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cumshitter posted:i always thought "praying medic" was a pretty bad name because i want my medic to be competent enought o treat me without having to appeal to a higher power He specializes in injuries sustained in prayer. Blown out eschatologies, torn doctrinal heresies, hysterical beatification, premature cadaver synod, that sort of thing
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cumshitter posted:i always thought "praying medic" was a pretty bad name because i want my medic to be competent enought o treat me without having to appeal to a higher power wow nice fableism much???? i'm cancelling my next shipment of MLM Assway cum.
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the liquor store near me got these pre-mixed cocktail cans that are like $3.50 each and theyre alright, pretty decent for the price, and im having one that im pretty sure is supposed to be codeine free purple drank i had purple drank at work once because i had a pretty bad flu and cough and id just get 7-up from the vending machine and drink it at my desk and tell all my coworkers no this is 100% legit medicine
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Epic High Five posted:He specializes in injuries sustained in prayer. Blown out eschatologies, torn doctrinal heresies, hysterical beatification, premature cadaver synod, that sort of thing wtf, you arent squizzle
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Man Musk posted:imagine being on the ted cruz beat at a time of civilizational collapse ted installing extra cupboards and buying up all the stocks of canned soup in his area as he prepare to defend against the antifa hordes he expects to appear any day now. Whistling as he stacks row upon row of campbells chili mac onto pristine shelves. He pauses momentarily to appreciate the weight and heft of a can. How snug the cylinder sits in his grip with little effort, almost like a an extension of himself. He mimes a throw at an imaginary foe and resumes stacking the can, quickly filling another cupboard. As he steps back to close the cupboard door he runs an admiring eye over the array of cans, the weapons with which he will keep his horrible family safe. He closes it and chuckles to himself. "Let them come," he thinks. " Wait till they get a taste of these (puts on sunglasses he didn't have a moment ago) ......Cruz missiles." Yeeaaahhhhh *sick guitar licks start wailing out from inside one the cupboards* e: 
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that remidns me, it loving sucks rear end that halloween is cancelled this year because its the best holiday and like genuinely the only holiday look forward to and have a lot of fun with, and this halloween would be special because it: -falls on a saturday (hell yeah no work the next time and big turnout) -falls on a full moon -falls on daylight savings so an extra hour to partay -falls on a month with two full moons (blue moon)
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CODChimera posted:we need some sort of morale boosting system we had one but the us marshals took care of that
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Xaris posted:that remidns me, it loving sucks rear end that halloween is cancelled this year because its the best holiday and like genuinely the only holiday look forward to and have a lot of fun with, and this halloween would be special because it: it also falls on Friday the 13th
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Man Musk posted:We got t-minus 60 hours till Day Crew arrives stick to the plan
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Flavius Aetass posted:we had one but the us marshals took care of that i really don't want to get covid but i might go out and just be extra careful for haloween
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PMURT: i cant find an orange making a face as dumb as this one
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twoday posted:this is my sig now lol, nice
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lol listening to episode 400 of the dollop on reagan with patton oswalt and it owns. gareth, the funny guy, is way better with competition and someone to riff with. especially patton
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Xaris posted:I'm usually chugging a lot of water. i'm guessing it's some weird capillary fuckery of some sort that just constricts vessels enough to make it clogged-feeling I have a friend that gets this - if it's annoying, try phenergan to clear it up
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CODChimera posted:we need some sort of morale boosting system Have you tried edibles?
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Flavius Aetass posted:ive never listened to the dollop because I despise the word dollop same. also tbf i have problems trying to get into something that is like 80000 episodes already for like 10 years
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Charun posted:I have a friend that gets this - if it's annoying, try phenergan to clear it up good to know ill get some and give that a try.
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Vox Nihili posted:Have you tried edibles? yeah wasn't a huge fan but that was back when i was a rookie halloween seems like the one cool US thing
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Slumfrog posted:ted installing extra cupboards and buying up all the stocks of canned soup in his area as he prepare to defend against the antifa hordes he expects to appear any day now. Whistling as he stacks row upon row of campbells chili mac onto pristine shelves. He pauses momentarily to appreciate the weight and heft of a can. How snug the cylinder sits in his grip with little effort, almost like a an extension of himself. He mimes a throw at an imaginary foe and resumes stacking the can, quickly filling another cupboard. As he steps back to close the cupboard door he runs an admiring eye over the array of cans, the weapons with which he will keep his horrible family safe. He closes it and chuckles to himself. boooooooooo (lol)
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Mustached Demon posted:I sustain morale on poo poo posts and squats yeah but for like when that runs out
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CODChimera posted:yeah but for like when that runs out You don't wanna be around for when my poo poo post fountain runs out
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Mustached Demon posted:You don't wanna be around for when my poo poo post fountain runs out https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WarmSoggyGopher-mobile.mp4
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Bulgakov posted:boooooooooo Oh hell yeah that deserves a boo-ing. It's awful. And so how could i resist?
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Salt Fish posted:I'm seeing way too many people in cspam thinking that things matter and its loving depressing.
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