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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

twoday posted:

I mean, I drew a sinking ship two weeks ago,

I guess I can just make the facing page a bunch of more sinking boats

woke the neighbors' dogs up laughing at this

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:44

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:31

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I'm working on a new trump post and want to workshop it here for a second:

normal-sized trimpo

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:45

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/852568945982930944

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:45

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Twoday take the money and run. Spend it on fancy jeans. Do drugs

Hm, now I want mine bound in denim with trump taking adderall in gold leaf on the cover

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:45

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

I support an antifa/Poseidon alliance

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:46

Zeriel: Nov 6, 2004

Tptuk

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:47

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

oh man! I don't know how many people work on a boat but I'm gonna go with:

the guy who does the speech about sharks eating navy guys in Jaws

Master Chief (he's in space navy so I think it counts)

both members of ICP

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:47

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Cowpocalypse posted:

I support an antifa/Poseidon alliance

Next time fash shows up to a demo, start singing Little Mermaid tunes

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:48

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

would robocop introduce donald trump at a rally?

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:49

a few DRUNK BONERS: Mar 25, 2016

Anti-Social_Disease posted:

It's just all too stupid. Never loving ending dumb. I can't stand this goddamn country a moment longer. I'm not voting for goddamn idiot Biden, and no loving way I'm voting for the FBI informant, rapist, incestuous child molster, gently caress bag, jizz glazed moron traitor. I'm gonna smoke the last smidge of dmt i have left hidden in a shed, and I'm gonna try to process a way the gently caress out of this idiot country, that's now just a shart sprayed at a globe, drawing flies, drifting off to places I'd rather be. I'll be here for the the rest of my life. Ripping my eyeballs out on Tik Tok moaning like a whore in latin, "Save yourself from hell." Sam Neill and Lawrence Fishburne writhe in eternity eating my rear end in hades.

Edit - I'm blazed. High school second time smoking, trying to impress dipshits high. I'm not drinking again. I'm in the process of making a bacon cheese hotdog, with ramen and chili, but I'm probably gonna give up and eat maybe two ingredients separately.

We are all pure energy

Just golden spheres of light communing together, mind to mind, post to post

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:50

Plan Z: May 6, 2012

Defeat at the AeGoatees.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:50

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/FresnoFire/status/1302467176327122945?s=20

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:50

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

We are all pure energy

Just golden spheres of light communing together, mind to mind, post to post

hello, Marianne Williamson

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:51

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

would robocop introduce donald trump at a rally?

robocop's secret hidden 5th directive is "piss tape is real, buddy"

so I don't know if robocop would introduce Donald trump at a rally. maybe?

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:52

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Epic High Five posted:

I think the obvious thing is that the Trump Company sues you for profiting off his likeness

troampl� is a protected property of twodaycorp�

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:52

Tainen: Jan 23, 2004

its gonna happen and it will be beautiful

https://twitter.com/MollieKatzen/status/1302373335553077248

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:53

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

FAUXTON posted:

woke the neighbors' dogs up laughing at this

it was brilliant, I forgot to show you

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:53

Zeriel: Nov 6, 2004

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

We are all pure energy

Just golden spheres of light communing together, mind to mind, post to post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:53

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Anti-Social_Disease posted:

It's just all too stupid. Never loving ending dumb. I can't stand this goddamn country a moment longer. I'm not voting for goddamn idiot Biden, and no loving way I'm voting for the FBI informant, rapist, incestuous child molster, gently caress bag, jizz glazed moron traitor. I'm gonna smoke the last smidge of dmt i have left hidden in a shed, and I'm gonna try to process a way the gently caress out of this idiot country, that's now just a shart sprayed at a globe, drawing flies, drifting off to places I'd rather be. I'll be here for the the rest of my life. Ripping my eyeballs out on Tik Tok moaning like a whore in latin, "Save yourself from hell." Sam Neill and Lawrence Fishburne writhe in eternity eating my rear end in hades.

Edit - I'm blazed. High school second time smoking, trying to impress dipshits high. I'm not drinking again. I'm in the process of making a bacon cheese hotdog, with ramen and chili, but I'm probably gonna give up and eat maybe two ingredients separately.

post pics of your gross food

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:53

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

neutral milf hotel posted:

post pics of your gross food

turn off your monitor

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:56

Mackers: Jan 16, 2012

Anti-Social_Disease posted:

It's just all too stupid. Never loving ending dumb. I can't stand this goddamn country a moment longer. I'm not voting for goddamn idiot Biden, and no loving way I'm voting for the FBI informant, rapist, incestuous child molster, gently caress bag, jizz glazed moron traitor. I'm gonna smoke the last smidge of dmt i have left hidden in a shed, and I'm gonna try to process a way the gently caress out of this idiot country, that's now just a shart sprayed at a globe, drawing flies, drifting off to places I'd rather be. I'll be here for the the rest of my life. Ripping my eyeballs out on Tik Tok moaning like a whore in latin, "Save yourself from hell." Sam Neill and Lawrence Fishburne writhe in eternity eating my rear end in hades.

Edit - I'm blazed. High school second time smoking, trying to impress dipshits high. I'm not drinking again. I'm in the process of making a bacon cheese hotdog, with ramen and chili, but I'm probably gonna give up and eat maybe two ingredients separately.

ikr

I didnt bother getting invoked n politics bc i thought this poo poo would just work

being right is not enough. you gotta convince the dumb

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:56

Anti-Social_Disease: Mar 5, 2002

I'm mostly glad that kids didn't die in the shake n bake wake lake, but I'm also disappointed that I didn't get to see fuckmouths defending their kids right to die for nothing other than their own selfish fascist nonsense. adorable over priced coffins, with holsters inside and out, fighting off the antifa grave diggers coming for the mercury in their molars, and the adrenachrome in their butthole glands. I'm so totes smoking more. This is terror sesh. Tomorrow will be so rad, aside from still living in a country where I have to vote not to die, or maybe die while fucknaut poo poo queefs wring their brittle wrinkled hands and accomplish nothing, and then I get cancer and die.

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:58

ChristsDickWorship: Dec 7, 2004; Annihilate your demons

each of de grifter now dey adrift here
under the sea
each adult failson sunk in de maelstrom
under the sea

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:58

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I love looking at pictures of the food that goons create and consume. I'm feeling generous tonight and I'd like to share part of my posting theory & practice.

generally, my reactions to said pictures of goon food include:
� not enough cum/ too much cum
� is that a before or after pic?

other times I'll add either a sincere :yum:

but mostly something about cum

I hope this was informative and enlightening. thanks for reading. g*d bless

# ? Sep 6, 2020 06:00

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

how much less dangerous is Lake Hepatitis at the Gathering of the Juggalos than the TYROM Armada?

# ? Sep 6, 2020 06:01

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

would robocop introduce donald trump at a rally?

it's time to Grow Up and stop watching RoboCop

# ? Sep 6, 2020 06:03

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

neutral milf hotel posted:

I love looking at pictures of the food that goons create and consume. I'm feeling generous tonight and I'd like to share part of my posting theory & practice.

generally, my reactions to said pictures of goon food include:
� not enough cum/ too much cum
� is that a before or after pic?

other times I'll add either a sincere or but mostly something about cum

I hope this was informative and enlightening. thanks for reading. g*d bless

Remember the Saint Darwin Garbage Plate.

o7

# ? Sep 6, 2020 06:04