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Guavanaut posted:Rowling billboard in Canada is down already. It's not quite a billboard but someone round my street has been defacing antifa stickers with "I <3 J K Rowling" ones and that says it all for me
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who knew that insisting his kids had to go back to school would have consequences https://twitter.com/joepike/status/1305457685672976385?s=20
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Christ who is next in line after... Oh no Oh no no no The Prince who was promised... The king across the waves!
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Communist Thoughts posted:Christ who is next in line after... Wait I’m confused, do succession rules mean the UK is about to become a principality of the Kingdom of Sealand?
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Jose posted:who knew that insisting his kids had to go back to school would have consequences Something something The Masque of the Red Death
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Communist Thoughts posted:Christ who is next in line after... I don't think the King of Bavaria will take the throne in the event of the death of Keir Starmer, but the British constitution is an odd duck to be sure.
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lol i hope he kills all the lbc presenters https://twitter.com/PronouncedAlva/status/1305464778375278595?s=20
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RLB has been on it the whole time pretty much, shame we can't have a woman be labour leader after 2 tory pms. The only person in labour who was more on it re: roni was... Nandy??? What the hell The only politician I saw immediately calling out herd immunity as insane, there was a week long gap between it being announced and the media and politicians googling what it was but she was right in it day one. Which is the basic metric for how literate and thinking politicians and journos are: if the pm says he's going to let them all catch plague, but does so in a nice tone of voice, how long before they notice what he said.
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Darth Walrus posted:lol, RLB going 'told you so': I suppose one useful thing about not being in the shadow cabinet any more is being free to public ally disagree with them
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Jose posted:who knew that insisting his kids had to go back to school would have consequences
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I will say one thing of starmer he's got a nice range of facial expressions if you like "grinning like a loon, looking serious, and experiencing existantial horror"
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I like kneeling starmer. He has the casual, slightly sad look of a cop kneeling a man to death, knowing his excuses will be repeated uncritically by Starmer
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can't even wear a tie properly smh
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When I first saw starmer all I'd heard about him was media stuff about him being a forensic genius and the future of labour. He just looked so sad and upset, I figured it was because he didn't like Corbyn. But no that's just the face you get if you spend your whole life reading the government's mycrimes.txt and rubber stamping it
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OwlFancier posted:I will say one thing of starmer he's got a nice range of facial expressions if you like "grinning like a loon, looking serious, and experiencing existantial horror" It's the startled ruddiness and never looking quite comfortable in a suit. Every photo of him looks like paperrazzi shots of a high-street butcher from Peterborough who's been found putting human meat in the organic sausages, arriving for his court hearing.
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It's going to make absolutely no difference if Starmer's housebound lol
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OwlFancier posted:, and experiencing existantial horror" And they say preceding generations didn’t do enough to prepare us for the coming apocalypse #theyknew
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I first heard about him from FBPE twitter who were bouncing memes around about how the tories would be sending Davis to negotiate and how Labour would be sending sensible barrister Keith Stairmaster, as soon as Jaremy Crobny did the right thing and stood aside for Jo of Swindon.
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OwlFancier posted:Oh also: Haha Putin is a gay. That is how gays dress. He's only buddying up with the orthodox church to do homophobia because he wants to touch willies. This is original comedy.
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Isomermaid posted:It's the startled ruddiness and never looking quite comfortable in a suit. Every photo of him looks like paperrazzi shots of a high-street butcher from Peterborough who's been found putting human meat in the organic sausages, arriving for his court hearing.
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Incidentally this was in The Times on Friday, so the centrists are at least starting to notice that Starmer may not be the answer to all their problems. quote:Sir Keir Starmer is like a weatherman: you can never remember anything he says
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Bobby Deluxe posted:This is perfect, can you tweet it or something so I can source it as a quote? Hee, I don't have a public twitter, just steal it, it's fine 
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Stolen. Also:  brendaaan 
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Guavanaut posted:https://twitter.com/SpittingImage/status/1304766716656877568 AH I SEE HOMOPHOBIA IS ACTUALLY "THE GAYS" FAULT, HOW INSIGHTFUL. BEST SATIRE. This country is so doomed.
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peanut- posted:Instead, one of Starmer’s six questions at PMQs this week was: “Prime minister, what is happening?” Amazingly even our easily-bamboozled PM managed to sidestep that one. Johnson still loses, but Starmer never quite manages to win. Is this the legendary ‘forensic questioning’ I’ve heard so much about?
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extinction rebellion are loving useless aren't they. they used the fires last year to justify the coup https://twitter.com/OVargas52/status/1305480720748630016?s=20
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thrashingteeth posted:AH I SEE HOMOPHOBIA IS ACTUALLY "THE GAYS" FAULT, HOW INSIGHTFUL. BEST SATIRE.
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So surely we're going to be pitched head first back into full lock-down within the next week or two? Either that or just accept that we're gonna have another massive surge and tens of thousands more people will die. The testing situation is hosed (I had symptoms the other day, now self-isolating. Luckily managed to somehow secure a home test, which arrived yesterday, but can ONLY be posted back at 1715 today, and then god knows how long it'll take to get the results), and hundreds of schools are already being crippled by staff and students having to self-isolate... I kind of feel that the ol' breaking international law debacle is distracting people from the fact that, one way or another, we are going to be yet again proper hosed in a few weeks time.
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The Perfect Element posted:So surely we're going to be pitched head first back into full lock-down within the next week or two? No full lockdown, just local lockdowns that happen to cover the entire UK.
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Another lockdown would make the money sad. Better just digging some mass graves.
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The Perfect Element posted:So surely we're going to be pitched head first back into full lock-down within the next week or two? Either that or just accept that we're gonna have another massive surge and tens of thousands more people will die. It'll probably be sinky posted:No full lockdown, just local lockdowns that happen to cover the entire UK. What's interesting is that we're not seeing anything similar happen with the excess deaths curve ...yet.
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