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This is why I love hobbies where half the poo poo you use is cobbled together from goodwill garbage, hot glue, and duct tape
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Bismuth posted:This is why I love hobbies where half the poo poo you use is cobbled together from goodwill garbage, hot glue, and duct tape Being a government contractor isn't a hobby. e: on-topic I just realized I know the guy who painted this advertisement: 
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Sep 12, 2020 18:34
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Being a government contractor isn't a hobby. Advertisement, deviantart slash fiction comic, same diff.
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Sep 13, 2020 02:44
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Shame Boy posted:Advertisement, deviantart slash fiction comic, same diff. Does Burger King pay people to make deviantart slash fiction comics? This is important.
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Sep 13, 2020 17:12
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https://twitter.com/markpopham/status/1305125847414829057?s=19
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Sep 13, 2020 20:25
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You are own
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Inceltown posted:You are own Also it's only available at the house of a family named Hampton
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Sep 13, 2020 23:42
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Just in case you need more people to hate. Here is someone who is working from home thanks to roni who still puts on a shirt and tie and drives around the block for a while to pretend to commute.quote:For all the headaches commuting can trigger – from dealing with bumper-to-bumper traffic jams to being squashed into a train after near-inevitable delays – it does, in truth, bring certain benefits.
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Sep 14, 2020 07:44
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i could really see the status symbol of a gig economy bodyguard, and then you find out that the client is just the wife of a dentist not a politician
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Sep 14, 2020 07:51
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Inceltown posted:Just in case you need more people to hate. Here is someone who is working from home thanks to roni who still puts on a shirt and tie and drives around the block for a while to pretend to commute. i wasn't fond of cuck (lol my eight year old asked me what "c u c k" spells the other day), but even though i kind of get the sense that it has roots in misogyny i'm sort of fond of "simp"
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any time someone uses cuck or simp or similar terms in a conversation I act all confused like "what is simp? is that short for simpleton or simpsons? is that slang now?" and make them overexplain it in other news I am less annoyed by my gaming friends than ever before but there are certainly less of them to group with
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Sep 14, 2020 08:09
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blatman posted:any time someone uses cuck or simp or similar terms in a conversation I act all confused like "what is simp? is that short for simpleton or simpsons? is that slang now?" and make them overexplain it I do the same thing but with poggers, except I still actually don't understand what's poggers
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Sep 14, 2020 08:10
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blatman posted:any time someone uses cuck or simp or similar terms in a conversation I act all confused like "what is simp? is that short for simpleton or simpsons? is that slang now?" and make them overexplain it Ex opposition leader called the Australian Prime Minister a Simp on TV recently, he didn't waste time over explaining (last 10-15 sec). https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2230778/Video-Bill-Shorten-calls-Scott-Morrison-simp-Donald-Trump.html
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Sep 14, 2020 08:17
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Inceltown posted:Just in case you need more people to hate. Here is someone who is working from home thanks to roni who still puts on a shirt and tie and drives around the block for a while to pretend to commute. lol quote:"While it's lovely sometimes to let go, people can pretty quickly spiral into feeling a sense of inertia or apathy or struggling to get going," she says. yeah you know that long-forgotten feeling you sometimes get when you aren't locked in a routine? when you feel almost human again, you question your choices and you feel the urge to explore because you feel that what you have right now isn't what you want? forget it with a fake commute!
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Shame Boy posted:I do the same thing but with poggers, except I still actually don't understand what's poggers i've researched this extensively and this is what i've concluded, it's a lady or gentleman who is proficient in these: 
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Sep 14, 2020 08:20
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quote:Associate Professor Terry Bowles, a University of Melbourne psychologist, says commuting provides an opportunity to adjust to a different role, for example from parent to worker, and the habit gives the brain a bit of a break. Just take a 10 minute break to sit quietly and meditate or stretch or something? No gently caress that, I need my metal safety box and fossil fuels
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Sep 14, 2020 08:22
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What if I take physical pauses by opening my work laptop in the morning and then doing fuckall for the entire day and playing biddyagames.
