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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

He’s the best since gamequoter. Reverse the probation and save your soul, mod.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Flesh Forge posted:

I dunno what you thought she was from the very beginning, her very first appearance was a gun porn photoshoot. just because she didn't get too undressed for it doesn't make it not what it was

like, what do you think was going on here



Huh, I guess so. I know nothing about American gun culture outside it trying to justify killing black people but I can see hot(?) babe with a gun can fit in it.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Admiral Ray posted:

eh, the worst part of cumshitters gay supremacy bit is the misogyny aspect (which he knows), so when he makes posts like that he knows it's a gamble. a week is a bit much imo, 2 or 3 days would have been plenty to emphasize that he needs to amp up the absurdity of it.

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Like with a good Kelly bit the best cumshitter posts are the ones where you get a brief glimpse of his personal life and struggles, and the deep sacrifices he's had to make to keep his business going

He doesn't always bat 100% but I appreciate the dedication. "Glengarry Glen Ross but with dicks" is a hard sell but he makes it work


I've come to the conclusion/observation that whenever I satirepost, no matter how ludicrous of a thing I write, if there are any replies then at least one response will be someone finding a way to take the sarcasm seriously.


In a separate-but-not-entirely-unrelated trend I've fount that if I write a paragraph-length chunk of text which is mostly serious-tone/informative, but for the last sentence tack on a punchline or absurdist curveball that creates an alternative interpretation of the entire post, so it can be read as a serious post (if you ignore the last sentence), or it can be read as a joke, or... someone always picks option C: ignore the main point(s) being made while also missing the joke and trip over yourself in a rush to fact-check the completely nonsensical dumb bullshit that could not have possibly been written seriously.

therefore if the universe still exists when cumshitter's probation ends I'll ask him to be my sensei and teach me the ways of true buffoonery

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1302741771236061185
:lol: so much for being a stalwart defender of :911:FREEZEPEACH:911:

gently caress James woods

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

That cumshitter probe was loving lame, what the gently caress mods

Free cumshitter

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Lemniscate Blue posted:

1) The offsite trend towards fashyness makes me wonder about B&R, which I understand has already had teething problems with its moderatorship, and

2) This site was originally a hate forum for the whole world wide web. In essence we are the original offsite for the entire-rear end Internet.

the lf offsites went insane but not fascist iirc its way more likely that B&R will implode because of a weird sex scandal or a mod embezzling a mutual aid fund to buy funkopops

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

https://twitter.com/KohzKah/status/1303064360613371904

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Farm Frenzy posted:

a mod embezzling a mutual aid fund to buy funkopops

First as farce, then again, also as farce

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

Crane Fist posted:

First as farce, then again, also as farce

funko pops are so 2019, the future is commissioned art of obese lions.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

make cumshitter the fyad mod and probe lk for a thousand years or 'til he learns what a joke is

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Probe cumshitter when he goes to far imo, he flew too close to the sun there

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

miniscule12 posted:

funko pops are so 2019, the future is commissioned art of obese lions.

Using a bail fund to buy an Adobe cloud subscription to store my fat cat art

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Crane Fist posted:

Probe cumshitter when he goes to far imo, he flew too close to the sun there

this, sometimes the wings melt

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Crane Fist posted:

Probe cumshitter when he goes to far imo, he flew too close to the sun there

a 6er would've been appropriate

this was a week

free cumshitter

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans posted:

a 6er would've been appropriate

this was a week

free cumshitter

Oh word I thought it was a 3 day which would also be cool in my mind because that post was way over the loving line

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Like with a good Kelly bit the best cumshitter posts are the ones where you get a brief glimpse of his personal life and struggles, and the deep sacrifices he's had to make to keep his business going

He doesn't always bat 100% but I appreciate the dedication. "Glengarry Glen Ross but with dicks" is a hard sell but he makes it work

im pretty sure thats just a cumtown bit already

you should just go listen to that instead

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Crane Fist posted:

Oh word I thought it was a 3 day which would also be cool in my mind because that post was way over the loving line

how lol

he was expressing bewilderment at people being attracted to women from his own (satirical) perspective of an insanely gay person, and vaguely questioned beauty standards in general, he didn't even really DO anything

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

smarxist posted:

how lol

he was expressing bewilderment at people being attracted to women from his own (satirical) perspective of an insanely gay person, and vaguely questioned beauty standards in general, he didn't even really DO anything

