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He’s the best since gamequoter. Reverse the probation and save your soul, mod.
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 21:08 |
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Flesh Forge posted:I dunno what you thought she was from the very beginning, her very first appearance was a gun porn photoshoot. just because she didn't get too undressed for it doesn't make it not what it was Huh, I guess so. I know nothing about American gun culture outside it trying to justify killing black people but I can see hot(?) babe with a gun can fit in it.
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 21:13 |
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Admiral Ray posted:eh, the worst part of cumshitters gay supremacy bit is the misogyny aspect (which he knows), so when he makes posts like that he knows it's a gamble. a week is a bit much imo, 2 or 3 days would have been plenty to emphasize that he needs to amp up the absurdity of it. PsychoInternetHawk posted:Like with a good Kelly bit the best cumshitter posts are the ones where you get a brief glimpse of his personal life and struggles, and the deep sacrifices he's had to make to keep his business going I've come to the conclusion/observation that whenever I satirepost, no matter how ludicrous of a thing I write, if there are any replies then at least one response will be someone finding a way to take the sarcasm seriously. In a separate-but-not-entirely-unrelated trend I've fount that if I write a paragraph-length chunk of text which is mostly serious-tone/informative, but for the last sentence tack on a punchline or absurdist curveball that creates an alternative interpretation of the entire post, so it can be read as a serious post (if you ignore the last sentence), or it can be read as a joke, or... someone always picks option C: ignore the main point(s) being made while also missing the joke and trip over yourself in a rush to fact-check the completely nonsensical dumb bullshit that could not have possibly been written seriously. therefore if the universe still exists when cumshitter's probation ends I'll ask him to be my sensei and teach me the ways of true buffoonery
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 21:17 |
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https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1302741771236061185 so much for being a stalwart defender of FREEZEPEACH gently caress James woods
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 00:27 |
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That cumshitter probe was loving lame, what the gently caress mods Free cumshitter
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 01:43 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:1) The offsite trend towards fashyness makes me wonder about B&R, which I understand has already had teething problems with its moderatorship, and the lf offsites went insane but not fascist iirc its way more likely that B&R will implode because of a weird sex scandal or a mod embezzling a mutual aid fund to buy funkopops
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 01:49 |
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https://twitter.com/KohzKah/status/1303064360613371904
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 02:16 |
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Farm Frenzy posted:a mod embezzling a mutual aid fund to buy funkopops First as farce, then again, also as farce
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 02:17 |
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Crane Fist posted:First as farce, then again, also as farce funko pops are so 2019, the future is commissioned art of obese lions.
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 02:19 |
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make cumshitter the fyad mod and probe lk for a thousand years or 'til he learns what a joke is
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 02:28 |
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Probe cumshitter when he goes to far imo, he flew too close to the sun there
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 03:52 |
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miniscule12 posted:funko pops are so 2019, the future is commissioned art of obese lions. Using a bail fund to buy an Adobe cloud subscription to store my fat cat art
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 03:52 |
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Crane Fist posted:Probe cumshitter when he goes to far imo, he flew too close to the sun there this, sometimes the wings melt
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 03:58 |
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Crane Fist posted:Probe cumshitter when he goes to far imo, he flew too close to the sun there a 6er would've been appropriate this was a week free cumshitter
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 04:07 |
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Filthy Hans posted:a 6er would've been appropriate Oh word I thought it was a 3 day which would also be cool in my mind because that post was way over the loving line
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 04:13 |
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:Like with a good Kelly bit the best cumshitter posts are the ones where you get a brief glimpse of his personal life and struggles, and the deep sacrifices he's had to make to keep his business going im pretty sure thats just a cumtown bit already you should just go listen to that instead
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 05:45 |
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Crane Fist posted:Oh word I thought it was a 3 day which would also be cool in my mind because that post was way over the loving line how lol he was expressing bewilderment at people being attracted to women from his own (satirical) perspective of an insanely gay person, and vaguely questioned beauty standards in general, he didn't even really DO anything
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 06:09 |
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smarxist posted:how lol Mate he sounded like a serial killer. I know what he was going for but my dude overshot the mark pretty badly with that one, poo poo made my skin crawl
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 06:18 |
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Anyway I thought you were going to B&R never to return
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 06:20 |
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cumshitter was an inside job free him
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 07:20 |
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abolish women and free cum
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 07:28 |
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miniscule12 posted:abolish women and free cum This but also abolish men
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 07:59 |
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Crane Fist posted:Anyway I thought you were going to B&R never to return i don't know who you are or why you think this is an own
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 08:48 |
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Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:see: the american pilgrims, who were the results of two separate "find the most sin-obsessed fun-loathing people to build a society" cycles as a dumb american it was weird first learning about the English Civil War puritans vs cavaliers, especially looking at the paintings, because it was like, why are all those pilgrims shooting the cool knights and poo poo?
