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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Abugadu posted:

Clowney sits with his agent, comparing the two offers. His agent’s phone bings, the agent picks it up and glances at it.

“Huh, the Broncos are making a late push. Pretty strong offer, too.”

Clowney turns to look at the agent’s phone, currently displaying a picture of the Manas Steak.

“Let’s get some plane tickets.”
lol

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Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
How does it work if Clowney ends up signing with a team that his former agent had talks with? Is the agent still entitled to whatever amount of $$$ even though he got fired just before signing?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
The sad thing is I bet the only reason Clowney isn't signing with the Seahawks is to save face, or because he is butt hurt that they didn't show up with a $22m/yr offer right off the bat.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

I hope Clowney gives the Seahawks a chance to match/beat whatever offer he gets, but I’m not hopeful.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Say what you want, the manas steak DEFINITELY had a sear.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
it was all sear

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


this rules but what the hell is happening with his forehead

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Inspector 34 posted:

How does it work if Clowney ends up signing with a team that his former agent had talks with? Is the agent still entitled to whatever amount of $$$ even though he got fired just before signing?

Realtors at least often have you sign an agency contract that gives them a cut even if you fire them and then buy a place immediately afterwards. I bet sports agents tend to have something similar.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I just looked at the manas steak thread again. I forgot he burned a hole in it

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1302400247843508225?s=19

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Eifert Posting posted:

I just looked at the manas steak thread again. I forgot he burned a hole in it
Just the way Clowney likes it

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mystic Stylez posted:

this rules but what the hell is happening with his forehead

those are called stress horns and you start developing them around surgery 14

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/Nate_Tice/status/1302302831559372801?s=19

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'd just like to note that the Chiefs backup corners are named L'Jarius Sneed and Thakarius BoPete Keyes.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

I'd just like to note that the Chiefs backup corners are named L'Jarius Sneed and Thakarius BoPete Keyes.

Are you sure they aren’t just Key & Peele in costume trying to hang with Mahomes and Andy?

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


Eifert Posting posted:

I just looked at the manas steak thread again. I forgot he burned a hole in it

link that poo poo

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
after he posted the infamous steak, didnt he post one shortly after that was like STRAIGHT raw?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Doctor Teeth posted:

link that poo poo

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774234&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=81#post460226833

Photoshops begin:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774234&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=96#post460226833

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




NC-17 really killed it.

A joke so good I went and bought a steak then busted out a christmas themed plate just to make a joke.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Lifespan posted:

The sad thing is I bet the only reason Clowney isn't signing with the Seahawks is to save face, or because he is butt hurt that they didn't show up with a $22m/yr offer right off the bat.

Or maybe he wanted to play on a better defense if he was only getting 12m anyway?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I can't believe I forgot about the steak.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I can't believe I forgot about the steak.

I can never forget :911:

And I'm so glad for that

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
The JPP signing the contract with the steak hand is the best one.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




Does Joe Biden know anything about football?

Cause after watching that I would love to see Joe Biden try and do color commentary for football.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

D-LINK posted:

Steelers are likely signing Dustin Colquitt. Pretty cool bc his dad was the Steel Curtain era Steelers punter

If they do I'm rooting for them to win the AFCN - he had a legitimate case for team MVP during some of the really lovely Chiefs seasons.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

I'd just like to note that the Chiefs backup corners are named L'Jarius Sneed and Thakarius BoPete Keyes.



fartknocker posted:

Are you sure they aren’t just Key & Peele in costume trying to hang with Mahomes and Andy?



Well the starting corner is Charvarius Ward so to complete the sketch the Chiefs corners are Charvarius, L’Jarius and Thakarius.

You can practically hear Key saying it in your head with a slight lisp.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Titans got him.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1302552212816760833

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1302482977482584064

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
About drat time.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Switching to the Lions.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1302581481261367296

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

The Lions sure spend a lot of draft and FA capital on RBs to never have good RBs.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







the one thing that could make adrian peterson retire...

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Diva Cupcake posted:

The Lions sure spend a lot of draft and FA capital on RBs to never have good RBs.

I wanted him to sign with the Jets just so they could have the oldest RB room in NFL history

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers waived Reggie Bonnafon.

I imagine he'll end up in washington.

He's a useful player.

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?
I wonder if Titans Defense is worth taking over Cowboys, who I took in the last round. Love Clowney. Sorry if there is a dedicated fantasy thread/subforum, I couldn’t find anything.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Lions signing Peterson is pretty on-brand.

The saddest thing is the best RB I can recall the Lions having in the last 10 years is Reggie Bush.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Chill Penguin posted:

I wonder if Titans Defense is worth taking over Cowboys, who I took in the last round. Love Clowney. Sorry if there is a dedicated fantasy thread/subforum, I couldn’t find anything.

Fantasy threads are in The Armchair Quarterback.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
holy poo poo the titans rule

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/MikeGiardi/status/1302595549305155584?s=19

lol

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1302646345891799040

most likely meaningless but I like his upside compared to mcsorely

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Barudak
May 7, 2007


Its like doing the "guess the amount of jellybeans in a jar" game but with turds.

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