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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Every drat time I am more worried about the hand going into the carabiner. Then Iremember when it stops, they have to re-attach after the knot and weeee round 2!

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Why does he not have gloves?!

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Mr. Nice! posted:

Why does he not have gloves?!

I'm guessing that 'thinking things through' is not one of his key skills.

Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same
what's the backstory there? why is dude there in the first place?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

It's afraid!

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



There’s a longer version of this video where he skydives down at the end, and also you can see that he pissed himself

Mr. Nice! posted:

Why does he not have gloves?!

iirc he has them on at the start, but they get stuck in the pulley and come off

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Superterranean posted:

what's the backstory there? why is dude there in the first place?

I think they were intending to climb out to the midway point and them BASE jump to the valley below.

They thought they could calmly move hand over hand all the way, forgetting what would happen the second they lost control of their speed.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Mr. Nice! posted:

Why does he not have gloves?!

He had them at the start.

Beware that the audio on this is like ten bels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Ziv Zulander posted:

iirc he has them on at the start, but they get stuck in the pulley and come off

The first time ever when "degloved" hasn't been completely not mind safe awful.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
Pucker factor so high watching that I may need to be "de-chaired"

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
:perfect:

One minute is an excruciatingly long time to ponder your imminent death

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Son of Thunderbeast posted:

One minute is an excruciatingly long time to ponder your imminent death
time seems to slow down when that happens

It's a cheap and completely legal thrill

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I'm sure that's one of the things you do because you wanted to die already

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Ak Gara posted:

I see this type of reaction lots of times. Mostly with deer, is it safer to just say fuckit and plow into them? (while applying the brakes of course)
Both my driver's ed instructor and my insurance agent said at least with deer to just hit the brakes and hope they jump out of the way. Cars are best at taking collisions from the front, where if you attempt to swerve around the thing you risk losing control of the vehicle which could lead to a worse crash if you flip over, end up in oncoming traffic, etc. Also because deer are fast and stupid it's not unheard of for them to jump right in to the path of the swerving vehicle at the last second so you end up hitting them anyways. In the end cars can always be fixed or replaced, so if you're going to crash you always want the vehicle taking as much of the hit as possible.

When it's another vehicle or a pedestrian the overall math changes. It's still generally safer for you and those in your vehicle to not swerve, but obviously most of us would rather risk ourselves a bit more to avoid being involved in someone else's death, even if that death would be their own dumb rear end fault

That said, I really hope that idiot was stopped in one way or another and screamed at until the cops arrived to write them every possible ticket that might apply. Beyond the obvious dumbassery of what they were doing in the first place it's quite clear they were in no rush to get up to speed wither. If you're pulling on to a highway from a stop for whatever reason the go pedal needs to be on the floor until you reach an appropriate speed.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
At night I've switched the lights off and laid on the horn and the brakes at a pack of deer in the road... but that requires like, exactly the right set of conditions for it to be a good idea. As in, coming around the corner and a bunch of deer are within the braking zone? Lights off, horn up, pray they scatter.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Can we get this singing in the GladOS voice? tia

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Mr. Nice! posted:

Why does he not have gloves?!

Spent the glove money on kneepads



e: had my little joke sitting in a tab for awhile somehow. Anyway, now that i've seen that whole video all i can say is :stonk:

a kitten fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Sep 6, 2020

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




So what's the intended purpose of that rope in the first place? How do you safely use it?

I assume there's some sort of kit which is better than just a carabiner which would control your descent.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

hemale in pain posted:

So what's the intended purpose of that rope in the first place? How do you safely use it?

I assume there's some sort of kit which is better than just a carabiner which would control your descent.

I'm guessing it's a zipline and there are things you can use to ride a zipline that consists of a couple pulleys and I assume a brake. This seems like some dipshit who made a home made contraption and thought he could just lower himself down the rope by hand. After sliding down with just that clip, I'm guessing he totally fuckered that rope forever.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

hemale in pain posted:

So what's the intended purpose of that rope in the first place? How do you safely use it?

I assume there's some sort of kit which is better than just a carabiner which would control your descent.

Can't remember why it went up originally, but it's for basejumping into the valley now. Get out to the middle point then drop, which is why there's a knot of abandoned ropes and tackle there to stop him.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

It’s a whole series ?!?!?


https://twitter.com/simpbuyback/status/1302467627009236999?s=21

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Is that truck going “m’lady”??

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

wolrah posted:

Both my driver's ed instructor and my insurance agent said at least with deer to just hit the brakes and hope they jump out of the way. Cars are best at taking collisions from the front, where if you attempt to swerve around the thing you risk losing control of the vehicle which could lead to a worse crash if you flip over, end up in oncoming traffic, etc. Also because deer are fast and stupid it's not unheard of for them to jump right in to the path of the swerving vehicle at the last second so you end up hitting them anyways. In the end cars can always be fixed or replaced, so if you're going to crash you always want the vehicle taking as much of the hit as possible.

