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Sep 8, 2020 18:29
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Having one of those pre-period days where everything hurts, barely have the energy to move, can’t concentrate on anything, feel vaguely sick and if I just had a runny nose I’d swear it was the flu. ughhhhHHH
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Sep 8, 2020 18:34
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This thread is proof that it is definitely women who try to hide that periods are gross. Much like how "Don't you realise that most skincare and make up is made by men" is making a rather different argument to the one he thinks it is.
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Sep 8, 2020 18:35
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Waterbed Wendy posted:the cask of mymoundtillado (as the last of the tampons are slotted into the wall) for the love of God, Monstresor!
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Sep 8, 2020 19:13
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SatansOnion posted:(as the last of the tampons are slotted into the wall) for the love of God, Monstresor! I'm weeping and struggling to breathe omg
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Sep 8, 2020 19:18
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 This might only be intelligible to irish people, if even that.
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Sep 8, 2020 19:40
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more like wee-weepoxy
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Sep 8, 2020 20:10
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Ok for wood but not okay for bagina?! Another double standard smdh
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Sep 8, 2020 20:40
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This is like an All-Stars. Dude went full bingo there.
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Sep 8, 2020 21:25
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I started what might be my first period in years what the gently caress If not it's just a fun time being really sick with added blood yay
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Sep 8, 2020 23:08
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"susan that's a lovely lipstick you're wearing, where did you get it?" "oh you know, my pussy."
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Sep 8, 2020 23:15
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Dazerbeams posted:bloodgates of Hell. ftfy big missed opportunity
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Sep 9, 2020 00:46
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i remember in high school one day my (female!) Anatomy class (!!!!!!!!!) teacher proclaimed that "you only lose a tablespoon of blood each month" and EVERY girl in the class erupted with indignation and the boys proceeded to make fun of us because "you guys are such wimps, that's not that bad" that still rustles my jimmies  when I was 14 I used to be stricken immobile on the couch from cramps and going through 'overnight' pads during the day, she was otherwise a great teacher but wtf lady
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Sep 9, 2020 02:20
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HOT BREAD! posted:i remember in high school one day my (female!) Anatomy class (!!!!!!!!!) teacher proclaimed that "you only lose a tablespoon of blood each month" and EVERY girl in the class erupted with indignation and the boys proceeded to make fun of us because "you guys are such wimps, that's not that bad" A tablespoon a MONTH?! I probably lose a tablespoon every 30 seconds.
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Sep 9, 2020 02:31
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Yeah idk where she got that info but she was wrong as all hell and it sucks that she taught that info to high schoolers 😤 Fake e: goog says average is 6-8 tbsp but we all know how wildly that can vary Actual e: also, the CLOTS
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Sep 9, 2020 02:55
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HOT BREAD! posted:Fake e: goog says average is 6-8 tbsp but we all know how wildly that can vary 1) The average per month? 2) Pad commercials should include clots, even if they have to be little blue clots 3) This is my 23rd non-consecutive period day since August 12, and I think it is filling my brain with deviant thoughts
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Sep 9, 2020 03:04
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YeahTubaMike posted:1) The average per month? imagining the prop guy tasked with figuring out a decent visual representation of a blue clot. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Sep 9, 2020 |
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Sep 9, 2020 03:09
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Literally A Person posted:imaging the prop guy tasked with figuring out a decent visual representation of a blue clot. Slightly warm blue raspberry Jello 
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Sep 9, 2020 03:16
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YeahTubaMike posted:Slightly warm blue raspberry Jello M'eh, it's a living
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Sep 9, 2020 03:22
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YeahTubaMike posted:1) The average per month? Yep, monthly average. Err... per-period average? Y’all are reminding me how I saw a pad commercial the other day and they were actually using (light) red liquid. it was super surprising and I can’t help but think how many people who saw that were freaked out (myself included) because we have managed to normalize Blue Curaçao menses, I guess? had to have a long think to myself after that one new boot goofin fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Sep 9, 2020 |
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Sep 9, 2020 03:30
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Colonel Cancer posted:How about a shewee or whatever they call those big prosthetic penises for lady campers but for periods?!? Relive man's worst horror every time you go to the bathroom. someone sufficiently masc-looking please bring a pressurized shewee into a men's bathroom, blast a stream of blood into a urinal with the casual nonchalance of someone who does it every day, and report back on bystander reactions
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Sep 9, 2020 03:36
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The same shock jock who calls teen girls and adult women Tomato Pants went on and on about a news story pre Covid, a company that offered women a paid week off for their periods/they could work from home if they were up to it, otherwise week off. How pissed he was, and then how eager to get all the "super bitchy" women out, but only if dudes got a paid week off to wank. it's like, I will never ever have a penis or experience what it feels like to ejaculate, but I am pretty sure it overall feels better than a period.
