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I can't believe I'm going to be replaced by a robot at the dick sucking factory
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Whooping Crabs posted:I can't believe I'm going to be replaced by a robot at the dick sucking factory Simply open an artisanal tindie style shop and you will have clients.
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Sep 5, 2020 06:35
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Vintage blowjobs, with adjustable swallow setting! I'd say handcrafted, but...
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Sep 5, 2020 06:49
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GotLag posted:E-JAC-U-LATE 
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Sep 5, 2020 07:12
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/w9sIFfF.mp4 That rickshaw became self aware at the moment of impact and wanted revenge.
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Sep 5, 2020 14:14
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GotLag posted:E-JAC-U-LATE E-MASC-U-LATE!
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Sep 5, 2020 14:33
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Zopotantor posted:E-MASC-U-LATE! I really can't think of too many devices that come closer to triggering this feeling.
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Sep 5, 2020 14:36
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Zopotantor posted:E-MASC-U-LATE! Wearing an ALTERN-8 mask while watching your wife getting hosed.
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Sep 5, 2020 16:06
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Holy poo poo this seems so fake! Also loving awesome seeing a grain silo jump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdAKrzOLQTg
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Sep 5, 2020 16:09
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Prepare to clench... https://i.imgur.com/WvD1Gls.mp4
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Sep 5, 2020 22:59
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https://twitter.com/MsLisaHendricks/status/1302064472081670146
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Sep 5, 2020 23:48
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Looking at the way the gun is pointed, and his hat... I am ok with this
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Sep 6, 2020 00:05
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Bunch of qualified captains out there today. It is amazing nobody drowned. https://twitter.com/bobphoto/status/1302324896475811840
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Sep 6, 2020 00:26
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can someone isolate the part where its throbbing and the dude is just standing next to it
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Sep 6, 2020 01:48
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https://twitter.com/steadirob/status/1302402457482395650
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Sep 6, 2020 01:57
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poly and open-minded posted:can someone isolate the part where its throbbing and the dude is just standing next to it I've been hoping someone would link a story or something with some explanation of what that thing is. Is it actually a blowjob machine, or is it some more serious device that just looks like one?
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Sep 6, 2020 02:27
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Nobody google an actual answer, it’s better off as a mystery blowjob machine.
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Sep 6, 2020 02:34
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also don't google blowjob machine well, at work. I guess you can do what you want at home.
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Sep 6, 2020 02:36
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https://i.imgur.com/sA7Ymne.mp4 Nothing to see here. Everything is under control.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I've been hoping someone would link a story or something with some explanation of what that thing is. Is it actually a blowjob machine, or is it some more serious device that just looks like one? It’s to help out donors at sperm banks. quote:Dr. Li Siming from Shanghai Pudong Hospital said the device makes it efficient to produce greater amounts of quality sperm. However, it is still far from emulating the temperature and feel of the vagina. Platystemon fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Sep 6, 2020 |
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Sep 6, 2020 02:40
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https://twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1302353666515623936 Quick! Crowd around it!
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Sep 6, 2020 02:43
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:https://twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1302353666515623936 Thankfully the dangerous part actually flew away (badly), that's just the destroyed tube.
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:https://twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1302353666515623936 https://i.imgur.com/PqYbm2d.mp4
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:https://twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1302353666515623936 Okay, who forgot one of those "REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT" tags?
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Sep 6, 2020 03:59
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CommieGIR posted:Thankfully the dangerous part actually flew away (badly), that's just the destroyed tube. I was going to say, it looked like the warhead exited stage left in a hurry
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The Igla doesn't have a warhead per se. It's a contained unit. It goes from the front: Guidance Package---Munition----Flight Motor----Launch Motor, they're not intended to separate during flight. It looks to me like the entire missile assembly got hung up in the launch tube which means there's a live warhead in the tube that is flying around. The missile frees itself when pointed at the ground to the left and flies off to the right, about 180 degrees away from where it was aimed. The launch motor failed to separate the missile from the tube. Probably an issue with the folding fins on the missile. I've fired several missiles that have had the flight motors fail to ignite, but never seen a launch motor failure like that.
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+ = https://i.imgur.com/d8WuX9K.mp4 [Sound on]
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Platystemon posted:
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Sep 6, 2020 07:29
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Haha when I saw the picture I thought "that looks like Buttonville Airport" but thought that it couldn't possibly be, that there are probably a fuckton of airports in the world that look like that. Well that's actually where it was
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:https://twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1302353666515623936 drat, I didn't knew Tediore was manufacturing weapons outside of the Borderlands universe!
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Sep 6, 2020 09:11
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New Aussie Dashcam compilation out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cvf8byd1fQ
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Sep 6, 2020 11:52
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Cartoon Man posted:Prepare to clench... I see this type of reaction lots of times. Mostly with deer, is it safer to just say fuckit and plow into them? (while applying the brakes of course)
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zharmad posted:The Igla doesn't have a warhead per se. It's a contained unit. It goes from the front: Guidance Package---Munition----Flight Motor----Launch Motor, they're not intended to separate during flight. It looks to me like the entire missile assembly got hung up in the launch tube which means there's a live warhead in the tube that is flying around. No, you can see the missile leave screen. Something jams it initially but it breaks free within split second and also bends the tube. It would be interesting to know where it flew, like was there a Malaysian Airlines plane flying low nearby.
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Ak Gara posted:I see this type of reaction lots of times. Mostly with deer, is it safer to just say fuckit and plow into them? (while applying the brakes of course) As always the proper procedure is to treat cars in the gore zone and all deer as life ending missiles and slow down and give them a wife berth before they idiotically get in front of you.
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zedprime posted:It's kind of what guard rails and medians are for. Hitting something (including and especially deer even in a truck) will 100% ruin your day while putting it in the ditch will maybe only ruin your day 75% of the time. Always throw your wife between you and harm.
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Cable Guy posted:[Sound on] https://i.imgur.com/gVeZxw5.mp4 The Sausages fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Sep 6, 2020 |
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You know, I have an impact wrench, flashlight, condom and a portable air purifier I wonder if I can....
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