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Sep 14, 2020 09:20
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Posting is self care
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grate deceiver posted:What if I take physical pauses by opening my work laptop in the morning and then doing fuckall for the entire day and playing biddyagames. Pro level strat imo
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bump_fn posted:cool post no one will read, nerd i wouldn't have read that post if i hadn't read this post, honestly
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grate deceiver posted:What if I take physical pauses by opening my work laptop in the morning and then doing fuckall for the entire day and playing biddyagames. As someone getting ready to leave for their 8-430 right now, you're a bastard and may your save get deleted
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Inceltown posted:Just in case you need more people to hate. Here is someone who is working from home thanks to roni who still puts on a shirt and tie and drives around the block for a while to pretend to commute. ive been happier working from home when i take a little outside time before and after work, so that there's a sense of start and completion of that part of the day, and also at least wearing casual clothes and not always just pajamas or whatever. but loving lol at putting on office wear and driving your gas box is circles as a liturgical sacrament to capitalism
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Breakfast All Day posted:ive been happier working from home when i take a little outside time before and after work, so that there's a sense of start and completion of that part of the day, and also at least wearing casual clothes and not always just pajamas or whatever. but loving lol at putting on office wear and driving your gas box is circles as a liturgical sacrament to capitalism tbh I think part of the problem is that people are so broken that they've lost sense of where the line is between legitimate self-care and routine like putting on clothes, in general, is a good thing to do because it feels miserable to just lie around in your underwear for days straight. that's good. if you need to wear office wear just to feel normal then that is maybe much less good and something deserving of some self-reflection.
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If you wear something just slightly uncomfortable that makes the ritual of changing out of it to finish work that much more satisfying
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Sep 14, 2020 14:15
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Paradoxish posted:like putting on clothes, in general, is a good thing to do because it feels miserable to just lie around in your underwear for days straight. Speak for yourself 
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i have not put on anything besides basketball shorts since april. i keep a polo shirt next to my computer to throw on before video calls. this is my best life
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Shame Boy posted:I do the same thing but with poggers, except I still actually don't understand what's poggers Nothing much, what's poggers with you?
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Oh my god, it's Guard-O-Ped. 
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I still wear business casual 5 days a week because my job is a hell that I can't escape. But at least the safety officer stopped sending his weekly emails and making jokes like "when this is over we're all going to have quarantine beards" despite over 90% of the company still going to work daily
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Sep 14, 2020 17:46
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blatman posted:any time someone uses cuck or simp or similar terms in a conversation I act all confused like "what is simp? is that short for simpleton or simpsons? is that slang now?" and make them overexplain it just direct them to the subreddit r/simps
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https://twitter.com/cfarivar/status/1305504885404704778?s=20 if apple/google had any morals at all this poo poo would be capped so people can only dump a limited amount of money in per month
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quote:The app offers a variety of typical casino games to play, including their favorite, called Reel Rivals, a game in which players accrue points by playing a virtual slot machine. As in a real casino, players exchange money for coins to bet. There's some kinda interesting psychology thesis in here, cuz they seem to have figured out that you can operate a casino where people pay in and receive absolutely nothing at all ever and it still somehow works. I mean I know mobile games basically do the same thing but those at least have some kind of nominal gameplay, it's interesting that people are willing to play loving slot machines for nothing
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Cold on a Cob posted:if apple/google had any morals 
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Cold on a Cob posted:https://twitter.com/cfarivar/status/1305504885404704778?s=20 Apple gets 30% of all of the money that's lost. This is probably a single-digit percentage of App Store revenue, enough so that dropping this income would require multiple executives to lose their bonus, and probably their jobs. Perverse incentives for the win!
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One lesson it's loving amazing that people haven't learned yet is that no matter how much  says corporations are people (and being charitable he meant that corporations are made up of people) they range from amoral to immoralOnly regulation and oversight and vigorous punishment keeps them from loving over literally everyone at every turn They can still be useful, like a nuclear reaction, but you can't just leave them unattended and assume they'll do no harm, it's literally insane
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The Bloop posted:One lesson it's loving amazing that people haven't learned yet is that no matter how much Every regulation ever imposed on corporations was a response to a worker or workers getting killed. (Or the relatives of the regulators being COMPETED AGAINST but that's not the point.)
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Cold on a Cob posted:https://twitter.com/cfarivar/status/1305504885404704778?s=20 and since it said up front that you cannot win anything in it, this is not technically gambling?
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e-wishing well but it's addictive
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Those morons deserve to be parted from their money. Who the gently caress would gamble without the possibility of winning? These idiots apparently will, and if you’re dumb enough to do that you deserve to lose your money. It’s not gambling if there’s nothing on the line, they are paying to press digital buttons and there’s not excuse for it because they know they’re doing it. If these people had any brains they’d go and actually gamble with the money.
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fat bossy gerbil posted:Those morons deserve to be parted from their money. Who the gently caress would gamble without the possibility of winning? These idiots apparently will, and if you’re dumb enough to do that you deserve to lose your money. It’s not gambling if there’s nothing on the line, they are paying to press digital buttons and there’s not excuse for it because they know they’re doing it. If these people had any brains they’d go and actually gamble with the money.
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