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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

I heard Artie has been clean and sober for months. He's working the program hard and met a nice girl. He's decided to retire from comedy and they're moving upstate to an alpaca farm she owns to start a family. He's just doing great, a real feel good show biz story!

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I don't consider myself particularly shallow, but frankly I can not imagine dating a recently recovered-ish addict without a nose.

edit: wait is that real?

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Not having a nose is actually a huge advantage when you're shoveling out the alpaca stables.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



BREAKING NEWS: Artie Lange found somehow still alive, sober

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


Are there any sites still around that have old R&F or O&A rundowns or summaries? I'm bored, unemployed, playing a lot of video games that go well with listening to poo poo. I also recently discovered that archive.org somehow has the complete run for both R&F and O&A to download and i'm feeling VERY nostalgic. I don't really have anything in mind (except, perhaps, the R&F silent fez saga or some of the old walkover stuff for O&A) and just wanted to maybe spark a few memories.

edit: there's also a 270 gig torrent of all the R&F episodes around. Interesting...

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




This one starts with Ron and Fez arriving in NYC

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1w2zLtzjfMjeFif1XSVLVPbs-OhVqH4Ttzkswyaac2EE/mobilebasic

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


drat, that loving rules. Thanks a lot.

I wonder if there's anything remotely comparable for O&A. This is kind of incredible. I was expecting to have to trawl old forums.

Sankis fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Aug 24, 2020

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
ive been listening to some old o&a clips (mostly the jimmy laughing comps) and ive noticed two things:
1. they're all passive aggressive turd people, especially early norton.
2. there is not a single youtube where you have to scroll down more than like 3 comments to find someone hating on opie within the last 6 months. even if hes not in the clip or if hes the only one dropping a joke or the vid is 11 years old. its hilarious

not dropping new knowledge on the thread but the opie hate has been making laugh

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Giga Gaia posted:

not dropping new knowledge on the thread but the opie hate has been making laugh

i don't make comments about it but realizing how much he went HOLD ON HOLD ON :derp: was an eye opener, because I never noticed them in the older clips that he most certainly does them in.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Binging clips the thing that stands out is how often he goes "are we done" or "can we move on" when Jimmy and Anthony are doing some funny riffing.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

Groovelord Neato posted:

Binging clips the thing that stands out is how often he goes "are we done" or "can we move on" when Jimmy and Anthony are doing some funny riffing.

And then there's the infamous Greggshells.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TduktEKJLAA&t=4440s

1:14:00 if it doesn't timestamp.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Vichan posted:

And then there's the infamous Greggshells.

Opie was especially heinous through most of this. Kept asking about things you couldn't do in game (like a loving hot air balloon, in RDR, really?), trying to goad Laslow into "tech talk". Also it might be a speech impediment, but I swear it was purposeful how he would always go "Red Dead...Redemption". Ugh, this was hard to listen to, and I love RDR1 and 2.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Morter posted:

Opie was especially heinous through most of this. Kept asking about things you couldn't do in game (like a loving hot air balloon, in RDR, really?),

isn't there one in rdr2 that you go have to fly around in and snipe people in a prison from?

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

piratepilates posted:

isn't there one in rdr2 that you go have to fly around in and snipe people in a prison from?

If there is, I haven't run into it (SPOILERS!! :argh: ) but it seemed like a bad faith question to begin with.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

piratepilates posted:

isn't there one in rdr2 that you go have to fly around in and snipe people in a prison from?

There is, and it rules.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Morter posted:

If there is, I haven't run into it (SPOILERS!! :argh: ) but it seemed like a bad faith question to begin with.

oh for sure, and it's not like opie was prescient enough to predict the future. just kinda funny that there ended up being one in rdr2.

sorry not sorry! it's not pivotal plot point anyway, it's a mode of transport.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

piratepilates posted:

oh for sure, and it's not like opie was prescient enough to predict the future. just kinda funny that there ended up being one in rdr2.

sorry not sorry! it's not pivotal plot point anyway, it's a mode of transport.

We all know that hot air balloon was included in RDR2 entirely to piss off the r/opie&anthony crowd retroactively. That's how the world works, right?

HPJoker
Oct 30, 2017
I was doing a draft earlier this week and some brought up this episode and its SO loving GOOD. From 2009.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i_5XeqAE1T8

So that let me wanting to listen to more Mohr so I pulled up this episode from 2014

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DuImRNlqmgo&t=712s

And the first 40 minutes are defending Ann Coulter calling Obama a re*ard on Twitter because she didnt call someone with a mental disability that like its fine to drop an n-bomb if youre not talking to a black guy. These loving idiots. Its also 110% clear that Coulter is full of poo poo and trolling Piers Morgan with her logical explanations.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
O&A's political takes are horrendous to an almost unrivaled extent outside of blatant propagandists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMzdL5GDMR8&t=717s

In this video [Extremely NSFW] they discuss the 'n-word guy' episode of South Park while completely missing the entire point of said episode. I linked to the timestamp of one of the episode's scenes and afterwards none of the guys have any idea what the scene is supposed to lampoon.

I can understand Opie/Anthony not getting it due to being a moron/a gigantic racist in general but how the gently caress does stand-up comedian Jim Norton not get it? I'm not even American and I suck at picking up on stuff and yet I got it the moment I saw it on TV.

When this episode came up in auto-play I was so baffled and thought I must have missed a bit that they were doing but the entire video is just them being idiots.

