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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Bananas are radioactive so for this application they're obviously good fun fact, the potassium in bananas gradually poops out positrons which does absolutely nothing useful but does technically mean that the produce department at walmart has an above-average antimatter output
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Potassium is a significant contributor to a person’s exposure to ionising radiation. I once saw a great proposal to manufacture and sell “depleted potassium” as a dietary supplement. I can only assume they found that isotopic separation was cost prohibitive.
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I have recently begun eating several bananas per day. What should my intake be if I wish to become an atomic superhero? Edit: Also, I want to play with the killer steel ball.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I have recently begun eating several bananas per day. What should my intake be if I wish to become an atomic superhero? I mean at least 30
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I have recently begun eating several bananas per day. What should my intake be if I wish to become an atomic superhero? Unfortunately you turn into Captain Bathroom long before you gain atomic superpowers. 
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Sep 10, 2020 03:18
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Facebook Aunt posted:Unfortunately you turn into Captain Bathroom long before you gain atomic superpowers. Mix some chili in, and you'll get there.
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Sep 10, 2020 03:21
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Since potassium doesn't stay in the body you'd have to consume millions of bananas at one sitting, which is a super power in itself!
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Sep 10, 2020 10:56
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In the land of the hypokalemic, the man who doesn’t have to dose insulin with a mouse syringe is king. Eat your bananas, kids.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Unfortunately you turn into Captain Bathroom long before you gain atomic superpowers. Lol at this person who doesn't know about Bananaman. Just lol.
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Sep 10, 2020 12:51
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The Bananas in Pyjamas were just normal teenagers who made an unfortunate choice of snack before bed.
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The Corn of the Future Is Hundreds of Years Old and Makes Its Own Mucus
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Sep 10, 2020 17:27
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By popular demand posted:Since potassium doesn't stay in the body you'd have to consume millions of bananas at one sitting, which is a super power in itself! OK, thirty I could do, but millions? Maybe if I make a smoothie or something?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I think this dude was actually just a supervillain. The translated news item does not say it, but there is additional piece of information on other sites; it seems that the statue was designed so that it explodes the moment the six pieces are put together. So definitely a supervillain. Or modern artist.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I think this dude was actually just a supervillain. 
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Going back to to the radioactive banana talk for a minute, I assume this is the end result.
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I wish there was a better way to word that. Sounds like the disaster was Fukushima's fault and not the 9.0 earthquake, followed by a Tsunami.
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Sep 10, 2020 23:58
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You can have earthquakes and tsunamis all day long, but you release caesium 137 into the ocean one time...
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It used to mean something to be a country girl
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That's pretty amazing, I hope things work out.
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Milo and POTUS posted:It used to mean something to be a country girl Corntry girls make goo
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Ok, that was pretty good.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:That's pretty amazing, I hope things work out. Seriously. Combined this with cover cropping, no till farming, and limiting spraying and you could make something amazing happen in the soil health revolution.
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Sep 11, 2020 02:59
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And apparently the best picture they were able to get of it was a blurry and poorly cropped photograph of a TV screen, taken at a weird angle. 
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Tiggum posted:And apparently the best picture they were able to get of it was a blurry and poorly cropped photograph of a TV screen, taken at a weird angle. Look at this guy, complaining loudly in the streets that his cat buttholes aren't being delivered in hi-def.
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Sep 11, 2020 08:00
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Just get a cat you perv.
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Captain Monkey posted:Just get a cat you perv. Maybe that's not the best option, at least from the cat's point of view.
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A cat is fine too.
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Captain Monkey posted:Just get a cat you perv. Found the perfect thing for you cat anus pervs. NoneMoreNegative posted:Linked from the Ali frontpage
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gleebster posted:Maybe that's not the best option, at least from the cat's point of view. Any cat owner will tell you that a cat loves nothing more than to show you its butthole for no reason.
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Sodium Chloride posted:Found the perfect thing for you cat anus pervs. NoneMoreNegative posted:Linked from the Ali frontpage This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak purrformance looks like.
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quote:Aria DiMezzo, who described herself on her Facebook page as a “polyamorous transgender Mississippian lesbian anarchist atheist Aria DiMezzo,” is now the GOP nominee for sheriff position of New Hampshire’s Cheshire County.
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 Godspeed, hopefully everyone who votes solely based on the letter after the name will continue their good work.
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Sep 14, 2020 00:41
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That's not that out of the ordinary for New Hampshire, especially that part of New Hampshire.
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South Dakota AG telephones police saying he hit a deer. Actually he manslaughtered someone. while driving home from a Trump fundraiser at a bar
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Any cat owner will tell you that a cat loves nothing more than to show you its butthole for no reason. it's because kittens do that so their mothers can inspect their butt for any problems, and by domesticating cats we have made them neotenous, they retain some kitten traits their entire life
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https://twitter.com/theheraldsun/status/1306004924086411265?s=21 In case they delete 
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