Fleta Mcgurn posted:

gently caress yeah

Speaking of sticky...

teen witch posted:

Never used them? I assume it’s probably fine just more expensive? If I see any I’ll post a trip report

YeahTubaMike posted:

I bought two menstrual cups, one of which size, and I couldn't get either of them in there.

Bored posted:

Also, I seem to have narcolepsy right before my period. And I get real stupid.

Facebook Aunt posted:

In biology class the female teacher was describing human ovulation and said you can't feel it. About half the girls in class said "yeah we can" LOL. She'd never heard of it before that.

Anyway, if it's any consolation that pain might go away. I could feel it as a teen but it went away in my 20s or 30s sometime. Then again it could also get worse, because being a woman is an awesome adventure.

Broken Machine posted:

This reminds me of the placenta lasagna story in women's health. It's supposed to have lots of vitamins!

Facebook Aunt posted:

I just remembered this guy, lol.






But maybe women don't want to glue their delicate bits together? Well that's only because women are dumb and distracted by their gross menstrual leaks all the time.

Facebook Aunt posted:

I just remembered this guy, lol.






But maybe women don't want to glue their delicate bits together? Well that's only because women are dumb and distracted by their gross menstrual leaks all the time.

Spinz posted:

Honestly it couldn't have been a good idea.

Anything that sticky gooey down there is going to change the incredibly perfectly designed, hormonal, ph balanced magical self cleaning oven we have.

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Q: Can people actually order this [product], or is it still in the testing and funding stage?

A: Mensez is not available. It an idea, with a patent a month ago, I am in the funding stage. Then there will need to be substantial development and testing and regulation approval.

Q: What response are you getting from the women who have used it?

No one has used it. I do not have the final formulation or certification. When that happens it will be done by licensed professionals.

Q: Some might question your qualifications because you are a Chiropractor and not an OB/GYN … How would you respond to those concerns?

A: Those people believe that a person is not allowed to think outside of their little box or specialty. Yet they know that innovation comes from thinking outside the box … I always ask, why and I do think outside of box. I like to connect the dots between boxes.

I do not practice obstetrics, but in my Chiropractic degree I had classes in Obstetrics and Gynecology and I did passed my national board exams in them. I do know the anatomy and physiology.

Q: How long does an application of Mensez lipstick last?

A: It will last until it comes in contact with urine, or soap and water.

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Q: How does it affect the delicate ecosystem of flora and PH balance of a woman’s vagina?

A: I don’t see that there will be any negative affect on that, if anything it will only improve.

The PH is from natural secretions.

There is no air exchange with the blood, which can alter the PH, cause odors and promote bacterial growth

There are no potentially bacteria and chemical contaminated tampons being inserted.

The irritations from the absorbent materials is gone. Irritations increases your risk of infection.

Mensez is an ELEGANT AND HEALTHY Idea

The PH in the vagina is 3.5-4.5, we are not changing that. The PH of urine is 6.5-8, and the difference between the two PH’s is one thing that helps to dissolve the Mensez seal. It’s natural.

Q: Please take me back to the first clinical trials and how you were able to get women to try this, because messing around down there can be a little scary?

A: There have not been any clinical trials.

Probable 20 % of the emails that I have gotten are women volunteering to test it.

I personally have no interest in doing that.

Q: So Mensez Lipstick seals the lips shut when a woman is on her period… and the menstrual blood just collects in the vagina waiting to drain? Is that how it works?

A: Yes, the menstrual blood collects in the vagina the same location that a tampon collects it.

The labia like all mucus membranes naturally want to stick together, it’s a very weak attraction and Mensez only increases that attraction between the labia. It’s made of a combination of amino acids (the building blocks of protein) and oil. It is not a glue as so many have been calling it. The seal that is created is strong enough to prevent leakage until it comes in contact with urine. A woman will not feel sensation of stretching or hair pulling with her normal activity.

Q: There might also be some concerns that a man designed this for women … how have you battled those concerns?

A: I have done very poorly, it’s tough to communicating, it is so taboo, and guys are not allowed to an opinion about periods

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Do you realize that your eyes produce 5-10 fluid ounces of tears per day, it’s like a water fall on your face. and yet normally it does not run down your face it is controlled by the wonderful and marvelous design of your body.

Your nose produces about 16 fluid ounces of mucus per day and your nose is upside down and yet it does not normally run down your face it to is controlled by the wonderful and marvelous design of your body.

Your mouth produces 15 - 48 fluid ounces of saliva per day and yet it does not normally run down your face, it is controlled by the wonderfully and marvelous design of your body.

The average period produces about 1 fluid once of fluid during the entire 7 days and women have been told that it is normal for it to run down your leg and soil your clothing, The female reproductive system is the most wonderfully and marvelous parts of human anatomy and yet women are told that it is normal for secretions to bleed through and run out, that absorbent material are the only option for women.

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I do not practice obstetrics, but in my Chiropractic degree I had classes in Obstetrics and Gynecology

Enfys posted:

Literally A Person posted:

Me, a man: "Listen, girls. I know you like to think you're some kind of experts on vaginas but why don't you just quiet down and let me, a man, tell you what's what."

xcheopis posted:

Yes, this has been going on for centuries.

Mercury Hat posted:

"Sorry, I can't do work today, if I sweat my business will come unglued."

Colonel Cancer posted:

How about a shewee or whatever they call those big prosthetic penises for lady campers but for periods?!? Relive man's worst horror every time you go to the bathroom.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Look ladies he knows what he's talking about he's a chiropractor.



https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mensez/


It doesn't exist and there is no formula, but he knows it will work.




Of course this was all years ago. Does it exist yet? No. But there is a website. http://www.mensez.com/


I wonder where he got that 1 ounce figure. Most menstrual cups hold about 1 ounce, and I fill that thing up more than once a week.