I'm not even going to get into their takes on history because I've never managed to make it through any of those videos without closing it in frustration. 'Professor Anthony' my rear end.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Vichan posted:

O&A's political takes are horrendous to an almost unrivaled extent outside of blatant propagandists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMzdL5GDMR8&t=717s

In this video [Extremely NSFW] they discuss the 'n-word guy' episode of South Park while completely missing the entire point of said episode. I linked to the timestamp of one of the episode's scenes and afterwards none of the guys have any idea what the scene is supposed to lampoon.

I can understand Opie/Anthony not getting it due to being a moron/a gigantic racist in general but how the gently caress does stand-up comedian Jim Norton not get it? I'm not even American and I suck at picking up on stuff and yet I got it the moment I saw it on TV.

Well Jim Norton made his career joking about how gross and smelly trans people are and how he jerks off thinking about them which is not the same thing as being smart

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Well Jim Norton made his career joking about how gross and smelly trans people are and how he jerks off thinking about them which is not the same thing as being smart

Makes sense he and Anthony would be the closest.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Well Jim Norton made his career joking about how gross and smelly trans people are and how he jerks off thinking about them which is not the same thing as being smart

hey, lets be fair, he also spent many years calling middle eastern people savages

HPJoker
Oct 30, 2017

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Well Jim Norton made his career joking about how gross and smelly trans people are and how he jerks off thinking about them which is not the same thing as being smart

Remember when they had Jeffrey Tambour on to promote Transparent and he got mad Jim said tranny and walked out and they were like Jim knows so much more about trannies! because he has a fetish for them.

To be fair I thought Jeffrey was an rear end in a top hat and couldve handled his better for reasons Jimmy explains later in the video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DjI5mfNyXTc&t=2s

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1310634435616833536?s=20

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
I like the fake Lucky Strike cigarette and ashtray on the desk. That makes it just like the Tonight Show of the 70s. You know, when Johnny Carson and Bob Hope would rant about the lamestream media.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

He's still hilarious!

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

Shocked when I squinted and saw the vid had 41k and not 4.1k views

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
By now O&A would probably have some Stern-esque sort of perma-deal with Sirius where they get to come in and do a half-assed show a few days a week and take long breaks to do whatever for millions of dollars a year long after the medium of radio has basically died, but Ant threw it all away because he just really really really wanted to be racist lol

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

Actually went up and listened to the entire thing.

0 comedy, just a gigantic rant disconnected from reality.

Also I watched like two minutes of it and Anthony REALLY looks ghoulish nowadays.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

By now O&A would probably have some Stern-esque sort of perma-deal with Sirius where they get to come in and do a half-assed show a few days a week and take long breaks to do whatever for millions of dollars a year long after the medium of radio has basically died, but Ant threw it all away because he just really really really wanted to be racist lol

That was my thought when I saw the tweets lol

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

By now O&A would probably have some Stern-esque sort of perma-deal with Sirius where they get to come in and do a half-assed show a few days a week and take long breaks to do whatever for millions of dollars a year long after the medium of radio has basically died, but Ant threw it all away because he just really really really wanted to be racist lol

In some sad alternate reality we would all be getting psyched to see what Jocktober 2020 was going to look like after the horrors of Jocktober 2019 ended up with the on-air suicide of Terry Clifford, which would have topped the madness of John/Jeff finally being arrested for child porn in 2017.

Then again, that reality would also have the O&A Reddit banned outright for trying to get Ant fired because 'he's nothing but a racist now.' So it's either/or.

Oh gently caress it, here's some Jocktober. Tis the season!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wneDKcUB-6M

Mad Doctor Cthulhu fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Sep 29, 2020

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

My favorite jocktober will always be when Sam brought opies old roommates show in.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

By now O&A would probably have some Stern-esque sort of perma-deal with Sirius where they get to come in and do a half-assed show a few days a week and take long breaks to do whatever for millions of dollars a year long after the medium of radio has basically died, but Ant threw it all away because he just really really really wanted to be racist lol

This is close to describing the Jim and Sam show pretty well. I mean, I'm sure Sam isn't getting millions, but they're definitely doing the half-assed show a four days a week with seemingly unlimited vacation days thing.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Snacksmaniac posted:

My favorite jocktober will always be when Sam brought opies old roommates show in.

i like that one and the one where the guys who made the 'suck my fuckin cock' jingle get featured and it they all turn on sam. the rest of the jocktober stuff ive tried recently doesnt do it for me anymore. especially the terri clifford stuff

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Oh I dont remember the jingle guys one.

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

empty baggie posted:

This is close to describing the Jim and Sam show pretty well. I mean, I'm sure Sam isn't getting millions, but they're definitely doing the half-assed show a four days a week with seemingly unlimited vacation days thing.

I listen to them every now and again and I really don't know why I bother, they're so boring that they're almost unlistenable. There was a really good episode when Sam was out and Bob Kelly and Rich Vos were in studio though. Jim was almost back to his old self.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

Vichan posted:

I listen to them every now and again and I really don't know why I bother, they're so boring that they're almost unlistenable. There was a really good episode when Sam was out and Bob Kelly and Rich Vos were in studio though. Jim was almost back to his old self.

It's sad that I think I can tolerate Sam more than Jim these days.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Happy October, everybody, from your friend at the opie and anthony thread.

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StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
*extremely ron bennington voice*
You mean Rock tober?

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