?
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:22 |
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a.lo posted:is it required to own a boat you need to learn how to swim? no
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:22 |
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only barely coherent rn but it appears G-d smote the boaters? (sm'boaters?)
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:22 |
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a.lo posted:is it required to own a boat you need to learn how to swim? lol
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:22 |
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vote joe poseidon
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:23 |
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a.lo posted:is it required to own a boat you need to learn how to swim? the opposite in fact
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:23 |
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2 things you need to own a boat: -money -a way of carting the boat off the lot
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:23 |
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Commercial boats with experienced captains collide with roadway bridges too often. Drunken chuds who don't know how to sail or what wake is break their toys and the toys of everyone around them all the time. All these conservatives defending trump's beautiful boaters seem to have no experience being around these assholes.
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:24 |
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why would i need to know how to swim? I got this $80k boat that floats dummy
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:24 |
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a.lo posted:is it required to own a boat you need to learn how to swim? no but everywhere I’ve been it is required that you wear a life jacket
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:24 |
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The Muppets On PCP posted:2 things you need to own a boat: You don't need money when boat dealers are desperate to get anything that moves into a boat
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:24 |
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Float.
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:24 |
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Red Baron posted:no but everywhere I’ve been it is required that you wear a life jacket lol not it's not
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:25 |
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Lol he's so cool
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:25 |
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imagining this like rodney dangerfield in caddyshack but x5
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:25 |
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Float.
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:25 |
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literally the only rule about boating in the state of Texas is don't let your under 13 year old behind the wheel of a boat for any reason whatsoever
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:25 |
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Plinkey posted:why would i need to know how to swim? I got this $80k boat that floats dummy
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:26 |
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Nonsense posted:literally the only rule about boating in the state of Texas is don't let your under 13 year old behind the wheel of a boat for any reason whatsoever In MD you could get around this if the kid had a boater license even if they were too young for a driver's license
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:27 |
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my bad that’s apparently only for like actual children in all the states, but of wildly varying ages. this is the perfect, dumbest storm.
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:27 |
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real rule of boating i heard is "Never buy a boat. Make a friend who has a boat."
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:27 |
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lmao just read about this
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:28 |
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when they said storm was coming they didn't think perfect storm
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 21:28 |