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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Nonsense posted:

boater suppression

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/1302037902361272322

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

heard the news (vaguely) and came here to express solidarity with our boaters

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1302234777894883329

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Nonsense posted:

boater suppression

thread title

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

was on fence about checking the thread this weekend cause I didn't want to get all angry but all these chud boats sinking brings so much joy

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Good Citizen posted:

ha ha ha how do you sink a drinking barge

put like 15 extra 300 lb bodies on them

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/1302308906660700161

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Last Chance posted:

why the hell aren't those people wearing life vests

I was in the netherlands once and I asked some guy why none of the bike riders had helmets and he told me it was because they were cooler then the French

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/CarmineSabia/status/1302336384884264962

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Good Citizen posted:

ha ha ha how do you sink a drinking barge

the president makes this possible

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302337719545274368

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/LLW902/status/1302334845222350848

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

lotta people at the lake with tr8m flags that i would like to call 2 words that start with S and C but the FAKE NEWS would call me impolite! even though im the most (best) polite of anyone!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

i'm hook'n crooke hoe

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

lmao

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
this tweet got deleted for some reason

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

is it required to own a boat you need to learn how to swim?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

is it required to own a boat you need to learn how to swim?

no

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

only barely coherent rn but it appears G-d smote the boaters?

(sm'boaters?)

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

is it required to own a boat you need to learn how to swim?

lol

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

vote joe poseidon

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

a.lo posted:

is it required to own a boat you need to learn how to swim?

the opposite in fact

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
2 things you need to own a boat:

-money

-a way of carting the boat off the lot

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


Commercial boats with experienced captains collide with roadway bridges too often.

Drunken chuds who don't know how to sail or what wake is break their toys and the toys of everyone around them all the time.

All these conservatives defending trump's beautiful boaters seem to have no experience being around these assholes.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
why would i need to know how to swim? I got this $80k boat that floats dummy

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

a.lo posted:

is it required to own a boat you need to learn how to swim?

no but everywhere I’ve been it is required that you wear a life jacket

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

The Muppets On PCP posted:

2 things you need to own a boat:

-money

-a way of carting the boat off the lot

You don't need money when boat dealers are desperate to get anything that moves into a boat

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Float.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Red Baron posted:

no but everywhere I’ve been it is required that you wear a life jacket

lol not it's not

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lol he's so cool

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

imagining this like rodney dangerfield in caddyshack but x5

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

literally the only rule about boating in the state of Texas is don't let your under 13 year old behind the wheel of a boat for any reason whatsoever

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Plinkey posted:

why would i need to know how to swim? I got this $80k boat that floats dummy

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

literally the only rule about boating in the state of Texas is don't let your under 13 year old behind the wheel of a boat for any reason whatsoever

In MD you could get around this if the kid had a boater license even if they were too young for a driver's license

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
my bad that’s apparently only for like actual children in all the states, but of wildly varying ages.

this is the perfect, dumbest storm.

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

real rule of boating i heard is "Never buy a boat. Make a friend who has a boat."

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao just read about this

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Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

when they said storm was coming they didn't think perfect storm

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