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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

lumpentroll posted:

stop reading posts out loud

No.

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Admiral Ray posted:

some of u are suspiciously "knowledgeable" about "boats"

username/post combo

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Trump Fleet scuttled by Beautiful Human Submarines


Terror From the Deep

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/C8K2XMg.mp4

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Jonny 290 posted:

jesus christ yeah. we'd put six of us on a ski boat and the fee for the afternoon was twenty bucks each and they were NOT profiting off that. and that was like fuckin' 96 when even the marina gas was only 2.99 a gallon. not to mention you gotta get somebody with a fullsize or hd truck to drag the trailered boat around etc etc


after i moved out of the house, my parents bought a sort of pontoon/houseboat hybrid, the back half of the boat had hard walls and a little shitter etc, basically a small RV, and the front was the deck and controls and whatnot. they paid $5,000 a year for the slip alone and my dad was constantly paying rednecks $70 an hour plus parts to fix blown up water pumps and corroded wiring. and that was on a lovely super sheltered lake in AR

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Virtual Russian posted:

This can't be real, too perfect

His account has been playing a long game

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Boats aren't real, they're fake. You can even get inside and crawl around inside them. Totally hollow

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

inland boat ownership is the trumpiest thing so it tracks perfectly. you want to buy this dogshit boat because you think you're gonna do backflips on skis or catch 30 pound largemouths, you end up just going out every other weekend to avoid your family that hates you, getting drunk as gently caress on macrobrew and splashing pontoons with wake and trying to sink jetskiiers because you're angry

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

I think I just came.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

Lake Travis is a fake bro lake name anyway. The only way they could have make it whiter is calling it "Lake Chad".

lake trey

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Virtual Russian posted:

This can't be real, too perfect

it isn’t real and isn’t pretending to be, good job

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

this is the content that i crave

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Joementum posted:

Lake Travis is a fake bro lake name anyway. The only way they could have make it whiter is calling it "Lake Chad".

have you ever seen the smug-faced wikipedia pic of the guy it's named after?

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1302005730887766025

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
trim your prop you loving idiot

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
lake brice

lake jawsh

lake trev

lake mulldawg

so many great bro lakes

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Joementum posted:

Lake Travis is a fake bro lake name anyway. The only way they could have make it whiter is calling it "Lake Chad".

it was named after rapper Travis Scott so this isn’t a good look for you

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

tacodaemon posted:

have you ever seen the smug-faced wikipedia pic of the guy it's named after?



died at the battle of the alamo. LOSER soldier!

gregday
May 23, 2003

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DustinMulvaney/status/1302314258974171137
:stare:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Joementum posted:

Lake Travis is a fake bro lake name anyway. The only way they could have make it whiter is calling it "Lake Chad".

Lake Chad is an actual lake in Africa, in a country which is also called Chad

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
sounds like Ulmo forgot to keep Osse under control

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao how does that happen

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

lmao how does that happen

The president makes such things possible

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

eonwe posted:

sounds like Ulmo forgot to keep Osse under control

:goonsay:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

i in already made an ulmo joke

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

how many repeat boater parades and disasters will be organized after this one

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

lmao how does that happen

lake boaters not knowing how to take a wake and how to trim out their prop

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

euphronius posted:

i in already made an ulmo joke

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

i dodged some extra persistent jehovas witnesses that way

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

euphronius posted:

lmao how does that happen

High wake + a boater not use to driving in high wake. These aren't the kinds of waves you are suppose to see in a lake in texas when you aren't somehow in a middle of a storm.

Its also not a low to the water fishing boat. Its a boat designed to sit higher in the water. Its not an easy thing to do.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



hey there florida


https://twitter.com/ActionNewsJax/status/1302078272038219778

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

euphronius posted:

i in already made an ulmo joke

o sorry

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

i in already made an ulmo joke

Ulmo my balls

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008
Why won't Joe Poseiden denounce the sinking of those boats?!

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Jon Irenicus posted:

how many repeat boater parades and disasters will be organized after this one

i mean,

truck parades stopped happening around here as soon as a tire blew and people freaked out and called the SWAT team

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Trazz posted:

Why won't Joe Poseiden denounce the sinking of those boats?!

He's too busy Joe PosHIDIN you know what I'm saying??

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



loser boaters looked disgusting--tongues protruding--skin all blue in lake travis. very very disrespectful.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
i cant believe we missed out on trump not lowering the flags for mccain, i love this man

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


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