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 08:48 |
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this guy would've been an ISIS recruit a few years ago. sociopaths, psychopaths who believe bonkers poo poo and are weaponized by other men who have no ideology other than profit https://twitter.com/Johnnthelefty/status/1303274934248984580
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 12:11 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:this guy would've been an ISIS recruit a few years ago. sociopaths, psychopaths who believe bonkers poo poo and are weaponized by other men who have no ideology other than profit It's not even that they believe it, guys like that just want to hurt people and want attention and the far right gives you both
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 12:29 |
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Crane Fist posted:Mate he sounded like a serial killer. I know what he was going for but my dude overshot the mark pretty badly with that one, poo poo made my skin crawl honestly some allowance should be made for an outside perspective, because tbh it's a lot easier to be comfortable with that sort of stuff if you know cumshitter and his posting style. but not everyone does, by definition a new poster can't unless they came here because they saw hilarious cumshitter reposts. a week may have been a bit much but then we may not have bothered talking about it if they had nailed the probe length perfectly e: ps free cumshitter
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 12:35 |
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ArmZ posted:free cumshitter Tempting, but what's the catch?
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 12:51 |
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chaleski posted:That cumshitter probe was loving lame, what the gently caress mods *in Nick Mullen black guy voice* yo free my boy cumshitter! NOTE: This Something Awful forums user (previously known as "The Blackest Goon") is a Person of Color who chose the current iteration of his username ironically after years of having his remaining brain cells all but fried after monitoring the rise of online reactionary ideologies for a decade.
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 17:18 |
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https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1303382872435425281
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 18:22 |
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Alt-Right: it's just rape threats all the way down.
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 18:26 |
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more rape threats than lavrenty beria's nkvd (yeah I know I know but I don't remember which of Hitler's pals was the serial rapist of the bunch)
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 18:33 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:more rape threats than lavrenty beria's nkvd (yeah I know I know but I don't remember which of Hitler's pals was the serial rapist of the bunch) Isn't NKVD soviet, or am I not getting a joke?
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 19:30 |
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Last Saturday a Proud Boy member apparently got run over in Vancouver Washington and other Proud Boys are furious that the cops won't disclose the name of the driver, but they are absolutely convinced it was Antifa. Who else would run over a fascist but an Antifascist? Undercover cop maybe?
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 19:57 |
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Panfilo posted:Last Saturday a Proud Boy member apparently got run over in Vancouver Washington and other Proud Boys are furious that the cops won't disclose the name of the driver, but they are absolutely convinced it was Antifa. Who else would run over a fascist but an Antifascist? Undercover cop maybe?
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 20:01 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Proud Boy whose wife cheated on him with the first Proud Boy. Wrong Wives 2: The Pickup Artist
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 20:05 |
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BurntCornMuffin posted:Isn't NKVD soviet, or am I not getting a joke? Don't worry it's not much of a joke
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 20:10 |
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staticman posted:Wrong Wives 2: The Pickup Artist Night of the Wrong Wives will always be the top choice.
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 20:14 |
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Panfilo posted:Last Saturday a Proud Boy member apparently got run over in Vancouver Washington and other Proud Boys are furious that the cops won't disclose the name of the driver, but they are absolutely convinced it was Antifa. Who else would run over a fascist but an Antifascist? Undercover cop maybe? Why is the US Vancouver such a haven for chuds?
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 20:57 |
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because it's the most rural area in direct proximity to pdx
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