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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:I mistakenly bought Closer to Hogs by Nine Inch Richards which was just pig sounds. Fortunately I was so stoked to find this gem that I immediately gnawed through the plastic and put it in my discman and the mall record store took it back opened when I explained my problem. i haven't heard that in 25 years yee ha
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Lol imagine being dumb enough to think crystals can heal you. They're for making your stereo system sound better. 
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John Murdoch posted:Lol imagine being dumb enough to think crystals can heal you. They're for
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Flourite, the mineral that bread is made of
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Data Graham posted:Flourite, the mineral that bread is made of I thought it was the stuff that's put in water to treat it.
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Uhh, you chip obsidian into a selection of knives then line your club with them, turning it into a brutal aztec weapon. macuahuitl
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SpacePig posted:I thought it was the stuff that's put in water to treat it.
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I've seen this in person, its huge and my 11 year old son declares it to be the finest, and possibly the only, piece of art in existence.
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I thought that’s what a vase is for.
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Goodpancakes posted:Uhh, you chip obsidian into a selection of knives then line your club with them, turning it into a brutal aztec weapon. Obsidian can literally cut through DNA
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Still couldn't get the job done at Shapiro's brit milah
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I saw one tonight driving home that said Any functioning adult President 2020
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Pretty sure I saw that one in ‘16. Along with the Giant Meteor one
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This is called "art". This is the legacy and heritage of the West. This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice, and die for. This is victory.
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IUG posted:Please don't spoil the sequel to Steven Universe. To be fair "Amethyst doesn't do poo poo" isn't really a spoiler, being lazy is her whole thing
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Algol is also known as the Demon Star, which is a nice touch
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yaffle posted:I've seen this in person, its huge and my 11 year old son declares it to be the finest, and possibly the only, piece of art in existence. Your son is already better than all other art critics.
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captainOrbital posted:This is called "art". the sculptor is a Chinese model rocket enthusiast you dork rear end losers
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Twistershift posted:the sculptor is a Chinese model rocket enthusiast you dork rear end losers 
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This was funny until the "marriage" part gave it boomer energy. Don't marry a person who will crush your soul. Then again, sometimes I'm under the impression I've married like the one cool person on the planet that talks to their partner instead of quietly resenting them.
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DicktheCat posted:Then again, sometimes I'm under the impression I've married like the one cool person on the planet that talks to their partner instead of quietly resenting them. My wife was raised never to complain and I have spent enormous emotional capital trying to undo it. She's very cool, though.
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DicktheCat posted:Then again, sometimes I'm under the impression I've married like the one cool person on the planet that talks to their partner instead of quietly resenting them. And you probably introduce them as your "partner" and not your "spouse". How cute. Joking aside,  functioning marriage buddy. There's no "husband" nor "wife" in "team".
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gbut posted:And you probably introduce them as your "partner" and not your "spouse". How cute. If you're not always trying to win your marriage then why even bother?
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The full video of this is really funny. Once the repair person realizes it's a prank he gets really upset and that's why his face is blurred.
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jojoinnit posted:If you're not always trying to win your marriage then why even bother?
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xtal posted:The full video of this is really funny. Once the repair person realizes it's a prank he gets really upset and that's why his face is blurred. He can still charge for his time though. "Yep, looks like it's full of beans for some reason. This is going to cost extra." 
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I really hope that video was taped last year and not recently, and he didn't trick a repairman to come to his house for a prank video during a pandemic
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I really hope that video was taped last year and not recently, and he didn't trick a repairman to come to his house for a prank video during a pandemic As you can see from the thumbnail, it was made 19 hours ago
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i don't know what it is about beans. people just like to put beans in things what oughta not have 'em. https://www.gq.com/story/beans-in-things
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