When it's another vehicle or a pedestrian the overall math changes. It's still generally safer for you and those in your vehicle to not swerve, but obviously most of us would rather risk ourselves a bit more to avoid being involved in someone else's death, even if that death would be their own dumb rear end fault

That said, I really hope that idiot was stopped in one way or another and screamed at until the cops arrived to write them every possible ticket that might apply. Beyond the obvious dumbassery of what they were doing in the first place it's quite clear they were in no rush to get up to speed wither. If you're pulling on to a highway from a stop for whatever reason the go pedal needs to be on the floor until you reach an appropriate speed.
i was taught in drivers ed and by my parents not to swerve as well

on a 4 lane road with a nice shallow ditch, the calculus is a bit different, but on the kind of normal 2 lane roads where we drive almost entirely around here, swerving has the potential to suddenly turn smacking square into a deer into a head on collision with oncoming traffic

it also has the potential to cause a glancing collision with the deer, which could cause you to go sideways into oncoming traffic as well

as for going into the ditch, plenty of ditches here also might look like a stable gradient from the road only to have a cement culvert come up quick. and that isn't even considering the danger of rolling

i was taught to brake as hard as possible without hydroplaning or skidding on ice and to strike the deer as square as possible if they don't move. swerving or going into the ditch is basically gambling that you can get away with zero damage but at a greatly increased risk of much worse damage

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
hosed up that you gotta make the distinction, but doesn't hitting a deer fall under "collision" insurance while swerving into a ditch "comprehensive"?

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Uthor posted:

hosed up that you gotta make the distinction, but doesn't hitting a deer fall under "collision" insurance while swerving into a ditch "comprehensive"?

Other way around; damage from hitting an animal is typically "other than collision" aka "comprehensive" - along with vandalism, theft, damage from falling objects, and other factors not typically in the driver's control. Rolling your car or hitting an obstacle like a tree or ditch is considered a collision.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Is it then that it's "worse" to have a collision versus a comprehensive claim?

Tldr, I thought it was advantageous to hit the deer from an insurance perspective.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Platystemon posted:

He had them at the start.

Beware that the audio on this is like ten bels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No

Those gloves are not at all what he should be using, idiot is lucky he is alive obviously but also lucky to have any skin left on either hand.

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
Man blows up part of house while chasing fly.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
That's one hell of an elaborate way to kill yourself.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Uthor posted:

Is it then that it's "worse" to have a collision versus a comprehensive claim?

Tldr, I thought it was advantageous to hit the deer from an insurance perspective.

My grandfather hit a deer when I was a kid and apparently his insurance agent told him that yes, if you hit the deer it counts as something unavoidable and out of your control, but if you swerve to miss it and drive into a tree in the process then that was your fault.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Uthor posted:

Is it then that it's "worse" to have a collision versus a comprehensive claim?

Tldr, I thought it was advantageous to hit the deer from an insurance perspective.

Basically yeah, a single-driver collision is considered at-fault and is gonna look worse on your record than a comprehensive claim.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


The Immaculate Conception of Optimus Beta

Zudgemud
Mar 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer
You have moose in the states too, what is the driver/insurance recommendation for colliding with that? Because 500 kilos of meat and bone perfectly placed for landning in your windshield is almost never preferable to swerving.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Zudgemud posted:

You have moose in the states too, what is the driver/insurance recommendation for colliding with that? Because 500 kilos of meat and bone perfectly placed for landning in your windshield is almost never preferable to swerving.
There's a reason they call it the moose test.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Zudgemud posted:

You have moose in the states too, what is the driver/insurance recommendation for colliding with that? Because 500 kilos of meat and bone perfectly placed for landning in your windshield is almost never preferable to swerving.

Then you would want a car that can pass the "Moose Test"

Although from the article:

quote:

Research showed that even though its name refers to moose, it looks like the test actually simulates avoiding a reversing car or a child running on the street rather than encountering a moose. This is because when a moose suddenly shows up on the road it is more advisable to brake and try to get through behind the animal, since it’s most likely the animal will continue crossing the road and will not stop or turn around.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

What's the story behind that? I've seen it before but never read the 'why'.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Platystemon posted:

He had them at the start.

Beware that the audio on this is like ten bels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No

Why is there a rusty cable strung between two mountains anyway? And where does this take place?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Why is there a rusty cable strung between two mountains anyway? And where does this take place?

I see someone has never seen Cliffhanger.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Why is there a rusty cable strung between two mountains anyway? And where does this take place?

I'll take "Блять" for 2000, Alex

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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Platystemon posted:

He had them at the start.

Beware that the audio on this is like ten bels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No

I don't get it. He's wearing a parachute. Just go along for the ride, and if the clamp fails, pull it.

Fake edit: dude totally pisses himself. No idea why.

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