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RCarr
Dec 24, 2007


Just as effective as birth control AND you can play with them.

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

RCarr posted:

AND you can play with them.

I have some great news about penises.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I have some great news about penises.

And they also come in pocket sized!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
They really are pocket monsters if you think about it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
:hai:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LifeSunDeath posted:

They really are pocket monsters if you think about it.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Penis must recharge...

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
My Hand used SCRATCH on Balls!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

RCarr posted:

Just as effective as birth control AND you can play with them.

Counterpoint: condom balloon animals.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

Fister Roboto posted:

Counterpoint: condom balloon animals.

:amen:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
You can play with anything if you have an imagination.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Elfface posted:

You can play with anything if you have an imagination.

Pffft, imaginary toys are for poor kids. I'll stick to my Dino-Riders, thank you very much.

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016
Saw this randomly and thought of all of you degenerates, with your obsession.


Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Plural. 4/10

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


if this were a good and just world you would be able to buy one large bean, gently squeeze it into your crockpot and then eat it like a roast

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
We can put a man on the moon, but the mega-bean still eludes us? Humanity is doomed.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

blatman posted:

if this were a good and just world you would be able to buy one large bean, gently squeeze it into your crockpot and then eat it like a roast

Ah, but it is a good and just world.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Elviscat posted:

Ah, but it is a good and just world.



Is that...Doritos?

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

Super Soaker Party! posted:

Is that...Doritos?

yes, thats what they look like before being cut into triangles and dried ready for bagging

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Super Soaker Party! posted:

Is that...Doritos?

Nah I think it's some big trilobite.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

SpacePig posted:

Nah I think it's some big trilobite.

You can get trial bites of Dorito's? How does that even work, is it like wine tasting where you're meant to spit it out but no one does because otherwise what is the point?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Elviscat posted:

Ah, but it is a good and just world.



shun the False Bean.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



blatman posted:

if this were a good and just world you would be able to buy one large bean, gently squeeze it into your crockpot and then eat it like a roast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F8GDx7M49k

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

MrUnderbridge posted:

I've been wanting to have a sticker made of a smiling klansman holding up the "ok" handsign. This would get slapped onto the "Heritage not hate" stickers with the confederate flag. It would look like he's leaning from behind the other sticker. I see a lot of those (especially on pickups for some odd reason :iiam:) around here.

I'd love to do this, but :effort:

Hang on. What does a smiling klansman look like?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Hyperlynx posted:

Hang on. What does a smiling klansman look like?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Bean

https://i.imgur.com/AXQx1wO.mp4

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I have a hard time doing these 3D hidden image things on my phone.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


This is legitimately unsettling.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

SpacePig posted:

I have a hard time doing these 3D hidden image things on my phone.

It's beans

Hit or miss Clitoris
Apr 19, 2003
I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

Inceltown posted:

It's beans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu9QBn9i4EQ

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

ah gently caress i've hit the salvia again

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Fister Roboto posted:

This is legitimately unsettling.

well of course it is, seeing Chris Benoit is always uncomfortable now

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Alaois posted:

well of course it is, seeing Chris Benoit is always uncomfortable now

Chris Beanoit

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Inceltown posted:

It's beans

IT’S A SCHOONER!

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Laserjet 4P posted:

IT’S A SCHOONER!

You idiot, a schooner is a bean

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Tane?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Nude tayne, disable safety protocols.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Thinkin' bout this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8PXGyyOGg4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


MizPiz posted:

My Hand used SCRATCH on Balls!

NO! It's Pinch and Roll

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 03:06 on Sep 17, 2020

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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