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Sep 9, 2020 03:50
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Cowslips Warren posted:The same shock jock who calls teen girls and adult women Tomato Pants went on and on about a news story pre Covid, a company that offered women a paid week off for their periods/they could work from home if they were up to it, otherwise week off. How pissed he was, and then how eager to get all the "super bitchy" women out, but only if dudes got a paid week off to wank. It's not bad. 
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Sep 9, 2020 03:56
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Literally A Person posted:imagining the prop guy tasked with figuring out a decent visual representation of a blue clot. Just throw in some bits of corn starch in cold blue water. Close enough.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:14
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Ill always remember the guy who learned while being mocked that tampons do not plug the vagina so you can pull it out and let it all drain like water down the drain at home. He did not understand it wasn't like an instant *blormph*
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Sep 9, 2020 04:16
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Literally A Person posted:imagining the prop guy tasked with figuring out a decent visual representation of a blue clot. Get the Hannibal folks to mock it up. It'll look great.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:17
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Barudak posted:Ill always remember the guy who learned while being mocked that tampons do not plug the vagina so you can pull it out and let it all drain like water down the drain at home. He did not understand it wasn't like an instant *blormph* Would that be more or less convenient than how they work currently? E: that's an honest question. Who What Now fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Sep 9, 2020 |
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Sep 9, 2020 04:48
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Who What Now posted:Would that be more or less convenient than how they work currently? That’s exactly how the cups work. When it functions as intended, it’s pretty drat great.
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Sep 9, 2020 05:38
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I don't really care if cis dudes get time off every month as well. Everyone should get more vacation days no matter what (here in america, where no one has guaranteed paid time off).
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Sep 9, 2020 06:12
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HOT BREAD! posted:i remember in high school one day my (female!) Anatomy class (!!!!!!!!!) teacher proclaimed that "you only lose a tablespoon of blood each month" and EVERY girl in the class erupted with indignation and the boys proceeded to make fun of us because "you guys are such wimps, that's not that bad" Yeah, I heard 2 tablespoons back in the day. I think I figured it out though. It is possible that no matter how much menstrual fluid you lose, only a tablespoon or two of that is regular circulating blood. Like when you shed the uterine lining that leaves some capillaries at loose ends and a tiny bit of regular blood leaks out of the circulatory system. The liquified uterine lining itself isn't exactly blood. Menstrual fluid also contains mucus, anticoagulant, and probably various goos I can't remember at the moment. Fluid produced does not equal blood lost. Why would the small amount of regular circulating blood lost be worth mentioning at all? Just a guess, but I bet it's that whole "thing that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" meme. They want to reassure 14 year olds that you're not going to lose a dangerous amount of blood and randomly die of anemia one month. That would be hemorrhaging, not menstruating. I am totally pulling this out of my rear end, but it seems like a reasonable way the misleading 1-2 tablespoons factoid could have gotten started.
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Sep 9, 2020 08:48
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Dazerbeams posted:One weird twisting angle and your cooter would burst open like the floodgates of Hell. Imagine if you sneeze or laugh and a few drops of pee comes out. Normally not a problem. But with Mensez a few drops of pee releases a blood wave that engulfs the city.
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Sep 9, 2020 08:51
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Facebook Aunt posted:Imagine if you sneeze or laugh and a few drops of pee comes out. Normally not a problem. But with Mensez a few drops of pee releases a blood wave that engulfs the city. Been a while but I dont think thats how that Siouxsie and the Banshees song goes.
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Sep 9, 2020 09:06
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Listen I don't know which one of you tik tok witches cast a spell on the thread that makes other people get your symptoms but I just felt myself ovulate for the first time I and I'm not happy about it.
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Sep 9, 2020 10:03
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I replaced my usual sympathetic magick candles with used tampons. Light the string like a wick, hit a lady in the junk with a metaphorical brick.
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Sep 9, 2020 10:21
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I mean I am the OP, y’all did this to y’selves
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Sep 9, 2020 10:23
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Facebook Aunt posted:I just remembered this guy, lol. Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me hard. And I'd seal all those intimate juices inside with organic Mensez! Call now and we'll throw in the cunny vacuum, OUR gift to YOU, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Also - hey, hi - have any of y'all felt pregnant and then actually been pregnant prior to being late? There is something going on with my wife's uterus and I am not sure how to advise her asides from suggesting a pregnancy test which she is currently adverse to for superstitious jinx type reasons.
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Sep 9, 2020 10:37
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kntfkr posted:Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me hard. What symptoms is she experiencing?
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Sep 9, 2020 11:08
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HIJK posted:What symptoms is she experiencing? Just like a fullness that equates more to what she felt in 3rd trimester of our 1st born than the fullness that you experience after eating. Stomach feels "weird" but not like nausea. She just says she feels pregnant. I think she took a test like a week after I busted and it was negative so I'm a little worried about what her feeling could be if it's not eggnancy.
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