Mate he sounded like a serial killer. I know what he was going for but my dude overshot the mark pretty badly with that one, poo poo made my skin crawl

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Anyway I thought you were going to B&R never to return

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

cumshitter was an inside job

free him

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

abolish women and free cum

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

miniscule12 posted:

abolish women and free cum

This but also abolish men

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Crane Fist posted:

Anyway I thought you were going to B&R never to return

i don't know who you are or why you think this is an own

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

see: the american pilgrims, who were the results of two separate "find the most sin-obsessed fun-loathing people to build a society" cycles

first the ones who fled England to the Netherlands, then the ones who freaked out on learning their kids were picking up dutch and hauled rear end to America

as a dumb american it was weird first learning about the English Civil War puritans vs cavaliers, especially looking at the paintings, because it was like, why are all those pilgrims shooting the cool knights and poo poo?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
this guy would've been an ISIS recruit a few years ago. sociopaths, psychopaths who believe bonkers poo poo and are weaponized by other men who have no ideology other than profit

https://twitter.com/Johnnthelefty/status/1303274934248984580

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

this guy would've been an ISIS recruit a few years ago. sociopaths, psychopaths who believe bonkers poo poo and are weaponized by other men who have no ideology other than profit

https://twitter.com/Johnnthelefty/status/1303274934248984580

It's not even that they believe it, guys like that just want to hurt people and want attention and the far right gives you both

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 224 days!

Crane Fist posted:

Mate he sounded like a serial killer. I know what he was going for but my dude overshot the mark pretty badly with that one, poo poo made my skin crawl

honestly some allowance should be made for an outside perspective, because tbh it's a lot easier to be comfortable with that sort of stuff if you know cumshitter and his posting style. but not everyone does, by definition a new poster can't unless they came here because they saw hilarious cumshitter reposts.

a week may have been a bit much but then we may not have bothered talking about it if they had nailed the probe length perfectly

e: ps free cumshitter

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ArmZ posted:

free cumshitter

Tempting, but what's the catch? :tinfoil:

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

chaleski posted:

That cumshitter probe was loving lame, what the gently caress mods

Free cumshitter

*in Nick Mullen black guy voice* yo free my boy cumshitter!

NOTE: This Something Awful forums user (previously known as "The Blackest Goon") is a Person of Color who chose the current iteration of his username ironically after years of having his remaining brain cells all but fried after monitoring the rise of online reactionary ideologies for a decade.

if this sounds like a flimsy excuse, you are wrong

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1303382872435425281

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 224 days!
Alt-Right: it's just rape threats all the way down.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
more rape threats than lavrenty beria's nkvd (yeah I know I know but I don't remember which of Hitler's pals was the serial rapist of the bunch)

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

more rape threats than lavrenty beria's nkvd (yeah I know I know but I don't remember which of Hitler's pals was the serial rapist of the bunch)

Isn't NKVD soviet, or am I not getting a joke?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Last Saturday a Proud Boy member apparently got run over in Vancouver Washington and other Proud Boys are furious that the cops won't disclose the name of the driver, but they are absolutely convinced it was Antifa. Who else would run over a fascist but an Antifascist? Undercover cop maybe?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Panfilo posted:

Last Saturday a Proud Boy member apparently got run over in Vancouver Washington and other Proud Boys are furious that the cops won't disclose the name of the driver, but they are absolutely convinced it was Antifa. Who else would run over a fascist but an Antifascist? Undercover cop maybe?
Proud Boy whose wife cheated on him with the first Proud Boy.

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Proud Boy whose wife cheated on him with the first Proud Boy.

Wrong Wives 2: The Pickup Artist

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

BurntCornMuffin posted:

Isn't NKVD soviet, or am I not getting a joke?

Don't worry it's not much of a joke

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

staticman posted:

Wrong Wives 2: The Pickup Artist

Night of the Wrong Wives will always be the top choice.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Panfilo posted:

Last Saturday a Proud Boy member apparently got run over in Vancouver Washington and other Proud Boys are furious that the cops won't disclose the name of the driver, but they are absolutely convinced it was Antifa. Who else would run over a fascist but an Antifascist? Undercover cop maybe?

Why is the US Vancouver such a haven for chuds?

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
because it's the most rural area in direct proximity to pdx

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