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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i want watch football man collide + catch balls

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Magicpants posted:

Is tonight's game gonna get my juices flowing?

Well it's a rain game so something will be wet

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I know I'm posting it much later than usual this year, but my Hot Seat thread is finally up and running! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3939946

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Your thread reminded me theres going to be a 7th seed if there's playoffs lol.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

really queer Christmas posted:

Your thread reminded me theres going to be a 7th seed if there's playoffs lol.

the browns will still never make the playoffs

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


OxySnake posted:

Being a hardass 100% of the time works to a point. But either you gotta have some give or win a bunch. If you can't do those you become a Schiano man.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
https://twitter.com/RealJayWilliams/status/1304186433054420992

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
GDT on GD is up

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Both national anthems?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Better Than You posted:

Both national anthems?

NFL is doing the National Anthem and the "Black National Anthem" (Lift Every Voice and Sing) and sometimes might be doing Int'l Players Anthem

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Better Than You posted:

Both national anthems?

The Star-Spangled Banner and Lift Every Voice and Sing.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Empty stadiums, no players on the field. Can broadcasters agree to skip it so we can just cancel the needless songs?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
The year that Lift Every Voice is sung before games instead of proud to be an American should definitely be the year we stop broadcasting the anthem. Excellent take.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


from the wyts about the giants:

quote:

They’re just gonna pretend it’s 1990 until the Mara family replaces them all with even BIGGER dinosaurs. To that end, the entire coaching staff is resplendent with failures, including Jason Garrett, Derek Dooley, Bret (Bert) Bielema, and the wondrous Freddie Kitchens.

good GOD

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Doctor Teeth posted:

from the wyts about the giants:


good GOD

Freddie Kitchens former TE coach to noted TE lover Bruce Arians.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
God the Pats are gonna look like such chumps being the only team out on the field for the anthem.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Doctor Teeth posted:

from the wyts about the giants:


good GOD

I really don’t follow college football, but I never heard one positive mention of Dooley or Bielema as coaches.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


derek dooley's mizzou offense only put up 14 in a loss to vanderbilt

gently caress derek dooley

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fartknocker posted:

I really don’t follow college football, but I never heard one positive mention of Dooley or Bielema as coaches.

Bielema kept the train running at Wisconsin which somehow or other just runs itself with huge offensive linemen and decent RBs. But he definitely didn't fail there.

Good luck finding any fan with anything positive about Dooley.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Grittybeard posted:

Bielema kept the train running at Wisconsin which somehow or other just runs itself with huge offensive linemen and decent RBs. But he definitely didn't fail there.

Good luck finding any fan with anything positive about Dooley.

He had too many men on the field, allowing LSU to beat them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mAHgD-8k9U

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
RIP Rivers

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1304203870252535808?s=19

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

How the gently caress are so many players hurt out of nowhere?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Codependent Poster posted:

How the gently caress are so many players hurt out of nowhere?

I wonder if a few of these reports are guys who have been dealing with nagging things we would have known about before now if camps were open. I mean others like Courtland Sutton and Von Miller and whoever seem like just bad luck in the last few days.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I hope those guys decide to not play the season and rest their bodies

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

C'mon you think that's gonna stop Rivers from starting every game.

He's dealt with far worse OLs

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Codependent Poster posted:

How the gently caress are so many players hurt out of nowhere?

training camp straight up didn't happen so peoples conditioning is off.

that's the argument I've seen anyway.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

fsif posted:

How do people like this become successful? He probably has a net worth in the seven digits, right? How is it possible that he is where he is where so many smart, competent, compassionate people I know are struggling?

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1304039718347304962?s=20

I just saw this from Defector's bad sports tweets compilation, put that up there with his Zion Williamson shoe tweet and his Chilean miner tweet and his Dunkin Donuts tweet for a portrait of a clown rear end dipshit

https://twitter.com/GoForGeary/status/1239295496667238400/photo/1

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


1KYOB is back for 2020! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3939936&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Silly Burrito posted:

The governor just said we are going into phase 3 tomorrow. Tiger Stadium will be at 25% capacity when it opens (won’t help the Superdome for this weekend but you can see it coming).

Can't wait for the massive spike in cases in a month's time. It'll be a grand old time and make the May-June spike look like a beach vacation.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

*Pete Carroll tugs at his collar nervously*

https://twitter.com/seahawks/status/1304427225551339521?s=21

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I mean even if Bush did 9/11 it was still bad and worth remembering.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Tom Br*dy did 9/11

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

He of all people hasn't forgotten

Apropos of nothing it's a shame the Jets and Steelers aren't playing, we could settle this question once and for all

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chinatown posted:

Tom Br*dy did 9/11

No he's 14-4 against the Jets in NY.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I remember a big deal being made of the imagery for the return of the NFL after 9/11 being Jets and Patriots and then being treated to this wet fart of a game between Testaverde and Bledsoe.

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200109230nwe.htm

e: It was also the Mo Lewis hit on Bledsoe game so it was basically 9/11 all over again.

Diva Cupcake fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Sep 11, 2020

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Diva Cupcake posted:

I remember a big deal being made of the imagery for the return of the NFL after 9/11 being Jets and Patriots and then being treated to this wet fart of a game between Testaverde and Bledsoe.

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200109230nwe.htm

That was the game Brady came in after Bledsoe had his lung destroyed.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Diva Cupcake posted:

I remember a big deal being made of the imagery for the return of the NFL after 9/11 being Jets and Patriots and then being treated to this wet fart of a game between Testaverde and Bledsoe.

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200109230nwe.htm

e: It was also the Mo Lewis hit on Bledsoe game so it was basically 9/11 all over again.

It propelled the Patriots to the super bowl, beginning the nation's healing process. Couldn't have gone better

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I remember in 2001 when the refs made up a bullshit tuck rule so a team called the patriots could win the super bowl lol

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The NFL pushing the Patriots to the 01/02 superbowl is the best 9/11 conspiracy imo.


Also 100% true.

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